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Lady Hawksley

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 2:05 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
...or at least that's what I've named her.

I looked out my window the other day and saw it was raining feathers. Grabbed my camera and caught this pretty girl ruining some poor bastard's day. She perched herself at the end of a dead branch on a tree behind my house... and with one claw, pinned her meal against the branch...and proceeded to tear it to shreds. I picked up one of the feathers that lay surrounding the base of the tree and by the the look of it (long, slender) I'd say it was what was left of a mourning dove or more likely, a spotted woodpecker...

I was only about 20 feet away and fairly conspicuous...but fucks were not being given on her behalf.

I live beside a park on a hill with high maples and birches...they circle the neighbourhood endlessly, especially on sunny days, fucking up the stupid squirrels that are too stupid to find cover.

Re: Lady Hawksley

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 2:28 am
by Softball Bat
Birdwatching posts are sure to pick up the traffic in here.


Btw, how does your epic channel have only 9 subs?












:)

Re: Lady Hawksley

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 7:11 am
by LTS TRN 2
Sort of a portent of the rabidly insane Likud--Bibi facing jail time for a seriously (billions) corrupt deal--starting a major WAR ..

And the military machine of U.S./Likud (Irgun gang) is the hawk, and the Middle East (all of it) is the devoured gasping, thrashing flesh...

Hi mom, I'm in West Bank and we're eatin' 'em up!
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Meanwhile, Pence is poised, prayin' and palpitatin'...

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Re: Lady Hawksley

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:07 am
by Wolfman
I had a hawk graze at my bird feeder. I know they have to eat too, but not there.

Re: Lady Hawksley

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:40 am
by smackaholic
Too bad you didn't get the capture on video. Love watching birds of prey in action. Especially when going after those bushy tailed rats, aka squirrels.

Once saw an owl carrying a rabbit damn near as big as he/she was.

Has anyone else noticed an increase in the hawk population over the last 40 years? Seems like there has been, but it could just be that I notice it more. There is definitely an increase in turkeys. Those fukkers are like pigeons round these parts these days.

Re: Lady Hawksley

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 12:08 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Softball Bat wrote:

Oh my God and G0d, I forgot how funny that is. "Whitey, is that what The One Board calls you?"

Re: Lady Hawksley

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:12 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
smackaholic wrote:There is definitely an increase in turkeys.
In Halton Region, just north of Toronto, turkeys are all over the country roads especially this time of year. Not uncommon to see a couple of hens and their chicks just after dawn.

I suppose you could run them over and bag yourself some dinner, but I suppose that's illegal and considered poaching.

Re: Lady Hawksley

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:20 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Softball Bat wrote:

Oh my God and G0d, I forgot how funny that is. "Whitey, is that what The One Board calls you?"

Good times, buddy. Good times.





I really should upload the entire collection...

Re: Lady Hawksley

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2018 8:57 am
by smackaholic
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
smackaholic wrote:There is definitely an increase in turkeys.
In Halton Region, just north of Toronto, turkeys are all over the country roads especially this time of year. Not uncommon to see a couple of hens and their chicks just after dawn.

I suppose you could run them over and bag yourself some dinner, but I suppose that's illegal and considered poaching.
A few of the locals have shown kamikaze like behavior at times. Haven't hit one yet. If I ever do and it looks big enough to go through the trouble, I might take a shot at cleaning one and stuffing it in the over. I have also had a yard full of the chicks. I'll bet they'd be good done buffalo wing style.

Re: Lady Hawksley

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 1:22 am
by Smackie Chan
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:it was what was left of a spotted woodpecker...but fucks were not being given on her behalf.
I'm sure she realized you'd already had your fill of peckers for the day.

Re: Lady Hawksley

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 1:28 am
by Smackie Chan
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Re: Lady Hawksley

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 3:22 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Smackie Chan wrote:Image
If we weren't currently sharing the password for the Moving Sale troll, I'd give you a piece of my mind, chum.
:x

Re: Lady Hawksley

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 11:23 am
by smackaholic
Smackie's a Heb too?

Makes sense I suppose, seeing as he runs the T1B entertainment industry.

Re: Lady Hawksley

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 3:20 pm
by Carson
2 Live Jews?

Re: Lady Hawksley

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 3:44 pm
by Goober McTuber
Admins, please lock up the Moving Sale nic again. The original Moving Sale was much more readable and entertaining than the current shit-stream flowing from that nic.

Re: Lady Hawksley

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 5:49 pm
by Goober McTuber
Moving Sale wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Admins, please lock up the Moving Sale nic again. The original Moving Sale was much more readable and entertaining than the current shit-stream flowing from that nic.

Nobody posts here anymore because the admin have locked down all the people you don't like.....and that is everyone that isn't a far left communist lunatic. And you wonder why there isn't any traffic here? Why don't you just hang out at the Dumbocratic Underground and preach with your antifa anarchist freaks!
In case you hadn't noticed, you slack-jawed fuckwit, this board has a strong right wingnut contingent. I think you're the only poster who was banned in recent memory. And that wasn't for your politics, it was because you're a severely retarded spam-monkey.

If you want to know why the traffic here cratered, you might ask KC Scott.

Re: Lady Hawksley

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 6:47 pm
by Carson
Stanley really thinks he's getting over.

Sad.

Re: Lady Hawksley

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 7:08 pm
by Goober McTuber
Moving Sale wrote:Tell us all the right wingers that are posting here.....
I believe these all lean to the right:

88
Arch Angel
bigredretard
Derron
Dinsdale
Go Coogs'
Joe in PB
kcdave
L45B
Left Seater
Papa Willie
Paul
Rooster
schmick
Sirfindafold
Slap
smackaholic
Truman
Wolfman

Moving Sale wrote:If I'm wrong....where is mvscal? where is general peters? where is HPG?
mvscal is at .net.

General Pedo is sniffing bicycle seats at a local middle school.

Who the fuck is HPG?

Re: Lady Hawksley

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 7:26 pm
by Goober McTuber
You are deluded cum-drunk retard, Stanley Q. I'm sure a number of those conservatives will not appreciate being erroneously called RINOs.

And I never saw any High Plains Grifter posting here.

Re: Lady Hawksley

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 7:37 pm
by Goober McTuber
And just so you know, little fucktard, there has never been a High Plains Grifter post on this board. Moron.

Re: Lady Hawksley

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 8:03 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Moving Sale wrote:Tell us all the right wingers that are posting here.....
Are you man-hunting a gift for Alan?...maybe something to spice up your love life?
Try Grindr...the app is free.


Get bent, you Carmen Miranda fruit hat wearing, show-tune whistling, swishy knob-gobbler.

Re: Lady Hawksley

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 8:25 pm
by Arch Angel
What is this .net you guys keep speaking about?

I love to read MVScal posts.

His putdowns, dismissals and assualts on snowflake Liberals is highly entertaining.

Re: Lady Hawksley

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 8:27 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Just book a gay cruise and relax, Dorothy.
Christ...you're like a shrieking housewife...

Re: Lady Hawksley

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 8:35 pm
by smackaholic
Carson wrote:2 Live Jews?
They really need to put out another album.


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Re: Lady Hawksley

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 8:42 pm
by smackaholic
Goober McTuber wrote:You are deluded cum-drunk retard, Stanley Q. I'm sure a number of those conservatives will not appreciate being erroneously called RINOs.

And I never saw any High Plains Grifter posting here.
Most of us at Club 47 (chromosome count) would classify ourselves as Libertarian leaning conservatives. There is a social conservative or 2, pahtah and uhhhhh, maybe Wolfe?

I would not say anyone here fits the RINO description.


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Re: Lady Hawksley

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 8:55 pm
by Goober McTuber
Moving Sale wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:And just so you know, little fucktard, there has never been a High Plains Grifter post on this board. Moron.

He was banned for being a conservative.


Dumbocrat Underground Faggots are calling you.
No. He never posted here. Not under that nic. And no one has ever been banned for being a conservative, you babbling fucknozzle.

Re: Lady Hawksley

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 9:04 pm
by Goober McTuber
You wouldn't know a conservative if they were dropping their balls into your waiting mouth.

Re: Lady Hawksley

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 11:36 pm
by Softball Bat
Goober McTuber wrote:I think you're the only poster who was banned in recent memory.
I was banned.

Re: Lady Hawksley

Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 2:30 pm
by Goober McTuber
Softball Bat wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I think you're the only poster who was banned in recent memory.
I was banned.
OK. But not for being conservative.