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World Cup 2018
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2018 1:15 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Marty's faves:
Iran
Mexico
Russia (duh...)
Senegal

Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2018 1:36 pm
by Left Seater
Currently at a wedding in Mexico. The Euros are all stumbling out of their rooms to the sports bar here in the hotel at 7:00am to watch. They then go back to their rooms and sleep till 5:00pm. This has been great as the pool, restaurants, bars have not felt crowded.
So thanks soccer for that, but I have zero interest in this event or sport.
Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2018 1:42 pm
by smackaholic
Is anyone else here fb friends with nish?
He seems depressed over the fact that he can't get himself to give the slightest of fukks about WC this year. Couldn't possibly have anything to do with England getting done by Iceland last time out. I'll see if I can drag him in here so we can properly mock over the fact that his complete lack of interest in footie might possibly qualify him for a green card to the colonies.
Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2018 2:52 pm
by Screw_Michigan
I'm rooting for Colombia and for my CSKA guys to do well.
Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2018 4:00 pm
by BSmack
smackaholic wrote:Is anyone else here fb friends with nish?
He seems depressed over the fact that he can't get himself to give the slightest of fukks about WC this year. Couldn't possibly have anything to do with England getting done by Iceland last time out.
Iceland just took Argentina to a 1-1 draw that featured an absolutely Stone Cold 3:16 shutdown of Leo Messi in a crucial penalty kick situation.
Oh did I mention I'm going to be in Reykjavik for their match against Croatia? If they just take out Nigeria, that match will be to advance to the knockout stage. I fully expect fucking insanity.
Even better, the Icelandic national team is completely amateur. This American fan is adopting them.
https://youtu.be/UfpgWvfoOV4
Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2018 4:12 pm
by Carson
No USA +
No Netherlands +
No
Italy
= No fucks given.
Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2018 7:13 pm
by Wolfman
I've really tried to "get" soccer, but have not been able to enjoy it at all. I guess if I was at the stadium with a few beers in me, I might.
Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2018 7:19 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Carson wrote:No USA +
No Netherlands +
No
Italy
= No fucks given.
Who gives a shit?
Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2018 7:20 pm
by Screw_Michigan
BSmack wrote:smackaholic wrote:Is anyone else here fb friends with nish?
He seems depressed over the fact that he can't get himself to give the slightest of fukks about WC this year. Couldn't possibly have anything to do with England getting done by Iceland last time out.
Iceland just took Argentina to a 1-1 draw that featured an absolutely Stone Cold 3:16 shutdown of Leo Messi in a crucial penalty kick situation.
Oh did I mention I'm going to be in Reykjavik for their match against Croatia? If they just take out Nigeria, that match will be to advance to the knockout stage. I fully expect fucking insanity.
Even better, the Icelandic national team is completely amateur. This American fan is adopting them.
https://youtu.be/UfpgWvfoOV4
When do we get to stop calling Argentina a world power? They haven't won shit in decades.
Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:04 pm
by Mikey
I read somewhere that 30,000 Icelandians (Icelanders? :? ) are in Moscow for the WC.
That’s 9% of Iceland.
Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 2:03 am
by Mikey
Roach wrote:I thought you made that number up Mikey, but I should know better Mr. BTU amp/hour.
Total population of Iceland 340,000
Thanks for checking. Surprised I didn’t check it myself but I pulled it straight from SI or ESPN or some other interwebs sports site linked by Google News or Apple News or some other news aggregating website. Or a website linked by one of those websites.
Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 2:31 am
by Dr_Phibes
Hurrah for Ingerland b/w
The indomitable Super Eagles :(
2026 is a triad. Canada to Mexico is a bit of a trek, then that wall to get over. Will it be possible to fly over it or will it be very high?
Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 3:31 am
by Screw_Michigan
88 wrote:Is it on TV? I probably won't watch any of it. But if its on a free channel at a convenient time and I'm in a full body cast with those Clockwork Orange eye holder opener thingy's in place and cannot get anyone to change the channel or blow my brains out, I might.
Cold as ice
Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 1:07 pm
by BSmack
Screw_Michigan wrote:BSmack wrote:smackaholic wrote:Is anyone else here fb friends with nish?
He seems depressed over the fact that he can't get himself to give the slightest of fukks about WC this year. Couldn't possibly have anything to do with England getting done by Iceland last time out.
Iceland just took Argentina to a 1-1 draw that featured an absolutely Stone Cold 3:16 shutdown of Leo Messi in a crucial penalty kick situation.
Oh did I mention I'm going to be in Reykjavik for their match against Croatia? If they just take out Nigeria, that match will be to advance to the knockout stage. I fully expect fucking insanity.
Even better, the Icelandic national team is completely amateur. This American fan is adopting them.
https://youtu.be/UfpgWvfoOV4
When do we get to stop calling Argentina a world power? They haven't won shit in decades.
Maybe when they aren't in the top 5 in the world rankings.
Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 4:08 pm
by BSmack
Just stumbled on Mexico vs Germany on FS1. Waiting for the inevitable equalizer for Germany.
Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 4:13 pm
by Screw_Michigan
BSmack wrote:Just stumbled on Mexico vs Germany on FS1. Waiting for the inevitable equalizer for Germany.
The German defense was absolute trash in the first half.
Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 4:39 pm
by BSmack
81 minutes and still no equalizer.
edit: Great win by Mexico. Not so great for everybody else. The Huns got a wakeup call.
Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 11:39 pm
by Left Seater
Freaking annoying that Mexico was playing today. Check out of the hotel was a joke as was check in at the airport. The agents kept running over to the one small TV to see every play. Security was just as bad. If you ever wanted to sneak something into the US go thru airport security in Mexico while Mexico is playing soccer.
Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 12:22 am
by Screw_Michigan
Left Seater wrote:Freaking annoying that Mexico was playing today. Check out of the hotel was a joke as was check in at the airport. The agents kept running over to the one small TV to see every play. Security was just as bad. If you ever wanted to sneak something into the US go thru airport security in Mexico while Mexico is playing soccer.
Haha
Bode Mexico
Bode soccer
Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 12:27 am
by smackaholic
Rack the wet backs for getting over on the Nazis.
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Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 12:31 am
by smackaholic
Wonder what the Dagos are doing this summer? Can they even bare to acknowledge that there’s a World Cup going on and they weren’t invited?
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Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 1:27 am
by Mikey
smackaholic wrote:Can they even bare
Keep your demented sexual fantasies to yourself please.
Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 2:46 am
by Left Seater
So a less safe US is bode soccer. You really are screwed up.
Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 7:28 am
by Screw_Michigan
Left Seater wrote:So a less safe US is bode soccer. You really are screwed up.
Oh please. You got home in one piece.
Try not to clutch your pearls so hard.
Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 12:39 pm
by Left Seater
Of course we did, even watching soccer they were prolly better than TSA who misses 90% of the test items.
Airport security is just theater to keep the uninformed sleeping well and a government jobs program for many unhireable people.
Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 2:55 pm
by L45B
Left Seater wrote:Airport security is just theater to keep the uninformed sleeping well and a government jobs program for many unhireable people.
Rack. A
living wage for the barely living.
Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 9:05 pm
by Dr_Phibes
Try crossing the Rainbow Bridge before a Bills game. So long as I have a Bills flag, I could be wearing Muslim headdress driving a Panzer and towing Katyusha rockets and I'd get through.
Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 9:09 pm
by Dr_Phibes
*Polish fans rampage in Russia*
300 plus homes in Moscow were found to have been washed, scrubbed and vacuumed

Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 1:34 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
You guys should totally be going for the Mexican team...
...before the wall goes up.
Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 2:18 am
by smackaholic
Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 3:37 pm
by Mikey
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:You guys should totally be going for the Mexican team...
...before the wall goes up.
2026 should be interesting, when the WC is shared by Canada, Mexico and the US, and there's a big beautiful wall all the way across the US/Mexico border.
Not sure how teams and fans will get from Mexico to US venues.
1. Fly to Canada first?
2. Leave their kids behind?
3.

Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 5:40 pm
by Carson
Mikey wrote:Not sure how teams and fans will get from Mexico to US venues.
By legal means, dumbfuck.
Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 5:52 pm
by Mikey
Carson wrote:Mikey wrote:Not sure how teams and fans will get from Mexico to US venues.
By legal means, dumbfuck.
You think?

Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 6:04 pm
by Carson
Yep, they'll even let their screaming brats come with them.
Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 10:24 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Iran
Mexico
Russia (duh...)
Senegal

"Hello? Herschel? My cousin Shlomart is on FIRE! Oy Vey, but can he pick the winners!"
Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 10:25 pm
by Mikey
Dr_Phibes wrote:*Polish fans rampage in Russia*
300 plus homes in Moscow were found to have been washed, scrubbed and vacuumed

Poland goes down to...Senegal.
Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 3:02 am
by Dr_Phibes
I'd imagine Senegal looks a bit like Fallbrook CA. Rainforesty and crawling with giant spiders and insects. Only without the charm of the locals.
Marty's batting 1000 :(
Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 3:45 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Dr_Phibes wrote:
Marty's batting 1000 :(
The black man is the muscle of the Jew.
Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 2:06 pm
by Goober McTuber
Left Seater wrote:If you ever wanted to sneak something into the US go thru airport security in Mexico while Mexico is playing soccer.
Good luck with that. The trick is not getting through Mexican security. It's getting through US customs.
Re: World Cup 2018
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:45 pm
by Left Seater
Goober McTuber wrote:Left Seater wrote:If you ever wanted to sneak something into the US go thru airport security in Mexico while Mexico is playing soccer.
Good luck with that. The trick is not getting through Mexican security. It's getting through US customs.
That is laughable. All one needs to do is sign up for Global Entry and Customs Officers don’t even look up at you. Just cleared Customs and Immigration on Sun and never said a word to a single person along the way.