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If _____ is elected, I'm moving to _____

Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 11:47 pm
by Wolfman
Someone should make a list of those who have made this claim. Then we can check it after next Tuesday's election. I read recently that someone said they were moving to Australia if Trump is elected. For the record, I'm not moving anywhere.
I guess that person was Barbra Streisand.

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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2016 12:13 am
by Innocent Bystander
The Aussies have strict immigration policies. Why do people think the rest of the world allows borders as porous as the US's?

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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2016 12:49 am
by Innocent Bystander
She's not your ex-wife, bro. You don't have to go off the grid. Just do you. Be a job creator, not a deadbeat.

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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2016 1:01 am
by R-Jack
schmick wrote:If hiliary is elected Im moving in to hiding all of my income and will claim that I only make minimum wage
Congrats on the raise.

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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2016 5:04 am
by Screw_Michigan
R-Jack wrote:
schmick wrote:If hiliary is elected Im moving in to hiding all of my income and will claim that I only make minimum wage
Congrats on the raise.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2016 5:56 pm
by Rooster
If Hillary wins I'm buying another 10,000 rounds of ammo.

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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:46 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Rooster wrote:If Hillary wins I'm buying another 10,000 rounds of ammo.
Shouldn't you have a shit ton left after doing the same for Obama?

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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:58 pm
by Wolfman
Shouldn't you have a shit ton left after doing the same for Obama?
Obama isn't done yet. I see he's commuting quite a few prison sentences, letting more felons out of jail.

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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2016 9:15 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
You voluntarily live in Florida. You can't be that concerned with criminals and all-around weirdos roaming around.

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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2016 11:35 pm
by Dr_Phibes
Wolfman wrote: I guess that person was Barbra Streisand.
And that's... the REST of the story.

Paul Harvey's got nothing on you. If Wolfman wins, I'm moving to Florida.

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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2016 1:23 am
by Dr_Phibes
If kim-chi wins I'm moving to.. Pyongyang? If ammo wins I'm moving to Hillary.

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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2016 1:28 am
by Rooster
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Rooster wrote:If Hillary wins I'm buying another 10,000 rounds of ammo.
Shouldn't you have a shit ton left after doing the same for Obama?
You can never have enough ammunition on hand for when the Lefties trespass on my property while on their way to Canada after Tuesday. Castle doctrine and all... :wink:

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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2016 9:51 pm
by BSmack
If either candidate wins I'm still moving next weekend. Okay so it is only a couple miles away from where I live now and a much nicer home with a far bigger yard. But dammit I am moving.

Also even hiring movers doesn't make moving that much less of a pain in the ass.

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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2016 9:53 pm
by Dinsdale
After the results are in Tuesday, I'll probably move to the kitchen for a sammich.

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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2016 9:56 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
I will also be moving to Dinsdale's kitchen.

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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2016 11:42 pm
by Mikey
schmick wrote:
Innocent Bystander wrote:She's not your ex-wife, bro. You don't have to go off the grid. Just do you. Be a job creator, not a deadbeat.

I am a job creator, I am part owner of a medical administrative service that employs 20+ people. As a single person with no dependents I'm pretty much raped on state and federal income taxes and another dim in the white house will just make it worse. I see no reason for me to pay more in taxes than a family of 5, they use a lot more tax paid services than I do.

We need common sense income tax and while Trump may not move us in that direction, I'm sure hiliary will move us in the opposite direction.
So, where are you moving to? And when?

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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2016 11:56 pm
by Dinsdale
Mikey wrote:
So, where are you moving to? And when?
My kitchen is pretty big.

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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2016 12:07 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Dinsdale wrote: My kitchen is pretty big.

Is that a metaphor?

Because...I don't swing that way. Sorry.

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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2016 12:39 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
P.S. trev, my kitchen is enormous .

:shock:

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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2016 2:21 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
If Hillary wins, there will be a lot of domes around here ready for immediate occupancy.

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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2016 3:04 am
by Mikey
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:P.S. trev, my kitchen is enormous .

:shock:
You trying to compensate for something?