shutyomouth Involved in Pennsylvania Road Rage Incident?

[Mikey]

Man explains his bizarre road rage pooping incident

He just couldn’t control his anger — or his bowels.

A Pennsylvania man who achieved viral fame over the weekend after he defecated on another man during a road-rage argument finally spoke out Monday — saying it was the result of an unfortunate medical condition that flares up when he’s angry.

“I’ve put up with it for years,” Henry Weaver, 69, told lehighvalleylive.com of his irritable bowel syndrome. “You get worked up and you’re going to have to go … I couldn’t control my bowels. And he was right there. And it’s just as simple as that.”

Weaver says he was on his way to a doctor’s office Friday morning when another driver pissed him off by pulling out in front of his car — so he followed the guy to an intersection and the pair got out of their vehicles and into a heated argument.

The duo didn’t get into a fist fight — but they did get close, putting the other man in the line of fire when Weaver suddenly dropped a deuce on his pant leg.

“He was right against me,” Weaver told the outlet. “I had to drop it. … He just got me worked up. Something was going to happen. I could have easily have missed him if I had turned around but it happened then.”

State cops later charged Weaver with harassment, and the dry police report saying the spat led Weaver to “defecate on the victim” made headlines across the country.

“I’m not proud of it,” he told lehighvalleylive.com. “I messed up. It happens.”

https://nypost.com/2018/06/11/man-expla ... -incident/

[Screw_Michigan]

I DREAM about the day I could actually do something like that! 2 weeks ago, I threatened to kill a guy in N. Augusta, SC. He pulled out in front of me going too slow, so I changed lanes to go around. He then pulled right in front of me (still going slow) without EVEN using his turn signal, so I got on the horn. The chunk of shit then had the balls to shoot me a bird. I lost it. He had his window open. He was sort of TVO'ish (small). I rolled my window down and screamed "PULL OVER UP HERE, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING LIFE, COCKSUCKER!" He hauled ass when he saw that I wasn't Mr. Happy.

Yeah - I could have probably gotten my brains blown out, but god damn. I would have LOVED to have shit on that fucker...

#carculture

[Screw_Michigan]

You're either a total liar or beyond stupid. Based on your posting resume here, I'm betting the farm on the latter.

[Goober McTuber]

This is a true story, and I believe that many years on these boards prepared me for this moment.

I had just gotten out of my car at a local grocery store a few days back, and was walking across thee parking lot towards the door. Ugly broad in a car ignored my obvious right of way and cut right across my path, missing me by about 2 feet. She was looking right at me as she did that so I flipped her the bird.

As she's pulling away she yells, "eat a dick".

I instinctively yelled back, "maybe, but not yours".

Much profanity followed as I walked into the store.

[Mikey]

I think we've all had many confrontations where five minutes, or even one minute, later you come up with the perfect comeback - but too late to matter.
It's those infrequent times when it comes to you with perfect timing that seem to make life much sweeter.

[Screw_Michigan]

Are you trolling here lately, or have you had a major mental breakdown?

Only a fucking idiot tells another man that you're going to kill him. Too bad you weren't arrested. Would have de-tarded this board for a good long while.