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Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 1:00 am
by Mikey
You couldn't make this shit up...

(turn it up...LOUD!!!)

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/sta ... 9613828096


MAGA Baby

Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 1:11 am
by BSmack
Great now we have neo communist Propaganda music for our dear leader. WTF

Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 1:14 am
by Moving Sale
88 probably just creamed his panties.

Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 1:27 am
by Mikey
You can see where Donald gets his inspiration.


Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 1:36 am
by Mikey
BSmack wrote:Great now we have neo communist Propaganda music for our dear leader. WTF
I don't know about you but I felt sort of lost while he was out of the country.

I'm so glad he's returned safely to us, his adoring children.

Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 1:56 am
by BSmack
Climb the Juche Mountain Mango Mussolini.

Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 4:46 am
by Softball Bat
That thing is cheesy as hell.

Even worse (and more ridiculous) in that it's peppered in among juvenile, scatterbrain insults the likes of which one would expect to find... well, in a place like this board.

Whose IQ is low.
Who is failing.
Whose face is still bleeding.
Who is ugly.
LET'S ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
lol


Don's zany bullshit belongs here.

Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 8:02 am
by LTS TRN 2
It's some Baptist version of this..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb5MjWZ7kxk

But of course the Trump faithful can't sing or hold a tune, let alone handle a song with actual chord changes and rhythmic nuance.

Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 12:58 pm
by Mikey
Maybe not, but they can really dance.

Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 2:19 pm
by Sirfindafold
Liberalism is a mental disorder.

Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 2:54 pm
by Mikey
OK listen up. I've got a few ideas I want to bounce off you guys before I send them off to my good buddy Donnie.

  • ISIS - We shouldn't be fighting ISIS. We should be working with them on counter-terrorism. Mad Dog needs to get on this right away.

    North Korea - Instead of bitching and complaining all the time we're going to collaborate, with their tremendously intelligent and charismatic leader, on missile technology and the nucular weapons. This will be a tremendous boost to the morale of our good friends in Seoul.

    China - We're going to set up a joint venture between our Patent and Trademark Office and...whatever they have...to combat piracy of intellectual property and...movies.

    After that we're going to set Smackaholic up as the chair of a new committee to revise all building codes and we're going to put poptart in charge of strategic planning at NASA.

    Oh yeah, one last thing. We're going to work with Sirfindadick to have a take and not suck.

Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 5:03 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Sirfindafold wrote:Liberalism is a mental disorder.
Sounds like they've got a good excuse. What's Trump's?

Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 5:22 pm
by Diego in Seattle
Sirfindafold wrote:Liberalism is a mental disorder.
The guy who sucks the orange cock of the delusional narcissist says what?

Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 7:54 pm
by Bucmonkey
Sirfindafold wrote:Liberalism is a mental disorder.
:lol:

Touche'

45 is a great leader... MAGA... the mantra of the sheeple.

Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 8:05 pm
by trev
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Sirfindafold wrote:Liberalism is a mental disorder.
Sounds like they've got a good excuse. What's Trump's?
BOOM.

Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 8:13 pm
by Bucmonkey
Fake news. Fake President...2017 defined...excuses are dismissed.

Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 8:31 pm
by Sirfindafold
:bode:

melt on bitches.

:lol:

Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 9:06 pm
by Mikey
I see you're still having a problem with that have a take don't such thing.

Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 9:11 pm
by Mikey
What's Ivanka doing with her right hand here, off camera?
Donnie looks a little...errr...stressed?


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Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 9:22 pm
by LTS TRN 2
Um...since when does the U.S. president get relegated to the margins? Oh, that's right..

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Mikey wrote:OK listen up. I've got a few ideas I want to bounce off you guys before I send them off to my good buddy Donnie.

  • ISIS - This entity was created, and continues to be funded, by the Mossad and the CIA

    North Korea - This entity is fully supported by China because a united Korea is as bad for China as it is for Japan.

    China - This entity is not a nation, but a culture, and is determined, by way of a long-term steady plan, to conquer the world.


    Oh yeah, one last thing. We're going to work with the fake trolls here to have a take and not suck.

Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2017 5:50 pm
by Diego in Seattle
Thorton Melon is now in the Oval Office.

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Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2017 7:10 pm
by BSmack
LTS TRN 2 wrote:China - This entity is not a nation, but a culture, and is determined, by way of a long-term steady plan, to conquer the world.
Or maybe they just want to make sure that they never become occupied ever ever again.

Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2017 7:24 pm
by Frankie
Mikey wrote:What's Ivanka doing with her right hand here, off camera?
Donnie looks a little...errr...stressed?


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More like he's pissed to see her shove her middle up slanteyes ass.

Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2017 1:09 pm
by Innocent Bystander
Mikey wrote:What's Ivanka doing with her right hand here, off camera?
Donnie looks a little...errr...stressed?


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Being president is stressful.

Why is Ivanka in a position of prominence in the first place? Why is Merkle an after-thought?

How useless is Melania?

And why again is Merkle sidelined?

Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2017 11:34 pm
by trev
Innocent Bystander wrote:
How useless is Melania?
Pretty dang useless. Like most first ladies, including Mrs. Obama.

Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 2:53 am
by Derron
schmick wrote:
trev wrote:
Innocent Bystander wrote:
How useless is Melania?
Pretty dang useless. Like most first ladies, including Mrs. Obama.
But at least Melania is a woman, moochelle owebama is a tranny
I was thinking more like silverback gorilla.

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Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2017 10:08 pm
by LTS TRN 2
BSmack wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:China - This entity is not a nation, but a culture, and is determined, by way of a long-term steady plan, to conquer the world.
Or maybe they just want to make sure that they never become occupied ever ever again.
Are you smoking bath salts again?...

Toronto and Montreal have surpassed Vancouver as the Canadian cities that Chinese homebuyers are most interested in, according to data from Juwai, China's largest real estate portal.

The company predicts that Chinese investors will pour some $1 trillion (C$1.27 trillion) into real estate around the world over the next decade, of which a considerable amount is likely to land in Canada. The country is the fourth-largest destination for Chinese real estate investment, behind the U.S., Australia and Hong Kong.

Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2017 10:12 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
LTS TRN 2 wrote: Toronto and Montreal have surpassed Vancouver as the Canadian cities that Chinese homebuyers are most interested in, according to data from Juwai, China's largest real estate portal.



Well, to be quite frank, my people do need somewhere to eat on Christmas...

Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 3:57 am
by Dr_Phibes
China - This entity is not a nation, but a culture, and is determined, by way of a long-term steady plan, to conquer the world.
It's called central-planning, you subbed that out in the fifties, thickie.

Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 3:02 pm
by BSmack
LTS TRN 2 wrote:
BSmack wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:China - This entity is not a nation, but a culture, and is determined, by way of a long-term steady plan, to conquer the world.
Or maybe they just want to make sure that they never become occupied ever ever again.
Are you smoking bath salts again?...

Toronto and Montreal have surpassed Vancouver as the Canadian cities that Chinese homebuyers are most interested in, according to data from Juwai, China's largest real estate portal.

The company predicts that Chinese investors will pour some $1 trillion (C$1.27 trillion) into real estate around the world over the next decade, of which a considerable amount is likely to land in Canada. The country is the fourth-largest destination for Chinese real estate investment, behind the U.S., Australia and Hong Kong.
Last time I was in Fort Erie I saw a lot of Indians. Obviously part of a plot in New Delhi.

Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 8:57 pm
by LTS TRN 2
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote: Toronto and Montreal have surpassed Vancouver as the Canadian cities that Chinese homebuyers are most interested in, according to data from Juwai, China's largest real estate portal.



Well, to be quite frank, my people do need somewhere to eat on Christmas...
Gee, b-juice, while we know the Chinese serve dog entrees, I don't think they serve human babies.

(Hey, can I suck it off first?")
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Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 9:24 pm
by Smackie Chan
LTS TRN 2 wrote:while we know the Chinese serve dog entrees, I don't think they serve human babies.
Nah, that's more of an Irish dish.

Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2017 1:37 pm
by Softball Bat
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So why aren't the Committees and investigators, and of course our beleaguered A.G.,
looking into Crooked Hillarys crimes & Russia relations?








Who hired the beleaguered A.G. who isn't looking into Crooked Hillary??




























Answer: Image

Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 2:32 pm
by Softball Bat
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Our relationship with Russia is at an all-time & very dangerous low.
You can thank Congress, the same people that can't even give us HCare!






LMAO!

Ridiculous @sshole.


Tard was carrying on day after day on the campaign trail about how wonderful health care would be on his watch, and how he was such a master wheel and deal man.
Always bragging about how he knew how to handle all of the politicians, blah, blah, blah.

Why couldn't you work and deal with congress, you fat-headed liar?


Oh...

Don has another "rally" today -- in WV.

lol

What for???

There is no campaign.

This stupid shit is insane.
Only a 3rd grader would be distracted by the shiny object.


How 'bout you just sack up and DO YOUR JOB, Don?





Losers aren't winners.