T1B

Posted: **Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:35 pm**

Tonight we're cracking open some of the most rare Bourbons we've received this year. Join us, won't you?

This special $35 flight will include:

Old Rip Van Winkle 10 yr
Van Winkle Reserve 12 yr Lot B
Four Roses Limited Edition Small Batch 2017 Barrel Strength
Old Forester Birthday Bourbon 2017
Old Forester Statesman
Michters Single Barrel 10 yr

Looks like some good stuff.

Posted: **Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:08 pm**

"Is that how you wash the taste of jizz out of your mouth?"

Sorry, Goobs...with Hanukkah just around the corner and so many gifts to buy...I needed a few more shekels, so I picked up some contract work that shutyomouth subbed out. I hope you understand.

Posted: **Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:53 am**

Lime flavored diet coke works better......according to screwey.

Posted: **Fri Dec 08, 2017 4:34 am**

Say Goobs how does that Old Rip work out for douche and enema purposes? Which do you prefer to drink. After being enhanced?

Posted: **Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:47 pm**

Goober had his ass kicked soundly.

Posted: **Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:56 pm**

Why would one want to wash the taste of jizz away prematurely?

-moving fail

Posted: **Fri Dec 08, 2017 4:26 pm**

smackaholic wrote:Lime flavored diet coke works better......according to screwey.

If you really asked me, dingleberry, I'd tell you I don't drink Diet Coke. Regular Coke only, please.

Posted: **Fri Dec 08, 2017 5:11 pm**

I don't 'get' Diet Coke. It's fucking disgusting. Here's a novel concept: if you want to lose weight, just drink water.

Posted: **Sun Dec 10, 2017 2:49 pm**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I don't 'get' Diet Coke. It's fucking disgusting. Here's a novel concept: if you want to lose weight, just drink water.

Yes. Diet Coke tastes truly revolting. Look at our dipshit president, supposedly drinks a handful of Diet Cokes every day.

Posted: **Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:57 pm**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I don't 'get' Diet Coke. It's fucking disgusting. Here's a novel concept: if you want to lose weight, just drink water.

Then perhaps you shouldn't drink it.

Ginger ale fan here or real iced tea with ridiculous amounts of lemon in it. I do find that DC is tolerable given the same lemon treatment. The lime flavored stuff is almost decent as well. Regular coke is just too damn sweet and the layer of crud it leaves on your teeth is annoying as well.

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Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2017 1:46 pm**

Papa Willie wrote:Fuck, Goobs. You've gotten ass-raped, and you haven't even been here to enjoy it! :)

As low as you set the smack bar, I'm sure that constitutes an "ass-raping".

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2017 6:10 pm**

Old Rip Van Winkle 10 yr
Van Winkle Reserve 12 yr Lot B
Four Roses Limited Edition Small Batch 2017 Barrel Strength
Old Forester Birthday Bourbon 2017
Old Forester Statesman
Michters Single Barrel 10 yr

I had previously had the first four and they are all exceptional bourbons. The Michters did not impress, especially considering the age. The OF Statesman is a one-time distilling tied in to some movie. Turned out to be very good whiskey. Not surprising as Old Forester makes a lot of good shit. I picked up a bottle over the weekend.

Posted: **Sat Sep 22, 2018 7:12 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote: Old Forester Birthday Bourbon 2017

In Oregon, liquor stores are ~~mafia~~ state-run. They aren't getting adequate Old Forester Birthday Bourbon to stock all the stores... so they're having a lottery.

Posted: **Sun Sep 23, 2018 2:45 am**

Didn't know that could happen in the States. State/~~Mafia~~ control of liquor? It's like that here and it's a 16th century nightmare.
Bourbon orders have halted, because of the tariffs no one can afford it.

Posted: **Sun Sep 23, 2018 4:23 am**

Weird in New York you can just go to a liquor store and buy liquor. It's better in Vermont. You can buy liquor at a grocery store in Vermont.

Posted: **Sun Sep 23, 2018 4:37 am**

You can do that in Quebec, but not Ontario. All booze is government stores, so no variety and price controls. The government sold beer distribution rights to Molson/Coors, they decide what beer gets in the government shops. As you can imagine, it's not pretty.

Posted: **Mon Sep 24, 2018 6:36 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: Old Forester Birthday Bourbon 2017
In Oregon, liquor stores are ~~mafia~~ state-run. They aren't getting adequate Old Forester Birthday Bourbon to stock all the stores... so they're having a lottery.

Nobody gets adequate Old Forester Birthday Bourbon to stock all the stores. Except maybe in Kentucky. Same with Pappy, the Buffalo Trace Antique Collection, etc.

Posted: **Mon Sep 24, 2018 8:08 pm**

Speaking of which...

The new batch of Old Forester Birthday Bourbon is on its way to retailers, and 2018’s release will see the highest proof to date.

The 2018 vintage is made up of 120 barrels that created about 2,400 six-bottle cases of finished product, at 101 proof.

All Birthday Bourbon releases are small batches made entirely from a single day’s production, and aged around 12 years. 2018’s release, distilled on June 9, 2006, matured in two locations: the third floor, northwest side of Warehouse J, and the third floor, northwest side of Warehouse I. And at 101, it’s the highest proof in the series’ 18 years of history.

Old Forester Master Taster Jackie Zykan, who selected this year’s vintage along with Master Distiller Chris Morris, teased the announcement this morning on Instagram.

We spoke with her this morning about Birthday Bourbon, and what led them to select this particular batch for 2018.

Every release of Birthday Bourbon, or OFBB as it’s colloquially known, has some special tag to it, from the year they released two proof points after a bit of a mix-up, to the year when the batch’s fermentation process was interrupted after a squirrel shorted out power to the distillery.

This year’s decisive force was something more direct: taste.

“At that 3 and half year birthday, says Zykan, “you kind of decide, “You’re going to grow up to be Bottled in Bond, you’re going to grow up to be Prohibition 1920.” [This batch] got a perfect score in evaluation,” says Zykan, “and had great structure and complexity.”

Old Forester still found a sentimental hook though, as 2018 marks the first batch bottled and processed at the new Old Forester Distillery on Whiskey Row. “This is the first time that we’ve actually bottled and processed on our own turf,” says Zykan, “so this is the first time that we’re actually able to absorb this fully in house.”

Old Forester describes this year’s batch as having a rich mahogany color (no leather-bound books), with cherry cobbler and herbal lemon tea on the nose. On the palate, they describe sweetness that brightens with lemon honey and more of that cherry cobbler. The finish is said to be long, drying, and full of herbal lemon honey sweetness.

We’re getting the sense that 2018 is going to be a gem among gems. Zykan told us she’ll probably end up waiting in line to get herself a bottle or two (even Chris Morris is only given one a year), and won’t be missing any chances to taste it in a professional capacity. “In the past few years I’ve opted out to give more consumers a chance to taste,” she says. “This year I will be saying yes to every opportunity. It is hands down one of the best vintages of the entire collection.”

Old Forester Birthday Bourbon 2018 will be on shelves around September 2, to coincide with the birthday of founder George Garvin Brown. It’s slated to retail just shy of $100.

Posted: **Tue Sep 25, 2018 1:10 am**

Dr_Phibes wrote:Didn't know that could happen in the States. State/~~Mafia~~ control of liquor?

You're an Upper Mexican, so you're absolutely excused from not knowing US law. After the idiocy of Prohibition, they engaged in almost as much idiocy in repealing it,and ratified the Twenty First Amendment. It gives states complete control (even overriding the Fourteenth Amendment and allows creating a caste based on age for discrimination). Many states (few worse than mine) simply took over the role of Al Capone to "generate revenue." There was a ballot initiative (anyone can introduce law in Oregon) to go to a non-controlled state, but the Liquornazis bought people off, and relaxed a bunch of rules (bottle stores used to be closed Sundays).

Don't get me started on the OLCC. They control the state run gambling, as well. And the officials take some very extravagant "work trips." I live in a horrifically corrupt state.

Posted: **Tue Sep 25, 2018 1:13 am**

Dinsdale wrote:...a horrifically corrupt state.

Would you go so far as to call it...deplorable?

Posted: **Tue Sep 25, 2018 1:32 am**

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:

Would you go so far as to call it...deplorable?

Well, not if you ask a certain horrifically bad presidential candidate (or her Mini Me current governor, who might actually lose come November).

Posted: **Tue Sep 25, 2018 3:00 am**

Plato wrote:Goober had his ass kicked soundly.

The humiliation of Goober McTuber was the greatest entertainment of 2017.

Posted: **Tue Sep 25, 2018 3:19 am**

Dinsdale wrote: Don't get me started on the OLCC. They control the state run gambling, as well. And the officials take some very extravagant "work trips." I live in a horrifically corrupt state.

Let's not forget they also control the legal weed industry as well. Last year I had to go to OLCC Headquarters to pickup a wine permit for an event my wife was running. I walked up to the door, and saw the addition of the word " Marijuana" on the door. Waiting my turn to pay my bribe for the permit, the bitch answering the phone was saying " Oregon Liquor and Marijuana Commission" . I thought how times have changed from the days of us hiding bags of weed in our cars and houses to once the government honks figured out they could make money out of it, they should be thanking the people who voted to make weed legal and give the honks more tax money. Fucking pricks.

If they only knew about the 40 pounds a month that leaves from a small town in the woods headed to Minnesota. So I heard anyway.

Kate also got 250K from the gun control lobby today. Her competition Knute buddy is a fucking RINO, but might be RINO enough to take the state house back from the Demorats after 30 fucking years. The fucking Demorats have been in charge of this state for 30 years, then shit should be perfect and not need all the improvement the Demorats say it does.

Posted: **Tue Sep 25, 2018 3:40 am**

Slap wrote:
Plato wrote:Goober had his ass kicked soundly.
The humiliation of Goober McTuber was the greatest entertainment of 2017.

That's a franchise that can never have enough sequels.

No doubt he'll have more dicks broken off in his keister than the can/stick game this holiday season.

Posted: **Tue Sep 25, 2018 1:23 pm**

The fantasies of the butthurt. C'est tres amuse.

Posted: **Wed Sep 26, 2018 12:58 pm**

You think about that 24/7 don't you, tubby. I've seldom seen anyone with such a singular focus.

Posted: **Wed Sep 26, 2018 2:04 pm**

Papa Willie wrote:You'd be far better at starting a thread called "Dick Tasting", Goobs. Fag.

Yeah, McTuber likes to swallow loads.

Posted: **Wed Sep 26, 2018 2:13 pm**

Another shit troll heard from. Yay.

Posted: **Wed Sep 26, 2018 3:30 pm**

Can you hear when both of your ears are being gripped?

Posted: **Wed Sep 26, 2018 3:42 pm**

Slap wrote:Can you hear when both of your ears are being gripped?

You've been taking lessons from Tardspray. Go fuck yourself, Slappy.

Posted: **Wed Sep 26, 2018 5:59 pm**

Papa Willie wrote:You have reached the Meltspray Automated Messageboard Reply System. Please select from the following options.

Press 1 to be called gay
press 2 to be told that you're angry
Press 3 to be told that you're crying
Press 4 to be told that you're melting
Press 5 for a really stupid picture or video

Posted: **Wed Sep 26, 2018 6:19 pm**

Press 6 to laugh at Goober McTuber.

Posted: **Wed Sep 26, 2018 6:29 pm**

Press any key to kiss my hairy ass.

Posted: **Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:01 pm**

You still use it. Those are the only buttons you actually push.

Posted: **Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:03 pm**

Slap wrote:Press 6 to laugh at Goober McTuber.

I think I just broke my #6 button.

Posted: **Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:14 pm**

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Slap wrote:Press 6 to laugh at Goober McTuber.
I think I just broke my #6 button.

The #6 key also qualifies as one of the "any keys". Tell me you knew.

Posted: **Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:18 pm**

I can't tell who's more bored any more...you or 'Spray.
:|

Posted: **Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:19 pm**

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:I can't tell who's more bored any more...you or 'Spray.
:|

Which one of us has read more of your posts?

Posted: **Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:40 pm**

McTuber's old ass is being whipped once again.

Posted: **Thu Sep 27, 2018 1:21 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote:The fantasies of the butthurt. C'est tres amuse.

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