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Loser

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 10:03 am
by Softball Bat
The feel good story of the day...



Report: Kellen Winslow II arrested after breaking into home

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Kellen Winslow II has reportedly been arrested after breaking into a home at a trailer park near San Diego.

According to TMZ Sports, police arrested the former NFL tight end on felony burglary charges on Thursday
afternoon. The report says Winslow II was released from jail after posting $50,000 bail and now faces six
years in prison.

This is not the first time Winslow II has found himself in trouble with the law since his NFL career came to an
end. You may remember a strange story from 2014 that involved Winslow II getting arrested after being caught
masturbating in a Target parking lot...


https://247sports.com/nfl/cleveland-bro ... -118890030


O_0



#6 overall pick in an NFL draft and now you're breaking into trailer parks and jackin' off in Target parking lots??

:lol:



Great
Freaking.
Job.
!

Re: Loser

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 6:55 pm
by Mikey
Everybody's bragging and drinking that wine
I can tell the Queen of Diamonds by the way she shines
Come to daddy on an inside straight
Well I got no chance of losing this time
Well I got no chance of losing this time

Re: Loser

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:27 pm
by Mikey
Kellen Winslow II has reportedly been arrested after breaking into a home at a trailer park near San Diego.
San Diego was paradise at one time. Now we have homeless people all over the sordid clambake and crazy fuckers breaking into trailer parks. What the fuck is happening to us?

:brad:

Re: Loser

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:54 pm
by BSmack
He's ex-millitary folks. Show some respect.


Re: Loser

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:03 pm
by Derron
Mikey wrote:
Kellen Winslow II has reportedly been arrested after breaking into a home at a trailer park near San Diego.
San Diego was paradise at one time. Now we have homeless people all over the sordid clambake and crazy fuckers breaking into trailer parks. What the fuck is happening to us?

:brad:
There is lots of cash and shit in all those trailer parks in Imperial Beach you know, or maybe he need to score some meth.

Re: Loser

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:19 pm
by Mikey
Papa Willie wrote:
Mikey wrote:
San Diego was paradise at one time.
Well you were saying it was yesterday. Make yer fukkin' mind up, fucker!
Soon as you kiss my ass...

Re: Loser

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:40 am
by Mikey
You think my ass is paradise?

Ponderous.

Re: Loser

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:19 am
by BSmack
Looks like The Fucking SOLDIER!! I going to be going away for a long time.

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2 ... ex-crimes/

Re: Loser

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 1:14 am
by Joe in PB
I'd say that's a typical week for a U football player.

Re: Loser

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 4:37 am
by Derron
BSmack wrote:Looks like The Fucking SOLDIER!! I going to be going away for a long time.

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2 ... ex-crimes/
Yeah that looks like a solid 20 years at least. Idiot.

Re: Loser

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:05 pm
by BSmack
I didn't think this story could get any more fucked up. But it did. Turn's out KWII is a gilf afficianado.

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2 ... ping-rape/

Re: Loser

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:28 pm
by Dinsdale
BSmack wrote:I didn't think this story could get any more fucked up. But it did. Turn's out KWII is a gilf afficianado.

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2 ... ping-rape/
Yup, that's reasonably fucked up.

Re: Loser

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 12:11 am
by Softball Bat
KELLEN WINSLOW JR.
BACK IN JAIL
Lewd Conduct with 77-Year-Old


Ex-NFL star Kellen Winslow Jr. is back behind bars following TWO new allegations of sexual deviance ... this time,
he's accused of touching himself in front of a 77-year-old woman.

Officials say Winslow was working out at a San Diego area gym on Feb. 13 -- when he started touching himself and
asking a nearby elderly woman if she liked it. The very next week...


https://www.tmz.com/2019/03/05/kellen-w ... l-revoked/

Re: Loser

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 6:32 am
by Rooster
I briefly had him on my FF team. :oops:

Re: Loser

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 6:34 am
by BSmack
He just can't seem to get through a day without touching Little Fucking Soldier. How proud his daddy must feel.

Re: Loser

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 12:03 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Papa Willie wrote: Just think. Tiny cum-puddle lawyers like Weeland keep getting him out, too.
Busted any scales lately?

Re: Loser

Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 5:29 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Papa Willie wrote: Busted a nut in AOC’s father’s butthole lately?
Why would I? On the other hand, you're demonstrably hefty.

Re: Loser

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 4:59 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Papa Willie wrote: Busted a nut in AOC’s father’s butthole lately?
Why would I? On the other hand, you're demonstrably hefty.
Just not as hefty as you...
I laughed.

Re: Loser

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 5:21 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
I laughed.
Just think - if I would have called him a cocksucker, you’d be jacking off...
If I jacked off every time you called someone a cocksucker, my enormous member would be rubbed raw.

Re: Loser

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:00 am
by L45B
Somewhere Dan Fouts is yelling at his tv. “Fucking bullshit!!!!”

Re: Loser

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2019 1:34 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:Fag.
FfR.

Re: Loser

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2021 3:51 pm
by Softball Bat
"Jr." update...




Former NFL player Kellen Winslow II jailed for 14 years for series of rapes

Former NFL player Kellen Winslow II has been sentenced to 14 years in prison for multiple rapes and
other sexual offenses against five women in southern California, including one who was homeless
when he attacked her in 2018.

The 37-year-old son of Chargers hall of fame receiver Kellen Winslow appeared via videoconference
at the hearing in a California court on Wednesday.

Winslow II declined to comment before his sentence, saying his lawyers had advised him not to speak.

Judge Blaine Bowman said Winslow can only be described with “two words, and that is sexual predator.”
Bowman said Winslow selected women who were vulnerable because of their age or their living
situation with the idea that “hopefully he would get away with it in his mind.”

His attorney Marc Carlos said Winslow suffered from head trauma from the many blows to his head
while playing football and suggested that was why he “went off the rails,”...


https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2021/ ... fornia-nfl

Re: Loser

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2021 11:04 pm
by BSmack
Pretty fucked up, even by football's post-career standards. Why couldn't he have just driven a car off a cliff like Junior Seau.

Re: Loser

Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2021 2:41 pm
by Mikey
BSmack wrote: Thu Mar 18, 2021 11:04 pm Pretty fucked up, even by football's post-career standards. Why couldn't he have just driven a car off a cliff like Junior Seau.
Jr may not have been the best driver, but the self-inflicted gunshot in the chest was prolly a little more damaging.