What Randy Newman meant to write...
Short lawyer got no reason
Short lawyer got no reason
Short lawyer got no reason
To live
He's got little hands
And little eyes
And he walks around
Tellin' great big lies
He's got a little nose
And tiny little teeth
He wears platform shoes
On his nasty little feet
Well, I don't want no short lawyer
Don't want no short lawyer
Don't want no short lawyer
Round here
Short lawyer got nobody
Short lawyer got nobody
Short lawyer got nobody
To love
He's got little baby legs
And he stands so low
You got to pick him up
Just to say hello
He's got a little car
That goes beep, beep, beep
He's got a little voice
Goin' peep, peep, peep
He's got grubby little fingers
And a dirty little mind
Dreams of black cock almost all the time
Well, I don't want no short lawyer
Don't want no short lawyer
Don't want no short lawyer
'Round here
Short Lawyer
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Re: Short Lawyer
Well, he's certainly bald. Just like the midget.
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Re: Short Lawyer
Sure thing, GrandpaJay in Phoenix wrote:Well, he's certainly bald. Just like the midget.
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Re: Short Lawyer
Well hey there chrome dome. You can call me Grandpa to your feeble heart's content, but at least I have all my hair.Screw_Michigan wrote:Sure thing, Grandpa
By the way, how's life in that oh-so-tough journalism game? Still writing special reports on Elvis and Bigfoot honeymooning on the dark side of the moon for the Globe?
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Re: Short Lawyer
Really? Are you sure you're an actual reporter? You know, like in getting your facts straight?
When was it ever said I was a t.v. reporter? I did work in the industry for 25 years, and still occasionally do, but I never was a reporter. Try again baldy.
When was it ever said I was a t.v. reporter? I did work in the industry for 25 years, and still occasionally do, but I never was a reporter. Try again baldy.
Re: Short Lawyer
Jay in Phoenix wrote:Really? Are you sure you're an actual reporter? You know, like in getting your facts straight?
When was it ever said I was a t.v. reporter? I did work in the industry for 25 years, and still occasionally do, but I never was a reporter. Try again baldy.
