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What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2017 12:40 pm
by Softball Bat



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When SM finally gets married it will probably be to someone just like this.


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Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2017 2:14 pm
by Sirfindafold
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Liberalism is a Mental Disorder.

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2017 4:16 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Softball Bat wrote: When SM finally gets married it will probably be to someone just like this.
This is why I don't marry them.

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2017 9:22 pm
by Goober McTuber
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Softball Bat wrote: When SM finally gets married it will probably be to someone just like this.
This is why I don't marry them.
Well, that, and your looks. And your personality. And your chosen occupation. And your total lack of laundry appliances.

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:32 am
by Softball Bat
Papa Willie wrote:
http://ulstercountydemocrats.com/candid ... rtz-berky/
Jennifer Schwartz Berky
email: jvberky@gmail.com
mobile: 845-389-2404
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Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:48 am
by Diego in Seattle
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Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:55 am
by Joe in PB
Softball Bat wrote:
I couldn't finish listening, it was like finger nails on a chalkboard for me.

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2017 2:08 am
by Softball Bat
The end is the best part because she kicks her own @ss.



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Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2017 10:08 am
by Screw_Michigan
This woman is a fucking disaster and I'm only 1:40 into it.

No doubt this woman is a lot like Spray's OL. Could you imagine listening to this mongoloid prattle on every day? Kill me now.

Wow, this woman is dumber than Trump.

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2017 10:46 am
by smackaholic
"kick her own ass" does not do this justice.

Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris could tag team her ass and not do as thorough a job.

And what's with throwing out the PTSD bit? That was pretty clever.

The stupid bitch should know that many cops have a military background. So, there is a pretty good chance he knows someone with real PTSD and should inform that bitch that if she ever pulls that line again, he will give her an honest case of real PTSD.

Lets hope every last person in her district sees this video and nips her sad little political career in the bud.

I wonder if she's related to Marty?

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2017 11:02 am
by smackaholic
I think I may actually have a very slight touch of PTSD from my dealings with the NY State troopers a few years back.

I was headed North on the Northway a few years back (and no Dins, that isn't redundant, the Northway is what they call I-87 North of Albany) on the downhill side of the Adirondacks. I had just gotten back on the highway and hadn't set the cruise yet and as I move into the passing lane to pass a tractor trailer, there is a statey sitting in the median.

Busted. 76 in a 65. Never in a million years would have been pulled over for 74. :x

A few weeks later, left the airport (ALB) get onto 87 South, a few miles later get pulled over.

I asked how fast?

70

Yer gonna write me for 70 in a 65?

Nope, 70 in a 55.

The limit drops a mile or two before where he was sitting. And there is absolutely no good reason for it. The area doesn't become congested for at least 5 miles beyond that, but it sure the fukk does make for a good revenue collection area.

A few weeks later after paying a total of close to 600 bucks I get a letter from NYS informing me that since I got 2 tickets inside 18 months, they tack on another 450. Forget wtf they called it, but I'll tell you, the Mafia could learn a thing or two about running a shakedown racket from the State of NY.

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:44 pm
by BSmack
I haven't gotten a speeding ticket in New York or any other state since the 90s. Last ticket of any kind of got was for failure to yield when I sideswiped a Dodge with my truck coming out of a stop sign. Still don't know where the fuck that thing came from.

Would you believe I never paid a fine over $100? Yeah they've jacked things up a lot in the last 25 years.

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2017 5:33 pm
by Joe in PB
Love the fact the cops got that bitch on tape. Hopefully that will be enough to keep her out of public service government gigs.

What a disgrace.

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Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2017 5:50 pm
by Moving Sale
I get pulled over from time to time but usually get out of it cause cop knows me or they don't show up for trial which I always schedule.

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2017 8:39 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:This woman is a fucking disaster and I'm only 1:40 into it.

No doubt this woman is a lot like Spray's OL. Could you imagine listening to this mongoloid prattle on every day? Kill me now.

Wow, this woman is dumber than Trump.
Errrrrr - my mother would be nothing like this. You could tie her legs and arms up, and she'd still whoop your ass. :lol:
Old Lady = mother

Sincerely,

SEC! SEC! SEC!

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2017 10:39 pm
by Moving Sale
schmick wrote:Leftists are an enemy of the people and should be hunted to extinction
Tourette's much pedobear?

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 12:54 am
by Left Seater
Moving Sale wrote:
schmick wrote:Leftists are an enemy of the people and should be hunted to extinction
Tourette's much pedobear?
Pot meet kettle.

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:06 am
by Moving Sale
Tourette's is way different than having to repeatedly pound the same easy to understand concepts into your pea brains.

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:17 am
by Left Seater
It is marked by having a tick. Clearly you have one of those.

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:51 am
by Moving Sale
You don't read so well do you?

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 2:11 am
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Errrrrr - my mother would be nothing like this. You could tie her legs and arms up, and she'd still whoop your ass. :lol:
Old Lady = mother

Sincerely,

SEC! SEC! SEC!
I guess if he would have said "black cow", you would have known that he was talking about your wife?
I guess if you weren't dumber than a bag of hammers, you would understand the term "old lady".

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 2:47 am
by Screw_Michigan
smackaholic wrote:I think I may actually have a very slight touch of PTSD from my dealings with the NY State troopers a few years back.

I was headed North on the Northway a few years back (and no Dins, that isn't redundant, the Northway is what they call I-87 North of Albany) on the downhill side of the Adirondacks. I had just gotten back on the highway and hadn't set the cruise yet and as I move into the passing lane to pass a tractor trailer, there is a statey sitting in the median.

Busted. 76 in a 65. Never in a million years would have been pulled over for 74. :x

A few weeks later, left the airport (ALB) get onto 87 South, a few miles later get pulled over.

I asked how fast?

70

Yer gonna write me for 70 in a 65?

Nope, 70 in a 55.

The limit drops a mile or two before where he was sitting. And there is absolutely no good reason for it. The area doesn't become congested for at least 5 miles beyond that, but it sure the fukk does make for a good revenue collection area.

A few weeks later after paying a total of close to 600 bucks I get a letter from NYS informing me that since I got 2 tickets inside 18 months, they tack on another 450. Forget wtf they called it, but I'll tell you, the Mafia could learn a thing or two about running a shakedown racket from the State of NY.
Why can't you, you know, drive the speed limit? Why don't you take personal responsibility for your behavior, card carrying GOPer?

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 6:45 am
by Moving Sale
"Spray's OL" means the hog you married you stupid fuck.

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 12:31 pm
by smackaholic
Screw_Michigan wrote:
smackaholic wrote:I think I may actually have a very slight touch of PTSD from my dealings with the NY State troopers a few years back.

I was headed North on the Northway a few years back (and no Dins, that isn't redundant, the Northway is what they call I-87 North of Albany) on the downhill side of the Adirondacks. I had just gotten back on the highway and hadn't set the cruise yet and as I move into the passing lane to pass a tractor trailer, there is a statey sitting in the median.

Busted. 76 in a 65. Never in a million years would have been pulled over for 74. :x

A few weeks later, left the airport (ALB) get onto 87 South, a few miles later get pulled over.

I asked how fast?

70

Yer gonna write me for 70 in a 65?

Nope, 70 in a 55.

The limit drops a mile or two before where he was sitting. And there is absolutely no good reason for it. The area doesn't become congested for at least 5 miles beyond that, but it sure the fukk does make for a good revenue collection area.

A few weeks later after paying a total of close to 600 bucks I get a letter from NYS informing me that since I got 2 tickets inside 18 months, they tack on another 450. Forget wtf they called it, but I'll tell you, the Mafia could learn a thing or two about running a shakedown racket from the State of NY.
Why can't you, you know, drive the speed limit? Why don't you take personal responsibility for your behavior, card carrying GOPer?
I did take responsibility, dumbfukk, I sent the godfather uhhhh, I mean governor a check. As for driving the limit, the first case was simply a matter of not yet having the cruise set, going downhill. It is really easy to all of a sudden find yourself 20 over the limit, never mind 11 over. I generally set the cruise at about 7-8 over on the highway. Cops will not fukk with anyone until you get over 10. In the second case, I had just gotten on the highway, assumed it was a 65 limit and was going with the flow at 70.

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 12:58 pm
by smackaholic
Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: I guess if you weren't dumber than a bag of hammers, you would understand the term "old lady".
Down here, the term "Old Lady" refers to both your mother and your woman - however, it more often swings to your mother. Maybe your wife is more suited to being called that, but mine isn't. :hfal:
Dammit spray, OL is what you call them when they aren't in the room, kinda like niggger.

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:31 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: I guess if you weren't dumber than a bag of hammers, you would understand the term "old lady".
Down here, the term "Old Lady" refers to both your mother and your woman
Because down there, they're often the same person.

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 2:28 pm
by Mikey
smackaholic wrote:
I did take responsibility, dumbfukk, I sent the godfather uhhhh, I mean governor a check. As for driving the limit, the first case was simply a matter of not yet having the cruise set, going downhill. It is really easy to all of a sudden find yourself 20 over the limit, never mind 11 over. I generally set the cruise at about 7-8 over on the highway. Cops will not fukk with anyone until you get over 10. In the second case, I had just gotten on the highway, assumed it was a 65 limit and was going with the flow at 70.
So you continue to intentionally break the law and make all sorts of of lame justifications for it, apparently because you think it shouldn't apply to you.

Why do you hate living in a nation of laws?

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 2:39 pm
by Diego in Seattle
smackaholic wrote:As for driving the limit, the first case was simply a matter of not yet having the cruise set, going downhill. It is really easy to all of a sudden find yourself 20 over the limit, never mind 11 over.
So you admit that you don't exercise control of your vehicle. Good job.

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 2:40 pm
by smackaholic
Do you set your cruise control to the speed limit?

Try that on the mass pike and you create a hazardous condition as the rest of the traffic is doing 10-15 over.

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 2:44 pm
by smackaholic
Diego in Seattle wrote:
smackaholic wrote:As for driving the limit, the first case was simply a matter of not yet having the cruise set, going downhill. It is really easy to all of a sudden find yourself 20 over the limit, never mind 11 over.
So you admit that you don't exercise control of your vehicle. Good job.
I admit that when driving, my attention is paid primarily to the road ahead of me, not my instrument panel. And today's cars with they're 27 speed auto trannies will have you going 85 thinking you are doing 60.

Almost reason enough to drive an old piece of shit that feels like it's coming apart above 70. Almost.

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 3:12 pm
by BSmack
The Northway is an easy place to get busted if you aren't paying attention. Cruise control is your friend. Also never pass the truck going downhill, wait until the uphill. They're barely able to get up to the speed limit on uphill stretches.

Better not be traveling on that road if you don't have your papers either. The border patrol loves to set up checkpoints in between Exit 30 and 29, especially on holiday weekends.

PS: On New York roads I would set your cruise control at about 5 to 6 miles an hour over the limit on highways.

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 3:28 pm
by smackaholic
BSmack wrote:The Northway is an easy place to get busted if you aren't paying attention. Cruise control is your friend. Also never pass the truck going downhill, wait until the uphill. They're barely able to get up to the speed limit on uphill stretches.

Better not be traveling on that road if you don't have your papers either. The border patrol loves to set up checkpoints in between Exit 30 and 29, especially on holiday weekends.

PS: On New York roads I would set your cruise control at about 5 to 6 miles an hour over the limit on highways.
Pretty much any hiway with long downhill stretches are the places these fukking tax collectors hang out. And that is all they are. This has fukk all to do with traffic safety. These are revenue operations and damn lucrative ones at that. If safety was the primary concern, they would patrol roads for actual cases of people doing wreckless/assholish stuff. I would like to see them in unmarked cars just driving along with traffic, watching. When they see something, have a cop stationed every 10 miles or so that could pull them over. The problem is, this takes more cops and is not as lucrative. I would bet that a typical NY statey can bring in better than a grand an hour. Very few will take it to court, so processing costs will be negligible.

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:00 pm
by Goober McTuber
You really are this thick. :lol:

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:00 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:You really are this thick. :lol:
So you married a cow that was older than your mother? No wonder the bitterness comes easy.
So you have regular sex with your mother. Crazy shit, man.

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:09 pm
by dcubed
Papa Willie wrote:Who is normally older, Goobs? Your mother or your wife?
It's a good thing you inserted the work normally in there. I know a 30 year old who was shacking up with a lady his mother went to school with. He was real heartbroken when she (the Cougar) dropped dead of a heart attack. The Mom not so much.

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 11:23 pm
by Screw_Michigan
schmick wrote:Marriage is a stupid tradition aimed at castrating men and forcing them to take on the responsibility of a member of the weaker sex who will then take over control of the man's life.
Gets it

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 11:32 pm
by Screw_Michigan
smackaholic wrote: I did take responsibility, dumbfukk, I sent the godfather uhhhh, I mean governor a check. As for driving the limit, the first case was simply a matter of not yet having the cruise set, going downhill. It is really easy to all of a sudden find yourself 20 over the limit, never mind 11 over. I generally set the cruise at about 7-8 over on the highway. Cops will not fukk with anyone until you get over 10. In the second case, I had just gotten on the highway, assumed it was a 65 limit and was going with the flow at 70.
The party of personal responsibility, alright. You hypocrite.

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 12:40 am
by Softball Bat
schmuck wrote:who will then take over control of the man's life.
Only if you are a cuck.

Your hyper-tough-guy postings lead any reasonable person to conclude that you are one.

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 1:06 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Softball Bat wrote:
schmuck wrote:who will then take over control of the man's life.
Only if you are a cuck.

Your hyper-tough-guy postings lead any reasonable person to conclude that you are one.
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Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 12:58 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:Who is normally older, Goobs? Your mother or your wife?
What about your case, tubby, where they're the same person?