HAPPY MAY DAY!

[Screw_Michigan]

This is your day, comrades. Not shutyomouth's, not Duhhron's, not Rooster's and not Left Behinder's day. Your day.

Enjoy it!

[Left Seater]

Looks like it is getting crowded up here in Screwy’s dome.

[BSmack]

[Mikey]

May Day used to be a big holiday in CNY.

Sin,
Wolfman

[Wolfman]

Never did a May Pole thing, but we did make something for our Mother's on that day.

[Mikey]

I was born on Mother's Day, also my mom's birthday. What a wonderful gift.

For some reason my birthday falls on Mother's Day about once every seven years, though leap years tend to screw up the sequence.

[Carson]

Communists are certified fukksticks here.

Screwy would fit right in.

[Mikey]

Screwy - you're late on paying your dome rent. I went up. $4k per month now.

What...Screwy's in YOUR dome?
High rent district for sure.

[Goober McTuber]

Screwy - you're late on paying your dome rent. I went up. $4k per month now.

If Screwball is paying rent, that would indicate he was residing in your dome. Not the other way around. Is there anything you're not capable of fucking up?

Damn you, Mikey!!

[Mikey]

Screwy - you're late on paying your dome rent. I went up. $4k per month now.

If Screwball is paying rent, that would indicate he was residing in your dome. Not the other way around. Is there anything you're not capable of fucking up?

Damn you, Mikey!!

Slowing down in your old age, I see. SAD!!

[Left Seater]

Thank the Unions? Negative. We should take them out back and beat them for things like Social Security.

[Goober McTuber]

Screwy - you're late on paying your dome rent. I went up. $4k per month now.

If Screwball is paying rent, that would indicate he was residing in your dome. Not the other way around. Is there anything you're not capable of fucking up?

Damn you, Mikey!!

Slowing down in your old age, I see. SAD!!

That's what I get for multitasking. Still doesn't compare to tubby claiming to be obsessed with Screwball.

[Goober McTuber]

Screwy - you're late on paying your dome rent. I went up. $4k per month now.

If Screwball is paying rent, that would indicate he was residing in your dome. Not the other way around. Is there anything you're not capable of fucking up?

Damn you, Mikey!!

He pays me to live in his dome, Mr. Toooldtofuckingoldtocomprehendshitanymore.

Keep on spinning, fatso. Maybe you can burn off a few pounds.

[Goober McTuber]

Keep on spinning, fatso. Maybe you can burn off a few pounds.

You just tasted your shit in the end of a foreigner's dick, didn't you? :grin:

No. But not at all shocked by any of your gay visuals.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

RACK Screwey and all members of the CCCP, alive and deceased.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

It's the 10th Anniversary of the CCCP, just so you know.

[Derron]

This is your day, comrades. Not shutyomouth's, not Duhhron's, not Rooster's and not Left Behinder's day. Your day.

Enjoy it!

Oh..no you are quite wrong. This is the day we wait all year for. It is called fuck an anarchist protestor liberal in the face with bear spray. Then get up so we can bitch slap with you a billy club.

[Derron]

Screwy - you're late on paying your dome rent. I went up. $4k per month now.

Get the fuck out now. There is only so much room, and I got Screwy on an automated ACH withdrawal for $ 5,000. Few months of that and he will be tapped out and can come live in your garage.

[Screw_Michigan]

Screwy - you're late on paying your dome rent. I went up. $4k per month now.

Holy christ you are stupid. It's my dome you're supposed to be living rent free in, you god forsaken tard.

[Screw_Michigan]

What...Screwy's in YOUR dome?
High rent district for sure.

Apparently fucking so!

Rack me!

[Screw_Michigan]

Screwy - you're late on paying your dome rent. I went up. $4k per month now.

Get the fuck out now. There is only so much room, and I got Screwy on an automated ACH withdrawal for $ 5,000. Few months of that and he will be tapped out and can come live in your garage.

:? :? :?

Was this supposed to be funny?

[Screw_Michigan]

Thank the Unions? Negative. We should take them out back and beat them for things like Social Security.

Yeah, throw the baby out with the bath water.

Is there anything you aren't an elitist asswipe about?

[Left Seater]

You should be more worried about SS than me.

Why is someone else’s lack of planning my concern?

[Rooster]

Anyone want to sublease or buy the apartment I apparently am residing in in Screwy’s noggin? The neighborhood is kind of rundown and is in need of gentrification, but maybe a few of you high rollers want to get in before Starbucks shows up. My neighbors are cool, but it’s like living next door to Meryl Streep or Babs Streisand— you can’t go out to grab your mail without Screwy rushing out to chew on your ear about cultural misappropriation or how awful it is we are thinking about dumping Obama’s Iran nuclear deal. And he just goes on and on and on. Ugh.

[L45B]

7. Minimum Wage Unemployment

FTFY

[Derron]

Screwy - you're late on paying your dome rent. I went up. $4k per month now.

Get the fuck out now. There is only so much room, and I got Screwy on an automated ACH withdrawal for $ 5,000. Few months of that and he will be tapped out and can come live in your garage.

:? :? :?

Was this supposed to be funny?

Better than anything that has came out of your dick sucker in a long time.

[Screw_Michigan]

Happy May Day, everyone! Fight back against the proletariat!

Workers of the word, unite!

Too bad Marty isn't here any more to celebrate May Day.

[Kierland]

You should be more worried about SS than me.

Why is someone else’s lack of planning my concern?

It isn't, because you are not an actual human. When your dad got smashed and killed the idea of you having a stable life died to and it turned you into (if you were not already) a scared little boy who didn't know where his life was headed, so you thought deep and hard. You vowed that you were going to make it and that nobody was going to stop you. Not a grama who might need some food. Not a guy who lost his leg to DUI driver. Fuck them. And in that moment your BROKENPSYCHE was born and you have been the greedy POS you are ever since. The fat came with the gluttony.

[Kierland]

Anyone want to sublease or buy the apartment I apparently am residing in in Screwy’s noggin?

If I trotted out this poor tired line every time someone posted to me I would do nothing but type that line.

How the fuck do you idiots THINK a CHAT board works?

[EAP]

Anyone want to sublease or buy the apartment I apparently am residing in in Screwy’s noggin? The neighborhood is kind of rundown and is in need of gentrification, but maybe a few of you high rollers want to get in before Starbucks shows up. My neighbors are cool, but it’s like living next door to Meryl Streep or Babs Streisand— you can’t go out to grab your mail without Screwy rushing out to chew on your ear about cultural misappropriation or how awful it is we are thinking about dumping Obama’s Iran nuclear deal. And he just goes on and on and on. Ugh.

I wouldn't live next to those left wing nutjobs for all the money in the world. Barbara Streisand and Meryl Streep? Think the worst nazi home owners association commandos, times ten.

[Left Seater]

You should be more worried about SS than me.

Why is someone else’s lack of planning my concern?

It isn't, because you are not an actual human. When your dad got smashed and killed the idea of you having a stable life died to and it turned you into (if you were not already) a scared little boy who didn't know where his life was headed, so you thought deep and hard. You vowed that you were going to make it and that nobody was going to stop you. Not a grama who might need some food. Not a guy who lost his leg to DUI driver. Fuck them. And in that moment your BROKENPSYCHE was born and you have been the greedy POS you are ever since. The fat came with the gluttony.

Swing and a miss. I was actually pretty liberal and certainly on Team D up thru college. My grandparents voted Southern Democrat for most of their life. Same for my mom. But the old southern democrats were shown the door in the modern Team D and found a home with the GOP.

But so glad you thought of me and brought up a long dead thread.

me!

[EAP]

You should be more worried about SS than me.

Why is someone else’s lack of planning my concern?

It isn't, because you are not an actual human. When your dad got smashed and killed the idea of you having a stable life died to and it turned you into (if you were not already) a scared little boy who didn't know where his life was headed, so you thought deep and hard. You vowed that you were going to make it and that nobody was going to stop you. Not a grama who might need some food. Not a guy who lost his leg to DUI driver. Fuck them. And in that moment your BROKENPSYCHE was born and you have been the greedy POS you are ever since. The fat came with the gluttony.

scared little boy with a child like mentality, describes you and the left to a tee.

[EAP]

You should be more worried about SS than me.

Why is someone else’s lack of planning my concern?

It isn't, because you are not an actual human. When your dad got smashed and killed the idea of you having a stable life died to and it turned you into (if you were not already) a scared little boy who didn't know where his life was headed, so you thought deep and hard. You vowed that you were going to make it and that nobody was going to stop you. Not a grama who might need some food. Not a guy who lost his leg to DUI driver. Fuck them. And in that moment your BROKENPSYCHE was born and you have been the greedy POS you are ever since. The fat came with the gluttony.

Swing and a miss. I was actually pretty liberal and certainly on Team D up thru college. My grandparents voted Southern Democrat for most of their life. Same for my mom. But the old southern democrats were shown the door in the modern Team D and found a home with the GOP.

But so glad you thought of me and brought up a long dead thread.

me!

When you're a low IQ fool thru youth, most are dems.
But then you grow up, enter the real world and learn about reality.

Now you understand why left wing college professors are detached from reality.
They enter into the elite bubble of corrupt academia with it's revisionist history. They avoid the real world at any and all costs.

[Mikey]

Four days until Cinco de Mayo
Five days until Willie Mays’s birthday
Seven days until I become Medicare eligible (and my sainted mother’s birthday)

[EAP]

Four days until Cinco de Mayo
Five days until Willie Mays’s birthday
Seven days until I become Medicare eligible (and my sainted mother’s birthday)

if I was in your exact same position?
I'd plan a big celebration at Bern's Steakhouse in Tampa, Florida.
Opened in 1956, they feature award winning "dry aged" steaks, and the largest wine vault east of the Mississippi.
After dinner, you'll be ushered to their Internationally famous "dessert room" to enjoy the finest
Most luscious delicate pastries that would make french chef's pea green with envy.
As you enjoy the finest Cuban cigars and King Louis XIII de Remy Martin cognac.

Afterwards, head on over to Mons Venus for an experience you'll never forget. The private VIP quarters once shared by Hillary, Putin, Trump and Pelosi.
Obama was rumored to have been there as well. But not with the aforementioned. He showed up with the honorable Louis farrakhan, Dennis Rodman and some unnamed black panther types.

Anyhow, enjoy yourself.

[Mikey]

Four days until Cinco de Mayo
Five days until Willie Mays’s birthday
Seven days until I become Medicare eligible (and my sainted mother’s birthday)

if I was in your exact same position?
I'd plan a big celebration at Bern's Steakhouse in Tampa, Florida.
Opened in 1956, they feature award winning "dry aged" steaks, and the largest wine vault east of the Mississippi.
After dinner, you'll be ushered to their Internationally famous "dessert room" to enjoy the finest
Most luscious delicate pastries that would make french chef's pea green with envy.
As you enjoy the finest Cuban cigars and King Louis XIII de Remy Martin cognac.

Afterwards, head on over to Mons Venus for an experience you'll never forget. The private VIP quarters once shared by Hillary, Putin, Trump and Pelosi.
Obama was rumored to have been there as well. But not with the aforementioned. He showed up with the honorable Louis farrakhan, Dennis Rodman and some unnamed black panther types.

Anyhow, enjoy yourself.

Thanks, but there's not much chance of heading to Florida.

I'll probably just grill up some NY strips, make a Caesar salad, open a bottle of good red and hang out around the pool at Chez MIkey.

[EAP]

Four days until Cinco de Mayo
Five days until Willie Mays’s birthday
Seven days until I become Medicare eligible (and my sainted mother’s birthday)

if I was in your exact same position?
I'd plan a big celebration at Bern's Steakhouse in Tampa, Florida.
Opened in 1956, they feature award winning "dry aged" steaks, and the largest wine vault east of the Mississippi.
After dinner, you'll be ushered to their Internationally famous "dessert room" to enjoy the finest
Most luscious delicate pastries that would make french chef's pea green with envy.
As you enjoy the finest Cuban cigars and King Louis XIII de Remy Martin cognac.

Afterwards, head on over to Mons Venus for an experience you'll never forget. The private VIP quarters once shared by Hillary, Putin, Trump and Pelosi.
Obama was rumored to have been there as well. But not with the aforementioned. He showed up with the honorable Louis farrakhan, Dennis Rodman and some unnamed black panther types.

Anyhow, enjoy yourself.

Thanks, but there's not much chance of heading to Florida.

I'll probably just grill up some NY strips, make a Caesar salad, open a bottle of good red and hang out around the pool at Chez MIkey.

Holy fuck!
For a minute there, your crib reminded me of the oasis that was the playboy mansion while Hef was alive.
I think Hef's iconic mansion should be turned into an historic building, a museum of decadence and debauchery if you will. If they don't do something quickly, it will end up looking like the "Munsters crib" on 1313 mockingbird lane for christ's sakes.
But I digress....
You're missing out on a truly memorable experience down in Tampa.

[Screw_Michigan]

Wow - the midget sets new ground by melting down at 2 year old posts.

Fantastic!

Gave me a good chance to revisit this gem of yours

Screwy - you're late on paying your dome rent. I went up. $4k per month now.

If Screwball is paying rent, that would indicate he was residing in your dome. Not the other way around. Is there anything you're not capable of fucking up?

[Kierland]

Swing and a miss. I was actually pretty liberal and certainly on Team D up thru college. My grandparents voted Southern Democrat for most of their life. Same for my mom. But the old southern democrats were shown the door in the modern Team D and found a home with the GOP.

But so glad you thought of me and brought up a long dead thread.

Old dead thread? So now there are rules in talking about the past? Nazi.
As for why you are a POS. That is exactly what I said. I did not say it happened overnight. Yeah it took time, you have always been kinda slow, but you went from a decent party (Dems decades ago) to a shit party and you didn’t even care because all you care about is yourself.

So what if granny got hit by a DUI driver and lost a lot of her money to lost wages and med bills (no Medicare in your world remember) and oh let’s say the DUI driver had a good atty and she really didn’t get much out of it and she is hungry. Let her starve?

[Kierland]

This is your day, comrades. Not shutyomouth's, not Duhhron's, not Rooster's and not Left Behinder's day. Your day.

Enjoy it!

Oh..no you are quite wrong. This is the day we wait all year for. It is called fuck an anarchist protestor liberal in the face with bear spray. Then get up so we can bitch slap with you a billy club.

Spray baby Spray. Good facist.