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So predictable. What a couple of fucking jerkoffs.

Yeah the orange pedobear loves black cock.

He's actually predominantly Asian you dumb ass fucking midget.

Sent from my Screw Michigan coin-op phone.

Moving Sale wrote:Yeah the orange pedobear loves black cock.

Get cancer and die, midget!

BSmack wrote:He's actually predominantly Asian you dumb ass fucking midget.

Sent from my Screw Michigan coin-op phone.

Oh my bad. You obviously know more about his cock than I do.

Dude's dad was like 1/8th black. He's Thai/Phillipino... cock and every other part.

Gee, Trump, the candidate who didn't campaign on Sundays so he could play golf, is a fan of the greatest golfer of the last few decades? Man, that's weird.

They both love golf and smoking hot blondes. Makes sense that they'd be buds.

BTW, as much as I have enjoyed the implosion of Tiger's career, having him back in the hunt does make things more interesting.

I wonder if these last few years have taught him to not be a bitter douche on the course?

How many majors did Jack have at his age? i know he did go through some droughts late in his career. I think he may have been at 16, possibly 17. Number 18 was completely out of the blue. I think he had gone for 5 years, maybe more before getting it.

smackaholic wrote:
I wonder if these last few years have taught him to not be a bitter douche on the course?

After the occasional "SHIT!" after a bad shot, he was able to laugh off bad shots. After Round 4, he said that he (paraphrasing) had some new perspective, since he couldn't walk for a few weeks...


Wish I could go out and drop a 65 after not being able to walk for a while (which has been 3 years, and making solid contact on #18 is a victory after a few mile walk).

Jack won 16 and 17 at the age of 40.

Sent from my Screw Michigan coin-op phone.

what's up with the screw michigan's coin op phone stuff?

smackaholic wrote:what's up with the screw michigan's coin op phone stuff?

He was an idiot and kept posting with his "Sent from..." mobile phone signature activated. I called him on it and he melted.

I got a new phone three days ago and for some reason it offended Screw Michigan that I left on the phone signature on my new copy of Tapatalk.

Sent from my plush penthouse suite in Screw Michigan's dome. It's in the District.

Eat a dick, screwey.

Sent from my work laptop, in my hovel, which at least has all the major appliances.

:D

Sent from my plush penthouse suite in Screw Michigan's dome. It's in the District.

BSmack wrote:I got a new phone three days ago and for some reason it offended Screw Michigan that I left on the phone signature on my new copy of Tapatalk.

Sent from my plush penthouse suite in Screw Michigan's dome. It's in the District.

You've been posting with the signature for longer than three days.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

BSmack wrote:I got a new phone three days ago and for some reason it offended Screw Michigan that I left on the phone signature on my new copy of Tapatalk.

Sent from my plush penthouse suite in Screw Michigan's dome. It's in the District.

You've been posting with the signature for longer than three days.

What's the obsession over my phone posting habits? That's creepy.

Sent from my plush penthouse suite in Screw Michigan's dome. It's in the District.

You're the only moron posting with a mobile signature.

Screw_Michigan wrote:You're the only moron posting with a mobile signature.

And you care why?

Sent from my plush penthouse suite in Screw Michigan's dome. It's in the District.

http://theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic. ... 96#p934996

Sent from my plush penthouse suite in Screw Michigan's dome. It's in the District.

Yeah, I know. I mentioned him.

You, on the other hand, predictably melted like your idol.

Okay I get it so you're the self-appointed arbiter of how to post from Tapatalk? Please tell me you're not going to come up to Rochester and start self-investigating?

Sent from my plush penthouse suite in Screw Michigan's dome. It's in the District.

Wait how can Trump love Tiger and still be racist?

Left Seater wrote:Wait how can Trump love Tiger and still be racist?

Tiger's not balck.

BSmack wrote:Okay I get it so you're the self-appointed arbiter of how to post from Tapatalk? Please tell me you're not going to come up to Rochester and start self-investigating?

Everyone else here figured out how to post from Tapatalk without including the free advertising you provided both Tapatalk and your phone maker. Stop making excuses.

You're very sensitive. I recommend an artesian coffee enema and a Tom Hanks marathon.

Sent from my plush penthouse suite in Screw Michigan's dome. It's in the District.

Enough about Tiger already, that washed up piece of crap!

Sent from smoke signal to tin cans on a string to a pay phone to a burner cell phone to a landline to my Samsung Stratosphere P90X

Seriously, this whole thing is a non-issue and has been from the beginning. What's wrong with you Screwey?

Sent from an Egyptian hieroglyph to a carrier pigeon to Morse code relay station to a vacuum tube mailer via M2's Lite Brite kit.

Keeeee-rist...



...fucking enough already...