Wisky has a politician poptart can get behind

[Goober McTuber]

Dude sincerely believes that the earth is 6,000 years old.

[Wolfman]

Earth years or Planet X years? File under who cares.

[Goober McTuber]

Who cares? Probably those people sending their kids to the University of Wisconsin. That clown is a member of the Assembly Committee on Colleges and Universities.

[Sirfindafold]

Archive.

[Diego in Seattle]

Between Walker & this lunatic your state has a pretty fucked up gubmint.

[Goober McTuber]

They are just the tip of the iceberg.

[Mikey]

Who cares? Probably those people sending their kids to the University of Wisconsin. That clown is a member of the Assembly Committee on Colleges and Universities.

Guy sounds like a dumbass.

Then again: http://www.latimes.com/opinion/op-ed/la ... story.html

76% of current professors are felching dick hens. That's a great way to mind fuck kids.

You're just pissed off because you flunked remedial English.

[Mikey]

Oh, I could. It wouldn't be all professional and polished like everything you do, but I could.

[Goober McTuber]

It's already been done.

Don't want to be a fat man, people would think that I was just good fun.
Would rather be a thin man, I am so glad to go on being one.
Too much to carry around with you, no chance of finding a woman who
will love you in the morning and all the night time too.
Don't want to be a fat man, have not the patience to ignore all that.
Hate to admit to myself half of my problems came from being fat.
Won't waste my time feeling sorry for him, I seen the other side to being thin.
Roll us both down a mountain and I'm sure the fat man would win.

[Mikey]

Some folk built like this, some folk built like that
But the way I'm built, a-don't you call me fat
Because I'm built for comfort, I ain't built for speed
But I got everything all the good girls need

Some folk rip and roar, some folk b'lieve in signs
But if you want me, baby, you got to take your time
Because I'm built for comfort, I ain't built for speed
But I got everything all the good girls need

I ain't got no diamonds, I ain't got no gold
But I do got love to satisfy your soul
Because I'm built for comfort, I ain't built for speed
But I got everything, all you good women need

[Mikey]

Whiskey man's my friend, he's with me nearly all the time
He always joins me when I drink, and we get on just fine

Nobody has ever seen him, I'm the only one
Seemingly I must be mad, insanity is fun
If that's the way it's done

Doctors say he just a figment of my twisted mind
If they can't see my whiskey man they must be going blind

Two men dressed in white collected me two days ago
They said there's only room for one and whiskey man can't go

Whiskey man will waste away if he's left on his own
I can't even ring him 'cause he isn't on the phone
Hasn't got a home

Life is very gloomy in my little padded cell
It's a shame there wasn't room for whiskey man as well

Whiskey man's my friend, he's with me nearly all the time
He always joins me when I drink, and we get on just fine
Just fine