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Re: Way to go, Goobs...

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2017 1:55 am
by Wolfman
Marvelous. I was glad that Cornell didn't have a GPS in my pick up truck when I worked there. Can't imagine anyone allowing this to happen.

Re: Way to go, Goobs...

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2017 10:25 am
by Bucmonkey
According to a news release, Three Square Market will offer the technology to all employees during a “chip party” on Aug. 1. The program is optional.

Re: Way to go, Goobs...

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2017 11:37 am
by smackaholic
Does seems very convenient, but not sure I would want it stuck in my hand. I suppose there is a fleshy enough spot there between the thumb and finger where it might not be noticeable. Wouldn't be surprised to see this in the military at some point. It would be quite handy.

Re: Way to go, Goobs...

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2017 12:22 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:Wisconsin's #1!
You're catching on, tubby.

Re: Way to go, Goobs...

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2017 12:24 pm
by BSmack
smackaholic wrote:Does seems very convenient, but not sure I would want it stuck in my hand. I suppose there is a fleshy enough spot there between the thumb and finger where it might not be noticeable. Wouldn't be surprised to see this in the military at some point. It would be quite handy.
It would definitely make going AWOL a thing of the past.

Re: Way to go, Goobs...

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2017 12:48 pm
by Goober McTuber
BSmack wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Does seems very convenient, but not sure I would want it stuck in my hand. I suppose there is a fleshy enough spot there between the thumb and finger where it might not be noticeable. Wouldn't be surprised to see this in the military at some point. It would be quite handy.
It would definitely make going AWOL a thing of the past.
Well, yes, except for this part:
The company said there is no GPS tracking in the chips because the technology is similar to an office key card.

Re: Way to go, Goobs...

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2017 3:54 pm
by Goober McTuber
You are widely recognized as a fat fucking retard. No need to drive home the point.

Re: Way to go, Goobs...

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2017 6:14 pm
by BSmack
Goober McTuber wrote:
BSmack wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Does seems very convenient, but not sure I would want it stuck in my hand. I suppose there is a fleshy enough spot there between the thumb and finger where it might not be noticeable. Wouldn't be surprised to see this in the military at some point. It would be quite handy.
It would definitely make going AWOL a thing of the past.
Well, yes, except for this part:
The company said there is no GPS tracking in the chips because the technology is similar to an office key card.
I'm sure if the military implemented something like that they could obviously make room for GPS technology. You seriously think that this is a static development and that it can't be augmented?

Re: Way to go, Goobs...

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2017 6:34 pm
by Goober McTuber
I'm sure the military could do just that. And I'm absolutely certain that an enemy would shortly have full knowledge of the technology. Which would make tracking troop movements a piece of cake.

Re: Way to go, Goobs...

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2017 2:47 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:You are widely recognized as a fat fucking retard. No need to drive home the point.
Somebody must have eaten a little too much sensitive!
Absolutely hilarious that you accuse anyone of eating too much. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Way to go, Goobs...

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2017 6:13 pm
by Goober McTuber
And now we're back to square one with tubby's obsessions.

Re: Way to go, Goobs...

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2017 6:27 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
You guys should just hook up, show each other your cocks, then call it a day and go for chicken and waffles.
Just spare us all this bizarre courtship. Hell, come to Canada and get gay-married if you're so compelled...

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Re: Way to go, Goobs...

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2017 6:27 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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Re: Way to go, Goobs...

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 10:35 pm
by Joe in PB
What's next, rectum implanted chips so the chip party Eunuchs will know when they're getting screwed by their employers and the government?

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Re: Way to go, Goobs...

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 2:56 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:Image

Re: Way to go, Goobs...

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 12:22 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Image
Nice work with the ubb code, dumbass.

Re: Way to go, Goobs...

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 3:56 pm
by Goober McTuber
You've really outdone yourself with this thread, tubster. :lol:

Re: Way to go, Goobs...

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 5:42 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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Re: Way to go, Goobs...

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:33 pm
by Goober McTuber
Marty, you wouldn't know epic smack if it was dropping its balls in your mouth.

Re: Way to go, Goobs...

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:23 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Marty, you wouldn't know epic smack if it was dropping its balls in your mouth.
And there you go again... Balls. Gay. You never change.
It's a meme, you fat fucking retard.

Re: Way to go, Goobs...

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 11:44 am
by Screw_Michigan
Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Wisconsin's #1!
You're catching on, tubby.
Congratulations....I guess.

Re: Way to go, Goobs...

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 11:46 am
by Screw_Michigan
Spray 2, Gobbles McTubesteak 0 - F