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This may help my ratings

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 5:03 pm
by Capt. Sig
Alaskan crab boat captain's estranged daughter accused him of sexual abuse as a toddler.

Of course it's bullshit but I need the publicity. Y'all tune in now. I never touched that girl.

Re: This may help my ratings

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 5:44 pm
by Doug near DC
Sounds fishy to me.

Re: This may help my ratings

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 6:45 pm
by Rooster
It makes me crabby just thinking about it.

Re: This may help my ratings

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 8:00 pm
by Goober McTuber
I would totally watch a reality series called The Deadliest Snatch.

Re: This may help my ratings

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 1:22 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Goober McTuber wrote:The Deadliest Snatch.
Blondiebabe resets are always fresh.

Re: This may help my ratings

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 2:34 am
by Dr_Phibes
Salmon chanted evening? On a scale of 1 to 10 I'll give it hake.

Re: This may help my ratings

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 3:37 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Oh come on...now you're just trolling.

Re: This may help my ratings

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 3:40 am
by Dr_Phibes
Dace of wine and roses.

Re: This may help my ratings

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 3:44 am
by Smackie Chan
Capt. Sig wrote:Of course it's bullshit
You're prolly gill-ty. I don't think your sweet little girl would file suit against you just for the halibut.

Re: This may help my ratings

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 4:06 am
by Dr_Phibes
Nice one, Jack the Kipper :shock:

Re: This may help my ratings

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 5:21 am
by Mikey
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:The Deadliest Snatch.
Blondiebabe resets are always fresh.
I hear she gives head like a large mouth bass.

Re: This may help my ratings

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 5:22 am
by Mikey
Dr_Phibes wrote:Nice one, Jack the Kipper :shock:
You're floundering.

Re: This may help my ratings

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 7:19 am
by Innocent Bystander
You've got to be shitting me. :shock: Ten years. Ten fucking years -- and it's a valid troll reset. Is that a record?

Re: This may help my ratings

Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 3:30 am
by Dr_Phibes
Mikey wrote: You're floundering.
No need to batter me.

Re: This may help my ratings

Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 3:39 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Don't let it get to you... Mikey is just carping on as usual.