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As if I needed another reason to root for the Eagles

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Looks like Lane Johnson might be throwing the first annual War Wagon Memorial Bud Light arrestathon, keg party and orgy in Philadelphia. But Philly has to win. With any luck the party will spread south and it will burn the swamp down.

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BSmack wrote:...War Wagon...
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Because you never liked Glen Frey?
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Isn’t everyone rooting for the Eagles just to see the rioting that is likely to happen if they win?

And with one of the OL promising free beer the parade will likely be one of the worlds largest street fights ever. Dilly Dilly
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I had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles.
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"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."

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And fuck the Falcons for handing the Pats the trophy last year.
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Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:And fuck the Falcons for handing the Pats the trophy last year.
The Falcons were only doing what they were paid to do.
What the Falcons did was more a case of holding it out, celebrating prematurely and Brady snatched it.

It was the squawks who handed it to them.


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Brady should probably have three titles at best.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Brady should probably have three titles at best.
Two.
You need to minus the Tuck year and factor in that the Falcons and Seachickens both folded their tents.
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Moving Sale wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Brady should probably have three titles at best.
Two.
You need to minus the Tuck year and factor in that the Falcons and Seachickens both folded their tents.
What about the Panthers kicker shanking the ball out of bounds and setting the Pats up with a short field? Plus was back during spygate, so you know they cheated to just get that close.

One.
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One it is.
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I stand corrected. One.
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Moving Sale wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Brady should probably have three titles at best.
Two.
You need to minus the Tuck year and factor in that the Falcons and Seachickens both folded their tents.
This is true, however, you could argue that they should have won at least one of the Giants games.
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If we want to play the shoulda-woulda-coulda game, I would start it off with Roger Goodell's salary.

He has to be the single most overpaid fukk in the history of overpaid fukks.

He SHOULD be making 75K a year riding a desk somewhere for a large company, if that. I can not, for the life of me, figure out how that job should pay more than mid-6 figures to anyone.
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smackaholic wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Brady should probably have three titles at best.
Two.
You need to minus the Tuck year and factor in that the Falcons and Seachickens both folded their tents.
This is true, however, you could argue that they should have won at least one of the Giants games.
Go ahead. Make your argument. Which one, and why.
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smackaholic wrote:
This is true, however, you could argue that they should have won at least one of the Giants games.
We have already knocked him down to one, so even if that is true he is only at two.
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smackaholic wrote:If we want to play the shoulda-woulda-coulda game, I would start it off with Roger Goodell's salary.

He has to be the single most overpaid fukk in the history of overpaid fukks.

He SHOULD be making 75K a year riding a desk somewhere for a large company, if that. I can not, for the life of me, figure out how that job should pay more than mid-6 figures to anyone.
They pay him that much to stay quiet about HOW they run the league.
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