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Detroit...Fail

Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2017 6:59 pm
by Left Seater
Yeah I know, redundant and all but this...




Re: Detroit...Fail

Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2017 7:59 pm
by smackaholic
Further proof that anything connected to the Detroit Lions Football team is doomed to failure.

Re: Detroit...Fail

Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:57 pm
by BSmack
Detroit: Where gravity takes over

Re: Detroit...Fail

Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2017 9:14 pm
by Shoalzie
House of Wayne vs. Everybody

Re: Detroit...Fail

Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:48 pm
by Screw_Michigan
More accurately Oakland County fail, tard.

Re: Detroit...Fail

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 3:55 am
by BSmack
Papa Willie wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:More accurately Oakland County fail, tard.
Who's that run by? Jesus - at least Atlanta can blow up a stadium right. :lol:
The hard part for Atlanta is putting people in a stadium.

Re: Detroit...Fail

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 4:06 am
by L45B
C’mon it’s not that difficult. If you want to successfully obliterate standing buildings in (and around) Detroit, just elect more liberals.

Re: Detroit...Fail

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 4:47 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
This thread is an "open mic night" hosting some fairly horrible...what I will loosely refer to as...humour.

Re: Detroit...Fail

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 5:04 am
by Dr_Phibes
I'll take it that happened during a game, no-one got hurt. When my future Reich collapses, I'll be down the cellar with my staff.

Re: Detroit...Fail

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 1:06 pm
by smackaholic
BSmack wrote:Detroit: Where gravity calls in sick some days, apparently,
ftfy

Re: Detroit...Fail

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 1:11 pm
by smackaholic
This goes out to the Pontiac Silverdome.



Hang in there buddy!!!!!

Don't let those bastards pull you down!

Re: Detroit...Fail

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 1:40 pm
by smackaholic
This comment is in a story on it.
We're 10 minutes post-explosion & the #Silverdome is still standing. The place must be waiting until the 4th quarter to actually implode.
:lol: :lol:

Lions fan, apparently, not that the Lions would wait that long, generally.

Re: Detroit...Fail

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 10:20 pm
by smackaholic
The Lions resets keep rolling in.
Another echoed that, calling the failed implosion "One last Silverdome fumble." One more wrote it's a "Fitting end for the #silverdome. Even the walls are afraid to cross the goal line."
:lol:

The local officials are sticking with the narrative that gravity does indeed exist in Michigan, but it works on its own schedule.

What a bunch of tools.

They should just hire a few terrorists in Dearbornistan to blow it up.

Re: Detroit...Fail

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 10:30 pm
by Joe in PB
DNC Convention Center 2020? I'm sure that'll be low bid.

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Re: Detroit...Fail

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 11:32 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Papa Willie wrote: The hard part of Atlanta is just finding actual natives there.
What a stupid fucking statement.

Re: Detroit...Fail

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 3:21 am
by smackaholic
His point is, unlike MIchigan, people are actually moving there.

Re: Detroit...Fail

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:14 pm
by smackaholic
So, after a day and a half of waiting for gravity to show up for work, Oakland County went with plan B, more high explosives.

Round two goes to Oakland County. It has put gravity on probation and will fire its lazy ass after 3 days missed work without a call in.

Mrs Gravity was called yesterday. She said she didn't know where that no good son of a bitch was, but suspected he ran off with that whore momentum to Vegas....again.