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Hey, Schlomo, what can you tell me about the Winter Carnaval
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 10:45 pm
by Go Coogs'
Is it more of a kid/family thing? Or is it a bucket list item for adults?
Looks interesting.
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Re: Hey, Schlomo, what can you tell me about the Winter Carn
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 10:46 pm
by Go Coogs'
Part of my post got cut off. I'm referring to the Quebec City festival in February
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Re: Hey, Schlomo, what can you tell me about the Winter Carn
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 10:51 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
It's fucking awesome.
During the day, it's tons of family fun stuff, then at night, it's just stumbling around drunk with thousands of revellers partying in the streets.
I haven't been in over a decade, but Quebec knows how to party.
Re: Hey, Schlomo, what can you tell me about the Winter Carn
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 11:09 pm
by Dr_Phibes
They require formal-wear in the evenings, get one of these:

Re: Hey, Schlomo, what can you tell me about the Winter Carn
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 1:24 am
by Go Coogs'
Dr_Phibes wrote:They require formal-wear in the evenings, get one of these:

ISWYDT
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Re: Hey, Schlomo, what can you tell me about the Winter Carn
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 4:57 am
by Dr_Phibes
You'll have a blast. I've made two fact finding missions there and full of prejudice but had a great time. I was hit in the head by a head of lettuce in a burger-shop for refusing to order in French. Or being really drunk. The former is true I think.
Re: Hey, Schlomo, what can you tell me about the Winter Carn
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 3:19 pm
by Go Coogs'
Sweet.
I think Mrs. Rumps and I are gonna give it a go. But, should we do two days of Winter Carnaval and two days of Montreal? Or should we spend our entire time in Quebec City?
Is the food good?
Are there any French sluts into sweaty threesomes? If so, do they like anal?
Re: Hey, Schlomo, what can you tell me about the Winter Carn
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 5:02 pm
by Goober McTuber
Go Coogs' wrote:Are there any French sluts into sweaty threesomes? If so, do they like anal?
I think that would be Schlomo.
Re: Hey, Schlomo, what can you tell me about the Winter Carn
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 6:44 pm
by smackaholic
I have been to Quebec city once, in the middle of summer. It is a beautiful place. Only place I have ever been in North America that looks like an old Euro city. Will have to check out this winter drunkfest someday. I can also say that french canuck dude can drink. Closest thing I have ever seen to Royal Navy dude. And Royal Navy dude's 7 year old sister could drink any of you under the table.
And Rumps, you better go buy some warm clothes. I can't imagine anything in Houstonian dude's closet is ready for Quebec in December. I guess you could just tuck yourself in under one of the missuses breastuses though.
Re: Hey, Schlomo, what can you tell me about the Winter Carn
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:38 am
by Wolfman
Don't care for Quebec at all. No English on signage in a nation allegedly bilingual. Makes it "Anglo-visitor" unfriendly. Try to find your way? Don't ask a cop in Montreal. They act like you're speaking Martian. The rest of Canada is fine.
Re: Hey, Schlomo, what can you tell me about the Winter Carn
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:39 am
by Left Seater
In my experience Quebec is fine to English speakers. Just say hello or English right up front. There are a few assholes that will then still speak to you in French. Then you can either mention the Habs or call the person a frog. One usually gets them talking about hockey in English and the other has them cursing you in French, but will have three friendly Canadians coming to your rescue. Either way you will get help or info from someone.
Re: Hey, Schlomo, what can you tell me about the Winter Carn
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 2:03 am
by Screw_Michigan
Wolfman wrote:Makes it "Anglo-visitor" unfriendly.
Oh poor you. Not surprising though as your idea of adventurous is eating later than the early bird at Sizzler.
Re: Hey, Schlomo, what can you tell me about the Winter Carn
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 3:16 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Wolfman wrote:Don't care for Quebec at all. No English on signage in a nation allegedly bilingual. Makes it "Anglo-visitor" unfriendly. Try to find your way? Don't ask a cop in Montreal. They act like you're speaking Martian. The rest of Canada is fine.
Leaves America then gets pissed when his cultural experience isn't wholly American. And the cop's an asshole because you suck at navigation.
This might be the most Wolfman post of all time.
Re: Hey, Schlomo, what can you tell me about the Winter Carn
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 3:26 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Hey Shlomo, what can you tell me about Nunavut? Are there roads?
You should get up there and do a PET.