Parents of the Year

[Mikey]

This could only happen in the libtard shithole they call California.
Another convincing argument for deporting white trash back to Texas.

Children found shackled and malnourished in Southern California home; parents arrested

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-m ... story.html

[Moving Sale]

Riverside County: Where all the REALLY fucked up people eventually move to.

[Joe in PB]

Drainage ditch is a more applicable name for that shithole.

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[Moving Sale]

Have a brain aneurysm much?

[Mikey]

Those are Schmick's neighbors.

[Moving Sale]

They are also probably his friends.

[Bucmonkey]

You sure that isn't actually schmuck?

[Innocent Bystander]

This could only happen in the libtard shithole they call California.
Another convincing argument for deporting white trash back to Texas.

Children found shackled and malnourished in Southern California home; parents arrested

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-m ... story.html

This story makes no sense.
- He worked in aeronautics and defense for Northrup Gruman and Lockheed Martin, pulling in 140,000 a year
- She didn't do jackshit except sit on her ass (homemaker)
- Of 12 kids, seven adults 18 - 29 plus the 17 year girl; Mom and Dad are 56 and 49 so the oldest kid came at 36 and 20... 36 is a man but 20 is a kid.
- The grandparents in West Virginia haven't seen them in 5 years, and thought nothing of their condition
- Possible tax and grant fraud with the 'school' listed at the address with Dad as principal.

A blood test should be done on every victim to see just how related they are to one another. There might also be dead kids who didn't make it through the abuse tucked away in laundry baskets, hope chests and tool sheds.

What exactly were they spending money on, to go bankrupt? because it wasn't the kids.

[Goober McTuber]

I read today that hubby originally kidnapped wifey? Are they also from "Almost Heaven"?

[Screw_Michigan]

- She didn't do jackshit except sit on her ass (homemaker)

Misogynist!

[LTS TRN 2]

That's him, officer sir--please don't beat and starve me and force me to write sonnets--yeah, dad worshiped him and tried to look like him, and when mom couldn't pretend she was fucking Greg Allman things just got really weird...and that was a while ago...but yeah, it was all about Sonny fucking Bono,...

[BSmack]

That's him, officer sir--please don't beat and starve me and force me to write sonnets--yeah, dad worshiped him and tried to look like him, and when mom couldn't pretend she was fucking Greg Allman things just got really weird...and that was a while ago...but yeah, it was all about Sonny fucking Bono,...

Not sure I want to know exactly how high you have to be to write a post like this. If this ever starts making sense to me I will immediately check myself into a rehab facility.

[Moving Sale]

I think you would need to know more about History than you do. It might be because you are stupid, but I'm betting on ignorant.

[Screw_Michigan]

Not sure I want to know exactly how high you have to be to write a post like this. If this ever starts making sense to me I will immediately check myself into a rehab facility.

Haha

[LTS TRN 2]

Oh no, Smackie, drugs won't help--in fact they may even confuse you and mislead you. No, to understand my jape on this bizarre tale, you need first to learn to sing Bang Bang, perhaps with a karaoke track, and to dress like Cher as best as possible. And that means the lace stockings up to the crotch, the whole wig and make-up. But don't overdue it with kitsch, make it real. Not a dry seat in the house! And like a showgirl auditioning for a Harvey Weinstein circa 1966, you'll be surprised how easily and readily you take to it, and you'll get to like it. Now you will no doubt be offered drugs and it's up to you to avoid them, even when your Harvey daddy coats his plumped dick head with blow, like a sugary churro so as to slow his roll (it's an anesthetic and will numb his glans so he won't splooge too fast), and it's hard for a girl to say no sometimes to a strong and domineering sort of man. But just be strong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcUovL8l7iQ

[Goober McTuber]

Oh no, Smackie, drugs won't help--in fact they may even confuse you and mislead you. No, to understand my jape on this bizarre tale, you need first to learn to sing Bang Bang, perhaps with a karaoke track, and to dress like Cher as best as possible. And that means the lace stockings up to the crotch, the whole wig and make-up. But don't overdue it with kitsch, make it real. Not a dry seat in the house! And like a showgirl auditioning for a Harvey Weinstein circa 1966, you'll be surprised how easily and readily you take to it, and you'll get to like it. Now you will no doubt be offered drugs and it's up to you to avoid them, even when your Harvey daddy coats his plumped dick head with blow, like a sugary churro so as to slow his roll (it's an anesthetic and will numb his glans so he won't splooge too fast), and it's hard for a girl to say no sometimes to a strong and domineering sort of man. But just be strong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcUovL8l7iQ

What Bri said. Jesus H. Christ.

[LTS TRN 2]

Neither drugs or some primitive tribal god image will help you understand just what was going on, Goobs. Learning to sing Bang Bang (with an affixed vibrator up yer butt) will perhaps give you a glimpse of the glimmer, figuratively speaking (don't worry, you don't really have to plunge yourself), but don't expect easy answers.