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Board Bitch 2017
Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2017 2:37 am
by Screw_Michigan
NOMINEES
Tardspray--Posts like he has the Auto-Tard function on. Obsessed with penis. Ankle bites. Likes to play "BUT BUT WHAT ABOUT," top Trump ball licker, Previous Board Bitch award winner in 2010.
Suckaholic--literally makes other posters dumber for reading his posts. Kicks his own ass regularly. Whines a lot. Terrible politics. Credit--somewhat funny, probably unintentionally
bigfuckingmoron--A first-time nominee for BBOTY. Cannot smack his way out of a wet paper bag. His posts are as enjoyable as paper cuts. Generally drops the IQ waterline of every thread he posts in. Also obsessed with penis.
HONORABLE MENTIONS
Gobbles McTubesteak
Duhhron
Dimsdale
Re: Board Bitch 2017
Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2017 3:29 am
by Moving Sale
Sounds about right with the exception of Goobs. He is a dumbass but is occasionally funny. I would replace him with Marty.
Re: Board Bitch 2017
Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2017 4:26 am
by Derron
Screw_Michigan wrote:NOMINEES
Tardspray--Posts like he has the Auto-Tard function on. Obsessed with penis. Ankle bites. Likes to play "BUT BUT WHAT ABOUT," top Trump ball licker, Previous Board Bitch award winner in 2010.
Suckaholic--literally makes other posters dumber for reading his posts. Kicks his own ass regularly. Whines a lot. Terrible politics. Credit--somewhat funny, probably unintentionally
bigfuckingmoron--A first-time nominee for BBOTY. Cannot smack his way out of a wet paper bag. His posts are as enjoyable as paper cuts. Generally drops the IQ waterline of every thread he posts in. Also obsessed with penis.
HONORABLE MENTIONS
Gobbles McTubesteak
Duhhron
Dimsdale
Nice deflect by Screwed in the Ass. By starting the thread he feels he cannot be nominated for what is sure to be an overwhelming landslide victory, that of which has not been seen in T1B history or any of the previous versions. I therefore place into nomination the name of Screwed in Michigan, AKA as Screwed in the Ass to be voted upon for T1B Board Bitch 2017.
His clear qualifications include the ever epic ass kicking, plungering, ass fucking, laid on him by Killian and his daily meltdowns and street corner shouting of " Fuck Trump...Fuck Trump" , and the daily assurance that he will post some shit swill, guaranteed to make the rest of us go to an immediate face palm and say "Oh my fucking god...look what this dick head has come up with now. "
Finding this nomination in order, I move that nominations be closed and a unanimous ballot be cast for Screwed in Michigan, ( AKA Screwed in the Ass, Killians Bitch, Moving Parrots homosexual lover, Fuck Trump, Diegos pivot man) .
Re: Board Bitch 2017
Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2017 4:45 am
by Plato
Derron is bitch of the year.
Re: Board Bitch 2017
Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2017 7:16 pm
by Derron
Plato wrote:Derron is bitch of the year.
Show your face you smelly mother fucker and I will make you into venison jerky for us all to eat.
Re: Board Bitch 2017
Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2017 11:49 pm
by Slap
Derron is a few peas short of a casserole.
Re: Board Bitch 2017
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 12:25 am
by Moving Sale
As usual Duhron is getting his ass handed to him.
Re: Board Bitch 2017
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 12:56 am
by Diego in Seattle
Is "Fuck Trump" upsetting you, Durron?
Perhaps you need a safe space....
Re: Board Bitch 2017
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:58 am
by Derron
Moving Sale wrote:As usual Duhron is getting his ass handed to him.
As usual you are completely full of shit.
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Re: Board Bitch 2017
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 8:06 pm
by Moving Sale
Yes we are all still in High School.
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Re: Board Bitch 2017
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 8:22 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Diego in Seattle wrote:Perhaps you need a safe space....
Trumpster rednecks invented safe spaces. They're called doomsday bunkers.
Re: Board Bitch 2017
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 12:50 am
by Left Seater
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Diego in Seattle wrote:Perhaps you need a safe space....
Trumpster rednecks invented safe spaces. They're called doomsday bunkers.
I laffed. Well done.
Although there would seem to be a difference between those who want a safe space created for them and those who are taking care of it themselves.