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Rachel Ray got fat.

She's still cute, but her fatness makes me sad.

Tube socks are for amateurs, pussy.

They are the salt and lime of the masturbatory world.

I bought her dogfood once. My dog ate it, but didn't seem to thrilled.

As for her getting fat, she's a thick little wop. They all get fat eventually. Even in her prime, she was chunky.

Would I hit it?

Hell yeah.

smackaholic wrote:I bought her dogfood once. My dog ate it, but didn't seem to thrilled.

As for her getting fat, she's a thick little wop. They all get fat eventually. Even in her prime, she was chunky.

Would I hit it?

Hell yeah.

Not arguing that. The thing that would prevent me is the fact that I am an old, disgusting mess that would repulse her.

schmick wrote: Putting a ring on a woman's finger is like pulling the ripcord on an inflatable raft

Excellent.

schmick wrote:She got married 12 years ago.
Putting a ring on a woman's finger is like pulling the ripcord on an inflatable raft

shutyomouth would rather have his own W/D, thank you very much.

Props on correcting the Rules Violation.

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Truth hurts