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Residents in Hawaii were alarmed by this *WARNING* they received this morning.



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8:07, not 9:07. :)




This dude from Hawaii talks about it -- and toward the end of the video you can see (and hear, if you turn your volume up) the warning that went out on the television station.







My understanding is that it took over 30 minutes for a new public message to go out, informing people that the warning was -----> false.






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I have cousins who are actually over on Maui right now. They were pretty worked up over it.
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Was that an Hawaiian app? I get texts and calls all the time asking for my banking details. The Weather Network threatens me daily with 50,000 cm of snow per hour.

The air-corps of Pitcairn Island on a rampage? Pissed myself laughing.
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This Islander was resigned to death.

3:10 - talks about his life insurance. :)



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He is prolific on Twitter, but no word yet from the prez on this incident.

What gives, Don?
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So he has been quiet on Twitter about this. You can’t wait for him to call a spade a spade on this one so you can attack him for calling a spade a spade. Sad.

As for the alert. Here’s hoping that some folks were fired yesterday. The person who made the mistake, their boss and their bosses boses.
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There really was a missile but it overshot its target and went over the edge of the Earth.

The "all clear" is just another cover-up.

Amirite, flattart?
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LS wrote:So he has been quiet on Twitter about this. You can’t wait for him to call a spade a spade on this one so you can attack him for calling a spade a spade. Sad.

He's already put up four tweets this morning, but nothing on the Hawaii incident.

I dunno, Seater.
Folks in one of our states had (for over 30 minutes) every reason to believe that bombs would be raining down on them shortly.
Despite funning around in here, it's actually a fairly serious thing.

Since Don is on Twitter all the time, it seems reasonable to me to think that he would comment on it.
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LS wrote:call a spade a spade


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So, it was a "mistake"?

Has such a mistake ever happened before? I'm putting on my tinfoil hat and calling bullshit. Hawaii is run top to bottom by democrats and they will do whatever they can to push the narrative that TGOF is wrecklessly careening us to a nuke holocaust.
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Softball Bat wrote:
I dunno, Seater.
Folks in one of our states had (for over 30 minutes) every reason to believe that bombs would be raining down on them shortly.
Despite funning around in here, it's actually a fairly serious thing.
This. It is serious. Yet forget discussing the event, the failures of the Hawaiian system in that it required only one mouse click to issue this warning, and how state officials have reacted, you want to discuss Don and his Twitter. Sure seems misplaced to me, but then again Don ain’t living rent free in my dome.
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The Pedobear's fault in this is being an erratic war mongering fuckstain. Probably would have gone down different with a stable human, with normal sized hands on the red button.
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smackaholic wrote:Has such a mistake ever happened before?
Not a missile warning, but the Oregon Coast had a false tsunami warning last week... by pushing the wrong button. Seems like an "Are You Sure" extra click of the mouse isn't a bad idea.
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Moving Sale wrote:The Pedobear's fault in this is being an erratic war mongering fuckstain. Probably would have gone down different with a stable human, with normal sized hands on the red button.

Wait -- it's Trump's fault that someone pushed the wrong button 5000 miles away?

I doubt this will inspire anyone to regret who they voted as Dumbest Poster Here.
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Dinsdale wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:The Pedobear's fault in this is being an erratic war mongering fuckstain. Probably would have gone down different with a stable human, with normal sized hands on the red button.

Wait -- it's Trump's fault that someone pushed the wrong button 5000 miles away?

I doubt this will inspire anyone to regret who they voted as Dumbest Poster Here.
I get that you are dumb, but I was talking about the reaction to the warning.
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schmick wrote:BHO was born in Hawaii.
Yeah no that never happened.
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Moving Sale wrote: I get that you are dumb, but I was talking about the reaction to the warning.
So, it's your contention that if someone else was president, people would have ignored the warning?

That probably made sense in your tiny brain.
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I get that you can't read (or think) but, no that is not what I said.
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Dinsdale wrote:
Moving Sale wrote: I get that you are dumb, but I was talking about the reaction to the warning.
So, it's your contention that if someone else was president, people would have ignored the warning?

That probably made sense in your tiny brain.
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:lol:

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LS wrote:This. It is serious. Yet forget discussing the event, the failures of the Hawaiian system in that it required only one mouse click to issue this warning, and how state officials have reacted, you want to discuss Don and his Twitter. Sure seems misplaced to me, but then again Don ain’t living rent free in my dome.
Let me see if I can help you out, ding dong.

Don posts things on Twitter nearly every day.

Among his recent posts was bluster about having a bigger nuclear button than f@t boy Kim.

That in itself is a truly bizarre thing for the President of the United States to be putting out as official communication.

So now not many days later, one of Don's 50 states, we have citizens LEGITIMATELY in fear of incoming missiles, because that is what their government told them is going down.


Pardon me for thinking that the situation deserved a post from President Big Button.
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smackaholic wrote:So, it was a "mistake"?

Has such a mistake ever happened before? I'm putting on my tinfoil hat and calling bullshit.

Good call.

It is bullshit.

The government system for warning citizens of incoming nukes is something that -----> one dumb jackoff <----- can accidentally set off?


:lol:




Uhh...

No.
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Moving Sale wrote: Why are you so obsessed with my body? Its like all you ever post is the same shit.
Fucking CLASSIC!

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Nice white flag you fucking tard.
Oh and why do you need validation? Can't smack on your own?
Oh that's right you can't.
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Softball Bat wrote:
LS wrote:This. It is serious. Yet forget discussing the event, the failures of the Hawaiian system in that it required only one mouse click to issue this warning, and how state officials have reacted, you want to discuss Don and his Twitter. Sure seems misplaced to me, but then again Don ain’t living rent free in my dome.
Let me see if I can help you out, ding dong.

Don posts things on Twitter nearly every day.

Among his recent posts was bluster about having a bigger nuclear button than f@t boy Kim.

That in itself is a truly bizarre thing for the President of the United States to be putting out as official communication.

So now not many days later, one of Don's 50 states, we have citizens LEGITIMATELY in fear of incoming missiles, because that is what their government told them is going down.


Pardon me for thinking that the situation deserved a post from President Big Button.

Yes their state government gave them incorrect info. Again rather than discuss the serious issue you want crack on the Don for not tweeting. Obsess much?
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LS wrote:Again rather than discuss the serious issue
ummm...

poptart wrote:Good call.

It is bullshit.

The government system for warning citizens of incoming nukes is something that -----> one dumb jackoff <----- can accidentally set off?


:lol:




Uhh...

No.
I started right at the top, ding dong.

I want to know what the prez says about this.
He's posting his communications on Twitter every day, and he's the guy who has decided it's a good idea to put out nuclear smack as communication.
His citizens were told by gov. officials that it was GOING LIVE, and in light of Don's recent comments, yeah... they rightfully assumed it to be real.

I see nothing from Don, so I go next to the officials in Hawaii.
I called them out.


At this point, I see three things...

1. Don is a pussy. No surprise.
2. Hawaii is lying. No surprise.
3. You are knee padding again. Also no surprise.
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Sometimes dumbfucks (Hawaiian officials) make it so other people (Pedobear) probably need to step up and clean up the dumbfucks' mess. Did he NEED to step up? Debatable. But what is not debatable is how long it took and how long it could have taken, a minute after the first Hawaiian went public.
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Whatever Softball. You can say whatever but your posts in this thread show the truth.
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Moving Sale wrote:Its like all you ever post is the same shit.
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You really are an idiot.

Midget X 467,000 over the last dozen years.

Way to dildo your ass in the face. And you can take your KC and blow it. You being an idiot doesn't negate my right to point it out.
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Wow. 6 posts in before any of the Shit Slinging Monkeys got off a Trump blast. Fuckin Softball Suckoff beat Moving Parrot and Screwed in the Ass all to the fuck on that deal. No possible way could this have not been Trumps fault.

Friend of mine and his homes were on the 4th hole at a course on the big island when a couple of them got the notifications. Thinking it rather strange they looked at Twitter and decided to smoke a bowl, called the drink cart girl for Bloody Marys and never gave it a thought.
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Softball Bat wrote: I called them out.
I am sure they were shaking in their shoes. Throwing it down to the talking heads. You da man.
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Moving Sale wrote:Sometimes dumbfucks (Hawaiian officials) Obama and the liberals make it so other people (Pedobear) President Trump probably need to step up and clean up the dumbfucks' Obamas and the liberals mess.
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Derron wrote:Wow. 6 posts in before any of the Shit Slinging Monkeys got off a Trump blast. Fuckin Softball Suckoff beat Moving Parrot and Screwed in the Ass all to the fuck on that deal. No possible way could this have not been Trumps fault.

Wrong as usual.

I did not blame Don for the incident.


I merely ask why he did not post about the incident on Twitter.

He tends to only post self-fellatio and middle-school barbs and taunts.




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Softball Bat wrote:
He tends to only post self-fellatio and middle-school barbs and taunts.
Which clearly explains why he is so firmly lodged in your dome. Things you are an expert at.
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If this was just a silly "Ooops, I pushed the wrong button," incident, why did it take 38 minutes for officials to send out a new message assuring folks that the INCOMING warning was an error?

38 minutes?

One dumb flunky can push one button, and send out an official government warning that many millions of people are about to bite it?



LMAO!






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I merely observe and comment on what is seen, 'spray.

Understand...

Over at .net, I called the Trump presidential victory back in the republican primaries.
Back when the universal view was that he had little-to-no chance to win the presidency, I said he was going to win.
I called it.

It was quite obvious (to me) that he was going to win.
Just as it is quite obvious (to me) now that he is a monumental disaster.

I have no dog in the fight.


I observe and comment.

I don't hate Don at all.

He is one to be mocked.


I hope he comes to his senses before it's too late for him.
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Moving Sale wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:The Pedobear's fault in this is being an erratic war mongering fuckstain. Probably would have gone down different with a stable human, with normal sized hands on the red button.

Wait -- it's Trump's fault that someone pushed the wrong button 5000 miles away?

I doubt this will inspire anyone to regret who they voted as Dumbest Poster Here.
I get that you are dumb, but I was talking about the reaction to the warning.
So, let me see if I have this straight?

The NoKo's over 20+ years develop nukes right under the noses of Clinton, Bush, Obama who stood by and did jack-fukking shit. The result is they may have the means to deliver a nuke today. A warning goes off, on a system Trump has no control over saying we have incoming missiles and people's logical reaction to this threat is TGOF's fault?

It really is a medical wonder that your brain stem has the intellectual horsepower to keep your heart pumping.
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A) WTF is TOGF?
B) Name one thing the pedo did that 42-44 didn't do to stop NK.
C) My point (once again) is that if a crazy person was not in charge people would be less likely to panic and more likely to brush it off. Like the golfing story lie that Dumb and Dumber told.
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