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Oregonians lose it when they realize they might have to start pumping their own gas





Of all the new laws going into effect Monday (legal cannabis in California, higher minimum wages in several states,
and many more), you may be surprised about which one drew the most backlash online. It appears to be Oregon
House Bill 2482, which allows people who live in counties with 40,000 residents or less to pump their own gas.

Oregonians aired their frustrations on Facebook over the new law. And just about everyone else in the country made
fun of them.

"I don't even know HOW to pump gas and I am 62, native Oregonian.....I say NO THANKS!" said Sandy Franklin on Facebook...

https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Ore ... 469097.php



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No thanks!

What a stupid article. Fake news, really -- the ultra-rural counties already had self-service gas. And most places that are eligible don't offer it.

Although the humorous posts about it are very Oregonesque -- "I pumped my own gas in California once, and I almost died!"

I don't really give a shit (I live hundreds of miles from any of the eligible counties, but I frequently cross the Creek to The Couv, where it's self-serve), but given the choice -- I'll stay in my vehicle, thank you very much. Tweekers need jobs, too.

Does the law apply on Indian reserves in the U&L too?

Like all the other liberal pukes who passed numerous new onerous tax laws effective the first of the year, this one was merely housekeeping to what has been going on for years. The number of counties where this is now legal are all in the east side of the state where they despise anybody and anything remotely liberal, homosexual, or transgender, and where Democrats are spat upon when seen. (excepting the city of Bend).

I get my gas at a station belonging to a chain where the owners are fairly customer service oriented,where their attendants wash your windows, or at least offer too. They have come a long ways since the days of being able to buy a dime bag of weed with your gas purchase. I even tip the dude a dollar because he has some good jokes. I have a card lock account anyway for 24 hour access and pump my own gas and diesel when on the road.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Does the law apply on Indian reserves in the U&L too?

Indian reservations are sovereign nations you fucking hebe. No cracker laws apply to them.

Derron wrote:I even tip the dude a dollar because he has some good jokes.

A whole dollar, huh? Wow, aren't you a saint?

Oregonians are some of the biggest pussies in the western hemisphere.

Derron wrote:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Does the law apply on Indian reserves in the U&L too?

Indian reservations are sovereign nations you fucking hebe. No cracker laws apply to them.

Yeah NONE.
What an idiot.

Isn't it great when Duhrron kicks his own ass? It's almost automatic.

Not all these people were trolling fb w/these ridic comments...

Click and then look at the screenshots
https://www.facebook.com/asliceofemmyca ... nref=story

Moving Sale wrote:

Derron wrote:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Does the law apply on Indian reserves in the U&L too?

Indian reservations are sovereign nations you fucking hebe. No cracker laws apply to them.

Yeah NONE.
What an idiot.

STATE laws do not apply, however injuns are free to observe said laws if they choose to.

smackaholic wrote: STATE laws do not apply, however injuns are free to observe said laws if they choose to.

I guess I need to add the [SARCASMMOTHERFUCKER] tags so the shit slinging monkeys don't get all twisted about it. Of course some state laws apply, but in reality the injun reservations in the U & L are strongholds of alcohol abuse, drug addiction, domestic violence, drug dealing, arson, gambling and whos primary business is to get money from the government. Don't try landing your boat on the wrong side of the river when it goes through their reservations, you will go to jail and your shit confiscated.

Derron wrote:

smackaholic wrote: STATE laws do not apply, however injuns are free to observe said laws if they choose to.

I guess I need to add the [SARCASMMOTHERFUCKER] tags so the shit slinging monkeys don't get all twisted about it. Of course some state laws apply, but in reality the injun reservations in the U & L are strongholds of alcohol abuse, drug addiction, domestic violence, drug dealing, arson, gambling and whos primary business is to get money from the government. Don't try landing your boat on the wrong side of the river when it goes through their reservations, you will go to jail and your shit confiscated.

Maybe they should build a wall.

Derron wrote:

smackaholic wrote: STATE laws do not apply, however injuns are free to observe said laws if they choose to.

I guess I need to add the [SARCASMMOTHERFUCKER] tags so the shit slinging monkeys don't get all twisted about it. Of course some state laws apply, but in reality the injun reservations in the U & L are strongholds of alcohol abuse, drug addiction, domestic violence, drug dealing, arson, gambling and whos primary business is to get money from the government. Don't try landing your boat on the wrong side of the river when it goes through their reservations, you will go to jail and your shit confiscated.

Nice try asshat. Your head is a stronghold of stupidity, lying and racism.


So adding sand to soil is a good idea and no federal laws apply on Indian Reservations. Nice job you fucking joke.

Moving Sale wrote:

Derron wrote:

smackaholic wrote: STATE laws do not apply, however injuns are free to observe said laws if they choose to.

I guess I need to add the [SARCASMMOTHERFUCKER] tags so the shit slinging monkeys don't get all twisted about it. Of course some state laws apply, but in reality the injun reservations in the U & L are strongholds of alcohol abuse, drug addiction, domestic violence, drug dealing, arson, gambling and whos primary business is to get money from the government. Don't try landing your boat on the wrong side of the river when it goes through their reservations, you will go to jail and your shit confiscated.

Nice try asshat. Your head is a stronghold of stupidity, lying and racism.


So adding sand to soil is a good idea and no federal laws apply on Indian Reservations. Nice job you fucking joke.

You keep up with epic posts like that and you will have the 2018 Board Bitch title locked in before the end of this month. Your poor homosexual lover Screwy will be forever destined to be in your shadow is that lonely # 2 spot. Props to you Board Bitch.

I'd be more pissed that Amerikanskis have to pre-pay. You're scroungers who can't be trusted to fill a tank without doing a runner.