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I'm an Illinois native.
Born there and lived most of the first 35 years of my life there.

You may be aware that the state is broke.
Massive future financial obligations which can not possibly be met.
In financial crisis m0de now.

Seems the've kicked the can down the road as far as it can be kicked.
Time to -----> pay up.

Shake down.

The Chicago Tribune came out with a piece saying that the state situation is FUBAR.
They show a paln to have the state dissolved and absorbed by surrounding states.


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http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/colu ... olumn.html






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I stopped reading once I saw John Kass wrote it.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
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SM wrote:I stopped reading once I saw John Kass wrote it.
Is he related to Jack Kass?




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88 wrote:Smart move. That is what I do with 99.9% of your posts.
Because you are a yellow bellied fucktard.
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Badger basketball would figure to benefit from this m@p.

The Wisconsin murder rate would not benefit.

Pickle would benefit.
Hefty influx of black cock into his region.




Just thinking out loud.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:I stopped reading once I saw John Kass wrote it.
I didn't even click the link once I saw this. Dude is a straight up moron.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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I wonder which state would pick up the town of Shermer.

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Roach wrote:This is not a new idea. Just another attempt to get others to pay for their own greed and lack of responsibility.
I seem to remember a card game called... screw your neighbor.

This map looks like that.
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Goober McTuber wrote: I didn't even click the link once I saw this. Dude is a straight up moron.
No wonder 88asswipes is such a fan.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
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88 wrote:Smart move. That is what I do with 99.9% of your posts.
Wrong
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Like the Democratic party would ever give up 20 electoral votes. Pie in the Sky dreamer shit.
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BSmack wrote:Like the Democratic party would ever give up 20 electoral votes. Pie in the Sky dreamer shit.
No shit, DC can't even get congressional representation.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
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DC gets the representation it deserves.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:DC gets the representation it deserves.
:?
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Goober McTuber wrote:DC gets the representation it deserves.
Way to shit on America.
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Hi, tiny. I was shitting on DC. Which would probably represent an improvement.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Why do you care so much about my body?
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I don't. I thought that was your nickname.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:Hi, tiny. I was shitting on DC. Which would probably represent an improvement.
You can shit on us. We still deserve congressional representation...and you know it.

Don't be bitter your shit hockey program is spiraling downward and out of tournament contention.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Not convinced. On any of your points.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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When Al Capone, aka Madigan, takes a dirt nap, then the state can try something different. His hold on the state is so rigid, nothing gets passed without his approval with his Union thugs and his daughter (she has a bit of power too) making sure they get their way.

They ain't giving up their pension as they made sure it is in the Constitution, which is where the problem lies and you need get all of his people off the books before they even bring that to the table.
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Goober McTuber wrote:I don't. I thought that was your nickname.
Depends on if you listen to wacko racist fuckstains or not.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Not convinced. On any of your points.
Yeah but you are dumber than an igneous rock.
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Moving Sale wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Not convinced. On any of your points.
Yeah but you are dumber than an igneous rock.

And you're so smart that you posted....
Moving Sale wrote:I really are a fucking POS.
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Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Thank you typo police. :meds:
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Typo? :lol: :lol:

You're just a fucking moron.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:Typo? :lol: :lol:

You're just a fucking moron.
Are you finished?
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88 wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:No shit, DC can't even get congressional representation.
Why do you hate American history ...?
Because it too often sucks horse cock maybe?
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88 wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:No shit, DC can't even get congressional representation.
Why do you hate American history and the Constitution?
I love the Three-Fifths Compromise! And Plessy v. Ferguson!

Sincerely,

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You do understand the 3/5th compromise, right?

You understand that it was for voting representation, not some racist asshole's opinion on the worth of a person?

Do you know who wanted slaves to count as a full person?

The slave states.....for representative allocation, even though the slaves would have no vote. The free states thought, rightfully so, IMO, that representation should be allocated according to prospective voters. They thought slaves shouldn't have been counted as they weren't considered citizens, but property.

Fortunately, Mrs Kazienko, my high school American History teacher wasn't a fukking moron and did a good job explaining this to us. I suspect today's PC explanation is that slaves were counted as 3/5th simply because the racist white devils hated them.
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smackaholic wrote:Fortunately, Mrs Kazienko, my high school American History teacher wasn't a fukking moron and did a good job explaining this to us.
Based on your posting history, Mrs Kazienko should be horse whipped.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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88 wrote:But the decision to create an independent district by ceding worthless swamp land from several states so that no one state (or the district itself) has undue influence over the affairs of a nation formed as a federation of several stages is not a poor one. If you want to have a representative in Congress, move to a state.
We're the only nation in the world who disenfranchises residents of its capital. You're just a bitter fuck.
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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It there ANY wacko shitstained idea 88pedos won't pimp? What a fucking POS.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Fortunately, Mrs Kazienko, my high school American History teacher wasn't a fukking moron and did a good job explaining this to us.
Based on your posting history, Mrs Kazienko should be horse whipped.
It's not like she was his English teacher.
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Or his civics teacher.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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88 wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:We're the only nation in the world who disenfranchises residents of its capital.
We are best nation on this flat old earf, and have the best ideas for running it properly. You choose to live in the District. No one requires you to do so. If voting for a congressman is important to you, move to a state and vote to your heart's content. Otherwise, shut the fuck up already with your stupid disenfranchisement talk.
DC, love it or leave it.

:doh: :lol: :meds:

Is there any fallacy you won't float? Any third grade level of thinking you don't have?
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Ok, so Chicago, right? A shithole Third World city right smack in the heart our own country. This was on Daily Caller today.

http://dailycaller.com/2018/01/12/dem-r ... oto-shoot/

A Dem running for Attorney General of all things is in his ward taking some photos for his campaign to get a nice in-the-neighborhood feel to put on his website, when all of a sudden three, umm, pigmentally endowed (I’m phrasing it that way so Sale doesn’t begin spontaneously begin masturbating) males brandish a handgun at him and his campaign staff and rob them of their possessions.

Lol, how much you want to bet he too loves him some stricter gun control and thinks Chicago blacks have been dealt a bad hand and should be given gentler treatment? Even real life can’t fix stupid.
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You sooo wanted to just call them mvscals didn't you you fucking racist shitstain?
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“We're the only nation in the world who disenfranchises residents of its capital.”

What are you talking about? DC has plenty of street corner franchises slingin’ dope— and probably more every day. Those gold chains and teeth don’t buy themselves, ya know.
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