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You respect in one another.

Don't read much into these matchups. More to come.

Poptart/KCScott

Goobs/mvscal

Moving Sale/Papa Willie

Smackaholic/Screw Michigan

Marty/Diego in Seattle

Molly/Dinsdale

88/Atomic Punk

Roach/Sudden Sam

Rooster/Mikey

Bsmack/Wolfman

R-Jack/Jerkovich

I greatly respect the level of conviction mvscal maintains for his beliefs. No matter how totally wrong-headed they are.

I greatly respect Rooster because he has a sense of humor. No matter how wrongheaded he usually is.

I find suckaholic to be generally interesting, no matter how incredibly stupid he is.

I never make any lists. :(

One positive thing about Mikey is he lives in California, far, far away from me. I kid! I kid! Seriously, despite nearly diameterically opposite political opinions, he defends what he believes with solid reasoning and arguments. If he throws out a gratuitous slap, it's only after he has laid out his reasons for why he is doing so. I respect anyone who can formulate a response without referencing black cocks and racism at every turn.

Oh, Moving Sale, I didn't see you there! Just joining the conversation?

I admire Diego's will to not tamper with his ankle monitor and abide by the judge's 500ft radius school/playground prohibition.

trev is a uniter.

Go Coogs/Bucmonkey

Carson/Muchoballs

Biggie/Jsc810

Smackie/MamaMustanger

88 wrote:Got to respect a dude that doesn't.

He hasn't posted here since March.

Bri lives in/near Rochester NY. That takes balls.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

88 wrote:Got to respect a dude that doesn't.

He hasn't posted here since March.

Or has he?....

Coogs?...I'll play...he seems to be wired straight and focused. Has a passion for his wife, family (in-laws), life and teams. His abode looks damn fine too regardless of my pokes...

This is still just a smack board right?

Carson wrote:I never make any lists. :(

No shit, over 20k posts and been here since day one.

That does it, trev. I'll expect brownies along with those cookies you send every year at Christmas. You get a lump of coal for leaving me off the damn list.

Next year you might get some Russell Stovers, but only if the brownies have walnuts. Not negotiable.

Molly?

Maybe the thing I like best about her is she rarely posts here.

I kid.

She's a female who shares (and bares) quite a bit on a overwhelmingly male board, and doesn't give a shit what crap she takes.

And boobs.


Hey Biggie -- post more and read less, AHole.

Wags, I've been working on yours all day. I wanted it to be perfect. It's coming.......

Wags/Felix

Carson wrote:I never make any lists. :(

Me either Carson. Oh well.

Jay, I was actually in the process of looking for yours. Can I put you with Moving Sale because Papa Willie didn't play?

Yes?

Jay in Phoenix/Moving Sale
Arch Angel/m2
Van/Salad Tosser
LTS TRN 2/Pron

trev wrote: Van/Salad Tosser

Tasteless, but funny.

Hmm, ask and ye shall receive. Thanks for that curve ball Trev.

Let's see here, something nice about Moving Sale...

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He held his own against mvscal on Smackie's interview, so I believe he's not the total unmensch he portrays on the board.

Maybe.

trev wrote:Wags, I've been working on yours all day. I wanted it to be perfect. It's coming.......

Wags/Felix

I hope you didn't work too hard. Perfect, as in how?

That's like asking me to vote for Clinton or Trump while I don't even plan to go to the polls that day for the first time ever.

I suppose I'll give it a shot... after some heavy drinking. Don't stay up too late, I'll probably pass out before I can type something sincere.

trev wrote:Van/Salad Tosser

Dudes with no ability to post are getting mentioned before me. This is bullshit!

:x

Mgo, I've been stumped with you. I had you paired up with someone earlier, but it was replaced. You are kinda the king here, in your own league. I've been tempted to do this, so I'll just do it.

Mgo/trev

Also:

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff/Joe in PB
Left Seater/Schmick
Pickle/Papa Willie
 

trev wrote:
Pickle/Papa Willie
 

You picked the wrong guy for me. I like EVERYTHING about papa willie!

Jay in Phoenix wrote: curve ball

Solid poster. Very underrated. Big dick.

Jerkovich...... If I was that mind numbingly stupid and showed every time I opened my mouth or fired up a computer, I can only wish I would be as oblivious as he is to that reality. By virtue of not willingly hurling himself into a wood chipper, he must not know his sub species IQ and is likely a very happy guy in his blissful ignorance. Many RACKS to him.

Schmick,

He has raised boys who have succeeded in school and sports and achieved quite a bit in their youth. That says something about the old man.

The Big Pickle wrote: You picked the wrong guy for me.

The Big Pickle wrote:

trev wrote:
Pickle/Papa Willie
 

You picked the wrong guy for me. I like EVERYTHING about papa willie![/quo

Great. Tell us what things you like.

trev wrote: Great. Tell us what things you like.

He's a stand up guy. He has principles and morals, great taste in music. He has been with us since the beginning always with a solid take. I'm a big fan. The only thing I don't like is his strange fascination with poop. Otherwise, Papa Willie aka Spray is a board Patriot!

trev wrote:Mgo/trev

trev, I don't know that I'm capable of limiting my compliments to just one, so I'll just speak freely from the heart. From the very first moment I laid eyes on you, your radiance washed over me like waves of the Pacific crashing hard upon a group of shorelined rocks underneath a starry sky. I knew right then and there you were going to be the woman for me for the next 12 hours. I'll never forget how we scampered off on a romantic whim to Toddowen's dome, hoping Marty wouldn't be there that particular evening. It was truly magical when we fed each other chocolate-dipped strawberries, then got obliterated off of several bottles of cheap vodka. I'll never forget the moment you stumbled towards my crotch, unzipped my pants, and eagerly lunged for my perfectly adequate penis. Of the next 5 minutes, 2.5 of them were absolutely amazing.

And with that trev, my dearest trev, I'll leave you with this completely original prose that I penned just now...

...sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much. And I have to close my eyes and hide. I want to hold you 'til I die. 'Til we both break down and cry. I want to hold you 'til the fear in me subsides...

And she's got a big dick.

Python wrote:And she's got a big dick.

See? And that's why year after year I keep coming to this/these boards. :grin:

Mgo? I like his wit and humor and the way he adores me. Not to mention, thinking of him in his trail shorts gets me thru a day.

Mucho Bulls is a solid contributor to the BTPCFB forum.

KC Scott wrote:Sounds like you're looking forward to deflating his balls

Roach wrote:

Roach wrote:

RACK Biggie & Python posting in the same thread. Flashbacks are kicking in.

trev wrote:Smackie/MamaMustanger

Anyone who can love a wretch like me the way mama does is either poptart-grade loco or worthy of undying admiration. I'll go with the latter. And she can cook. Too many other positive things in a thread asking for only one. Solid jungle dweller.

Give me a while. I'll come up with something about screwy.