Went into my banking account online today and somebody StOLe ALL my money out of my checking account.
They used the "Quick Pay" function which means they knew my username and password to get into my account.
Went to the bank and they say "yeP, your identity has been StOLen!"
They know my ss#, birfdate, mom's maiden name etc..etc..etc....
Dude at bank said he has never been transferred to high into the consumer protection agency then my account today!
All accounts LOCKED!
Since it happened on Dec 27th I'm hoping they can reverse ALL transactions.....otherwise poor ole Stanley only gots $19.23 in his account. :(
My identity got STOlen
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The Big Pickle
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Goober McTuber
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Re: My identity got STOlen
Some thief is going to be awfully disappointed. On the bright side, maybe that password works here and we'll get some readable Pickle posts.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: My identity got STOlen
Goober McTuber wrote:Some thief is going to be awfully disappointed. On the bright side, maybe that password works here and we'll get some readable Pickle posts.
They got everything in my account except $19.... Yeah it was only 3 digits.....if I had tens of thousands stolen I would be IRATE!
I guess there are some benefits to being poor.... you can only get so much blood from a turnip.
Re: My identity got STOlen
So they got you for like $5.27?The Big Pickle wrote:Yeah it was only 3 digits.
Da Horrah!!!
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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Re: My identity got STOlen
Enough for muscle relaxants and condoms, Stan. Let Alan spring for the Grand Marnier this weekend.The Big Pickle wrote:
They got everything in my account except $19....
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: My identity got STOlen
Winner!Mikey wrote: So they got you for like $5.27?
Da Horrah!!!
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The Big Pickle
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Re: My identity got STOlen
Mikey wrote:So they got you for like $5.27?The Big Pickle wrote:Yeah it was only 3 digits.
Da Horrah!!!
Nope...more than $100 but less than $999
They might be able to get into my saving account which is much more. I gotta go back to the bank tomorrow.
Anyhoo...they got all my personal information. I hope they don't get my message BoArd passWorDS too!
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Re: My identity got STOlen
Yeah...no one sees this coming...The Big Pickle wrote:I hope they don't get my message BoArd passWorDS too!
But mods and admins...by all means, entertain Pickle's whims...there's still 6 or 7 people that remain here...let's see if we can whittle that number down to zero, shall we?
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.