USA Eliminated From The World Cup
Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 1:45 pm
This would be very upsetting if I cared about soccer.
Since I don't, it's pretty fucking funny.
Since I don't, it's pretty fucking funny.
Diego in Seattle wrote:Trump teams seem to have a habit of folding...
BSmack wrote:I for one am going to enjoy watching an international sporting event broadcast on American TV where the announcers don't go on and on and on about the American competitors to the exclusion of the rest of the world.
This fact makes me happy.Papa Willie wrote:Hmmmmm - this is football crowd. I can promise you that.
schmick wrote:A billion US tax dollars was sunk in to US socqueer by that blue gummed, tranny marrying faggot that left the White House in January.
Good to see returns on that money.
Soccer will never be relevant in America as it will always be only a playdate for limp wristed hot house flowers whose mommies want to get off the PlayBox but are too scared to allow them to play proper American tackle football.
You can't build a competitive team when you start with helicopter mom's little poofts
Link? In the mean time, go fuck yourself.schmick wrote:A billion US tax dollars was sunk in to US socqueer by that blue gummed, tranny marrying faggot that left the White House in January.
I laffed. People have died due to injuries incurred during soccer.Soccer will never be relevant in America as it will always be only a playdate for limp wristed hot house flowers whose mommies want to get off the PlayBox but are too scared to allow them to play proper American tackle football.
You can't build a competitive team when you start with helicopter mom's little poofts
Link?schmick wrote:A billion US tax dollars was sunk in to US socqueer by that blue gummed, tranny marrying faggot that left the White House in January.
Unlike nearly every National Olympic Committee in the world, the United States Olympic Committee's Olympic programs receive no federal government support. Thus, the U.S. relies on private resources to help fund America’s elite athletes as they focus on their pursuit of excellence at the Games.
That says nothing about tax dollars. Did you pull that out of your ass?schmick wrote:The US Olympics program is not USA socqueerDiego in Seattle wrote:Since you can't provide one, I'll provide one myself:
https://www.teamusa.org/us-olympic-and- ... m-usa-fund
Unlike nearly every National Olympic Committee in the world, the United States Olympic Committee's Olympic programs receive no federal government support. Thus, the U.S. relies on private resources to help fund America’s elite athletes as they focus on their pursuit of excellence at the Games.
ESPN socqueer douche was on the radio show I was listening to and said that over a billion dollars had been put in to US socqueer over the last 6 years and they couldn't qualify for the world cup because American sports rewards mediocrity while nowhere else in the world does.
For those who have never watched a professional match up close, you're missing just how violent the game can be.Screw_Michigan wrote:People have died due to injuries incurred during soccer.
What goes on in the stands at an England-Turkey match doesn't count.Screw_Michigan wrote:I laffed. People have died due to injuries incurred during soccer.
I saw a guy get kicked in the face during a game this summer. You go ahead and tell him to his face soccer's a game for faggots.schmick wrote:
Wannabe cross country runners, who couldn't bench a bill, jogging around for 90 minutes avoiding any physical contact with each other. But if by chance they come within 12 inches of one another, both fall down and pretend they were shot until a pink shirted official comes over and pulls out a pastel paint swatch or a trainer carrying a towel wrapped can of magic fairy dust to spray on the vaginas of the two pansies laying on the ground playing make believe causes both of the sissified poofts to get off of their cunts and get back to dancing around on the grass like faggots.
Pitch diving lawn fairies are as violent as the bronies who retired from socqueer.
People in the stands might be violent out of sheer boredom from watching nancies jog around and do nothing on the field
Sure, people do get get kicked in the face and I'm sure there are all manner of nasty knee/ankle injuries, but it is not the objective of the game is it is in football.Screw_Michigan wrote:I saw a guy get kicked in the face during a game this summer. You go ahead and tell him to his face soccer's a game for faggots.schmick wrote:
Wannabe cross country runners, who couldn't bench a bill, jogging around for 90 minutes avoiding any physical contact with each other. But if by chance they come within 12 inches of one another, both fall down and pretend they were shot until a pink shirted official comes over and pulls out a pastel paint swatch or a trainer carrying a towel wrapped can of magic fairy dust to spray on the vaginas of the two pansies laying on the ground playing make believe causes both of the sissified poofts to get off of their cunts and get back to dancing around on the grass like faggots.
Pitch diving lawn fairies are as violent as the bronies who retired from socqueer.
People in the stands might be violent out of sheer boredom from watching nancies jog around and do nothing on the field
Hockey isn't football. Make sure to change your shorts after wetting them.smackaholic wrote: Sure, people do get get kicked in the face and I'm sure there are all manner of nasty knee/ankle injuries, but it is not the objective of the game is it is in football.
As for people flopping, it happens in the NFL, just not as much, but they aren't as faggoty about it.
Shmick does have a point about footie, particularly WC matches. They have become unwatchable defensive battles/endurance contests. I think unlimited substitutions and maybe a modification of the offside rule could make it watchable.
How dull would hockey be without line changes? If you have to stay out there the entire game, it would be an awful lot slower.
Link? In the mean time, go fuck yourself.Screw_Michigan wrote:schmick wrote:A billion US tax dollars was sunk in to US socqueer by that blue gummed, tranny marrying faggot that left the White House in January.
Link to which? The tranny part? The faggot part? That he left the White House in January part? Or the billion dollars part? Bathhouse Barry has long been rumored to be ahomobisexual and his mannerisms are often highly effeminate. And Mooch is the epitome of a masculine (and angry black) woman.
You might want to watch what you say about Hyman.schmick wrote: rupturing their hymans
Remember when it started, he'd just say soccer is for kids that can't play football, now it's this huge tirade where he can't stop himself from throwing in every tired zinger he's ever copied and pasted. So tedious. He's just mad cause the soccer players are hot and get the girls.HMMMMMM wrote:Good to see schmick stays true to form across boards.
Carry on, tard.
from mgooo's link.....MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:You Al Bundy types referring to any pro athletes as "pussies" will never not be funny. If any of you lazy fat asses stuck your little sausage fingers in the chest of any average soccer player, you'd get your ass beat in an instant. You know it, I know it. We all know it. But I get it, we're all keyboard warriors when there's no consequence.
BTW, another soccer played died after a head-on collision. When is the last time this has happened in the NFL?
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/s ... 768472001/
You posted a story where a guy dies after taking a knee to the upper body somewhere (didn't say head). And the killer plays for a team named "Semen Padang".Choirul Huda, a 38-year-old who had made more than 500 appearances in goal for Persela Lamongan of Indonesia's top soccer league, was charging a ball in the penalty box late in the first half against Semen Padang on Sunday when he crashed into teammate Ramon Rodrigues. Video shows Huda lunging for the ball as his upper body collides with Rodrigues' knee. Huda lost consciousness on the field and was taken off on a stretcher
Watt would be toast after 10 minutes of trying to keep up with top-flight international footballers. He would literally be throwing up on the field.schmick wrote:Theyre figure skaters on sod.
Take JJ Watt and the messi faggot and let them play a game at each other's position in each other's sport. At the end of the socqueer match Watt may not have scored, he may even be a little winded but he'd survive. The messi faggot would be in the morgue by half time of the football game.
All the proof that you need that socqueer is for soft ass pussies is that the males and females play by the same exact rules. Football, hockey, baseball/softball the rules are different for the genders, hell, even in gymnastics the rules are different by gender.
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:You Al Bundy types referring to any pro athletes as "pussies" will never not be funny. If any of you lazy fat asses stuck your little sausage fingers in the chest of any average soccer player, you'd get your ass beat in an instant. You know it, I know it. We all know it. But I get it, we're all keyboard warriors when there's no consequence.
BSmack wrote:Watt would be toast after 10 minutes of trying to keep up with top-flight international footballers. He would literally be throwing up on the field.
MsCJ wrote: Please note Schmick brings football to the conversation but Baseball is where his heart is....
I doubt it. Watt can prolly run 7 miles over the course of two hours. Dude is used to going hard for a short burst then not so fast then hard again. The question is what are his foot skills like? But then again I bet they are far better than most NFL players as he played hockey for years.BSmack wrote:Watt would be toast after 10 minutes of trying to keep up with top-flight international footballers. He would literally be throwing up on the field.schmick wrote:Theyre figure skaters on sod.
Take JJ Watt and the messi faggot and let them play a game at each other's position in each other's sport. At the end of the socqueer match Watt may not have scored, he may even be a little winded but he'd survive. The messi faggot would be in the morgue by half time of the football game.
All the proof that you need that socqueer is for soft ass pussies is that the males and females play by the same exact rules. Football, hockey, baseball/softball the rules are different for the genders, hell, even in gymnastics the rules are different by gender.
You do realize this hypothetical match will be on grass, not ice?Left Seater wrote:I doubt it. Watt can prolly run 7 miles over the course of two hours. Dude is used to going hard for a short burst then not so fast then hard again. The question is what are his foot skills like? But then again I bet they are far better than most NFL players as he played hockey for years.