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The Caps got it done! What a night!

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I think there were a few key factors:

1. Ovechkin showed up and was clearly the best player on the team and in the playoffs. In years past he did not show up in the playoffs and that really hurts the team when your best player under performs. On the other hand, when your best player is playing out of his mind, it makes the 25 other guys better.

2. Speed is trendy in the new NHL but you still need big guys who can play physical hockey and get into the other teams' heads. After Game 2 the Caps were completely in the Knights' domes. They were frustrated that they couldn't skate around the Caps. Of course it helps that your big guys can score as well.

3. The Caps changed things up defensively after Game 1 when they looked like absolute shit. Whatever they did it worked because they completely dominated after Game 1.

3a. Holtby was the best goalie in the playoffs. The Save (TM) in Game 2 got the Caps over the hump.

What a performance! Barry Trotz is gonna get paid by someone, whether it's the Caps is a toss up. Remember Mike Keenan didn't return to the Rangers after 94.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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So are you providing them a special favor? You know going down on each member and swallow? Just make sure your stomach is pumped afterwards just in case some of the members have STDs.

I can actually see you doing it.
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Arch Angel wrote:So are you providing them a special favor? You know going down on each member and swallow? Just make sure your stomach is pumped afterwards just in case some of the members have STDs.

I can actually see you doing it.
Do you post anything other than gay sex metaphors? Jesus this place has gone really down hill.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Jesus this place has gone really down hill.
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What game are they playing again?
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Isn't this about the time somebody's supposed to say "Well, it's about fucking time" ?

Hasn't DC historically been the best team during the season but always shits the bed in the playoffs?

I don't really know for sure, as I don't tend to follow professional sports in which one team plays more than twenty regular season games.

And to think, Screwy, CBJ had you fuckers on the ropes!
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L45B wrote:Isn't this about the time somebody's supposed to say "Well, it's about fucking time" ?
Yes
Hasn't DC historically been the best team during the season but always shits the bed in the playoffs?
Yes
And to think, Screwy, CBJ had you fuckers on the ropes!
Not necessarily. Being down 2-0 isn't the same as being on the ropes.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Props to the Caps. They totally worked Vegas after game 2. Vegas had a bunch of bad puck luck and hit so many posts it was just amazing. Couple of those go in...

Anywho, hope the party in DC was EPCOT.

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I was in Jr High their inaugural season. Never been much of a hockey fan because I never played hockey, but I've been to a few Cap games and they were entertaining. Congrats Screwy and to the Capitals.
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Joe in PB wrote:I was in Jr High their inaugural season. Never been much of a hockey fan because I never played hockey, but I've been to a few Cap games and they were entertaining. Congrats Screwy and to the Capitals.
Holy shit. You are older than Gobbles.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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RACK the Caps!

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Experience got the Caps through. Early season, I thought Vegas would choke first round if they made it, but they didn't stop. Last lap and they got the frights. More fool me.

Congrats Screw. Now be a good chap and cheer for the Red Wings.
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