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White players are too slow
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2017 3:40 pm
by Goober McTuber
Although LaVar Ball's outrageous comments had been relatively harmless over the course of the college basketball season, his latest accusation will likely be much more controversial.
"Realistically you can't win no championship with three white guys because the foot speed is too slow," Ball said, per Clay Fowler of the Inland Valley Daily Bulletin. "I told Lonzo—'One of these games you might need to go for 30 or 40 points.' It turned out the that was the one game. Then once they get to the Elite Eight, they're right there."
The father of UCLA star Lonzo Ball likely was referring to Bryce Alford, TJ Leaf and Thomas Welsh, three white starters for the Bruins.
UCLA fell to Kentucky in the Sweet 16 by a score of 86-75.
While Ball might have wanted his son to score 30 points, Lonzo ended with just 10 points on 4-of-10 shooting from the field, including a 1-of-6 effort from three-point range. Meanwhile, his counterpart, De'Aaron Fox, scored 39 points for Kentucky.
As for his teammates, Leaf has declared for the NBA draft and is expected to be a first-round pick, according to DraftExpress. Meanwhile, Alford finished his career with 1,922 points, which is one of the best totals in UCLA history.
Re: White players are too slow
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2017 4:08 pm
by smackaholic
In other breaking news, Barry Manilow is gay.
Re: White players are too slow
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2017 4:11 pm
by Goober McTuber
smackaholic wrote:In other breaking news, Barry Manilow is gay.
Your first clue was that his dick tasted like shit, right?
Re: White players are too slow
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2017 9:47 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Goober McTuber wrote:smackaholic wrote:In other breaking news, Barry Manilow is gay.
Your first clue was that his dick tasted like shit, right?
What's your fascination with dudes licking other dude's cranks?
Re: White players are too slow
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2017 1:57 am
by Innocent Bystander
Tina Ball, the mother of his children, is white. His comments are invalid. Levar is the Kit Culkin of basketball. He needs to stop living through his kid.
As for De'Aaron, that's an unnecessarily ornate spelling of Darren. But whatever.
Re: White players are too slow
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 12:44 pm
by Goober McTuber
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:smackaholic wrote:In other breaking news, Barry Manilow is gay.
Your first clue was that his dick tasted like shit, right?
What's your fascination with dudes licking other dude's cranks?
I wasn't licking it.
suckaholic was.
Re: White players are too slow
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 9:51 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Goober McTuber wrote:I wasn't licking it. suckaholic was.
Awesome use of IKYABWAI. Kudos.
Re: White players are too slow
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 10:35 pm
by smackaholic
Jay in Phoenix wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:I wasn't licking it. suckaholic was.
Awesome use of IKYABWAI. Kudos.
In addition he apparently can't comprehend basic english. Marty never claimed he was licking a dick.
Re: White players are too slow
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 11:17 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
smackaholic wrote:Jay in Phoenix wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:I wasn't licking it. suckaholic was.
Awesome use of IKYABWAI. Kudos.
In addition he apparently can't comprehend basic english. Marty never claimed he was licking a dick.
I would suppose he's drunk(er than usualm).
Re: White players are too slow
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 11:59 pm
by Dr_Phibes
smackaholic wrote:Jay in Phoenix wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:I wasn't licking it. suckaholic was.
Awesome use of IKYABWAI. Kudos.
In addition he apparently can't comprehend basic english. Marty never claimed he was licking a dick.
So if that's the case, he's not guilty of the IKYABWAI.
Re: White players are too slow
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 1:00 pm
by Goober McTuber
Exonerated.
Re: White players are too slow
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 1:11 pm
by smackaholic
Goober McTuber wrote:Exonerated.
You should sue Jay for slander, just as I'll be suing you for the same.
88, do you take slander cases?
Re: White players are too slow
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 2:54 pm
by Rooster
"...you can't win no championship..."
Obviously this guy didn't major in English during his brief sojourn in college.
Re: White players are too slow
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 6:26 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Dr_Phibes wrote:So if that's the case, he's not guilty of the IKYABWAI.
Interesting. So Goobs is exonerated, yet still remains a humorless illiterate.
The prosecution rests.
Re: White players are too slow
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 6:49 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Jay in Phoenix wrote:Dr_Phibes wrote:So if that's the case, he's not guilty of the IKYABWAI.
Interesting. So Goobs is exonerated, yet still remains a humorless illiterate.
The prosecution rests.
Goobs: "Did I pass the
bar, your honour? Why yes, several in fact, on my way to this trial..."
Re: White players are too slow
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 8:42 pm
by Goober McTuber
Ankle nibbler in Phoenix wrote:Dr_Phibes wrote:So if that's the case, he's not guilty of the IKYABWAI.
Interesting. So Goobs is exonerated, yet still remains a humorless illiterate.
The prosecution rests.
You wouldn't know humor if it was dropping it's large hairy balls in your mouth.
Re: White players are too slow
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 10:24 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Goober McTuber wrote:
You wouldn't know humor if it was dropping it's large hairy balls in your mouth.
Recycling your Screwey material, Goobs?
You should farm this stuff out...I can ghost-write for you. I take PayPal payments, unless you want to use bank transfers. I can PM you a "sampler pack" and if you like my work, we can set you up with a weekly or monthly plan...but of course, the annual membership is the best deal.
Re: White players are too slow
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:39 pm
by smackaholic
Don't let him Jew you out of the senior discount, goobs.
Re: White players are too slow
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2017 12:04 am
by Jay in Phoenix
So you're still obsessing over dudes, their junk and faggot sex.
Check, check and double check.
Ease away from the bottle Goober, you're losing it.
Re: White players are too slow
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2017 3:45 am
by Goober McTuber
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:
You wouldn't know humor if it was dropping it's large hairy balls in your mouth.
Recycling your Screwey material, Goobs?
Recycling Screwball's
own material.