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Hypothetical scenario (re: Papa Willie)
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:43 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Imagine in this scenario, you are approached by a magical genie with mind-reading capabilities. The genie offers you $10,000,000 if Papa Willie can go 24 hours without thinking about cocks, balls, assholes, or gay sex in general. If he does think about any of these things just once in said 24 hour period (and the genie will know) you will DIE instantly, but it will be quick and relatively painless.
What do you do?
Re: Hypothetical scenario (re: Papa Willie)
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:45 am
by Mikey
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
What do you do?
Trots the thread?
Re: Hypothetical scenario (re: Papa Willie)
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:45 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
P.S. Handicappers have set the over/under at 1.5.............. minutes.
Re: Hypothetical scenario (re: Papa Willie)
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:46 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Mikey wrote:MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
What do you do?
Trots the thread?
Okay, okay, fine...
$50 million.
Re: Hypothetical scenario (re: Papa Willie)
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:49 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Papa Willie wrote:I'd say you're struggling, and this thread belongs in TROTS.
Come on, dude. If you're gonna do a call out thread, promise me you can do better.
Answer the question, bro. Would you bet on yourself in this scenario? I believe you could do it. I have faith.
Re: Hypothetical scenario (re: Papa Willie)
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:49 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Go easy on 'Spray, fellas. He's having a root canal done.
A root canal is the procedure where they sew your asshole up a little tighter because it's all stretched out from balck schlong, right?
Re: Hypothetical scenario (re: Papa Willie)
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:51 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Re: Hypothetical scenario (re: Papa Willie)
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:52 am
by Mikey
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
A root canal is the procedure where they sew your asshole up a little tighter because it's all stretched out from balck schlong, right?
I thought that was called Love Canal.
Re: Hypothetical scenario (re: Papa Willie)
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:53 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Bump.
Re: Hypothetical scenario (re: Papa Willie)
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:57 am
by BSmack
I think the line just dropped to 30 seconds.
Re: Hypothetical scenario (re: Papa Willie)
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:57 am
by Plato
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Go easy on 'Spray, fellas. He's having a root canal done.
What kind of a pussy starts a thread to speak about a trip to the dentist? He sounded like a sobbing bitch.
Find your nuts, Bloatspray. They must be down there somewhere. Hidden under one of your flab rolls.
MgoBlue-LightSpecial is right. Bloatspray talks about faggotry continually. So yeah, anyone can connect the dots.
Re: Hypothetical scenario (re: Papa Willie)
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:58 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
'Spray, whatever you do...DON'T fart in the dentist's chair!
Re: Hypothetical scenario (re: Papa Willie)
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:59 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
BSmack wrote:I think the line just dropped to 30 seconds.
There's really good value on the scat + black cock parlay.
Re: Hypothetical scenario (re: Papa Willie)
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 3:01 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
I'm calling it...
FREE-FOR-ALL-SHIT-FEST
Re: Hypothetical scenario (re: Papa Willie)
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 3:02 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
urine a lot of trouble for posting that.
Re: Hypothetical scenario (re: Papa Willie)
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 4:22 am
by Screw_Michigan
Papa Willie wrote:
Re: Hypothetical scenario (re: Papa Willie)
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 4:33 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
It's a Christmas miracle...
Re: Hypothetical scenario (re: Papa Willie)
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 1:45 pm
by Goober McTuber
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Imagine in this scenario, you are approached by a magical genie with mind-reading capabilities. The genie offers you $10,000,000 if Papa Willie can go 24 hours without thinking about cocks, balls, assholes, or gay sex in general. If he does think about any of these things just once in said 24 hour period (and the genie will know) you will DIE instantly, but it will be quick and relatively painless.
What do you do?
24 hours? I doubt he could go 24 seconds. He's
obsessed.
Re: Hypothetical scenario (re: Papa Willie)
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 1:50 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:I've never thought of using the term "root canal" in place of "asshole" before, but damn if it doesn't work.
Papa Willie wrote:I think I'd like another big fat cock in my root canal.
I see your point.
Re: Hypothetical scenario (re: Papa Willie)
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 9:20 pm
by Goober McTuber
You can't spell "root canal" without "anal".
Re: Hypothetical scenario (re: Papa Willie)
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 1:16 am
by Blitzen
Well this thread certainly has delivered...
complete shit.
Happy Holidays from the Team.
Re: Hypothetical scenario (re: Papa Willie)
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 2:36 am
by Vixen
I laughed so hard, my IUD fell out. And a special message to Dasher. You might want to get tested.