T1B

I made it 60 years with out a cavity and had to have 2 filled before my now postponed knee replacement. Fucking dentist about stretched my mouth and jaws apart. Probably pissed because I beat him by two strokes in a golf tournament last fall.

The smell of the drill on the teeth reminded me of when I worked in the mortuary loading the crematorium.

Papa Willie wrote:Poor guy couldn't get me to sleep (wondered if my tolerance for anesthesia was the result of doing a lot of it or other high-powered drugs).

Oh please. More like it's due to your fat fucking ass.

Now you know how the rest of us T1B posters feel reading your drivel.

Derron wrote:I made it 60 years with out a cavity and had to have 2 filled before my now postponed knee replacement. Fucking dentist about stretched my mouth and jaws apart. Probably pissed because I beat him by two strokes in a golf tournament last fall.

The smell of the drill on the teeth reminded me of when I worked in the mortuary loading the crematorium.

The ditch digger chimes in.

Papa Willie wrote:Getting one Thursday morning.

I hope it hurts like hell. Should be a nice little vacation for the board.

Papa Willie wrote:Maybe if I kept my teeth glossed with jizz like Goobs & Screwy, this wouldn't have been a problem?

And there you go again.

I grind my toofs at night, so over the years my enamel has worn away. The result of that is I have had multiple crowns put in— all gold —so I half expect my children to be prying my teeth from mouth when I die.

Rooster wrote:I grind my toofs at night, so over the years my enamel has worn away. The result of that is I have had multiple crowns put in— all gold —so I half expect my children to be prying my teeth from mouth when I die.

or maybe before

Mikey wrote:[
or maybe before

We'd be so lucky. Now if they'd only remove his fingers...

Pathetic. How else do I do my laundry? Do you think it's free?

Screw_Michigan wrote:

Mikey wrote:[
or maybe before

We'd be so lucky. Now if they'd only remove his fingers...

:cry: Where’s your Christmas spirit, Screwy?

Screw_Michigan wrote:Pathetic. How else do I do my laundry? Do you think it's free?

Nothing is free. Most of us, however have washers and dryers that don't shake us done for change to run each load.

And some of us have washers and dryers that make us money. What's your point.

Moving Sale wrote:And some of us have washers and dryers that make us money. What's your point.

Oh, so now your in the coin-op laundry biz with Screw?

What a sad little lying troll you are.

Go shove a roll of quarters up your midget ass.

Moving Sale. Moving Goal Post.

This character is a lying twat.

Papa Willie wrote:That wasn't nearly as bad as I've heard. Never felt a thing.

Sorry to hear that. Maybe next time.

Moving Sale wrote:And some of us have washers and dryers that make us money. What's your point.

And some of us have real business's and assets way beyond some fucking Maytag special that make a us lot more than the loose change you collect from your washers and supplementing it by sucking cock in the alley between repairing the dryers.

But continue to take those bags of quarters to the grocery store so you can avoid your Federal taxes that way.