T1B

mouth tricks $25
"bright eyed and bushy tailed" $40
the "lazy elf" $15
hoof job $10
Hot Prancer $40 (+$20 to have my fur dry-cleaned afterwards)
stopping off at the "south" pole $45

Just how old are you, girl?

Sin,
Smackaholic

Yummy

Screw Michigan Christmas Cracker $75 (I peg you in the ass with a strap-on while you watch Cast Away then you curl up into the fetal position and cry yourself to sleep)