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You literally just need to read this article and watch the associated video to understand just how messed up the Bungles really are. Small wonder they've never won a playoff game this century.

https://www.behindthesteelcurtain.com/2 ... h-steelers
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Former Wolverine and Bungal Larry Stevens was my Uber driver a month ago. Read into that how you will.

He said Marvin Lewis punched Chad Johnson in the face in the locker room, I believe during the 2005 playoff game when Palmer blew out his knee.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:He said Marvin Lewis punched Chad Johnson in the face in the locker room, I believe during the 2005 playoff game when Palmer blew out his knee.
I didn't think it was possible to feel better about the outcome of that game.

I. Was. Wrong.

Rack the long arm of Marvin Lewis.
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BSmack wrote:just how messed up the Bungles really are. Small wonder they've never won a playoff game this century.

Your logic is flawed. Cam Cleeland is now on the local sports station, and says the Patriots gave him used jocks and socks when he got there. I think they've won a couple of playoff games this century.
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Used jockstraps? Really? We got brand new ones in high school. But our parents bought them.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Used jockstraps? Really? We got brand new ones in high school. But our parents bought them.
It wasn't just the jockstraps. Did you tune out for the part about how the Bungles would not get a hotel for their players before game day? Going from the club to the stadium is not exactly a recipe for success.
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BSmack wrote:
It wasn't just the jockstraps. Did you tune out for the part about how the Bungles would not get a hotel for their players before game day? Going from the club to the stadium is not exactly a recipe for success.

If true shame on the player for going to a club the night before a game. There are 16 regular season games. Can’t stay out of the clubs for 16 nights?
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Left Seater wrote:
BSmack wrote:
It wasn't just the jockstraps. Did you tune out for the part about how the Bungles would not get a hotel for their players before game day? Going from the club to the stadium is not exactly a recipe for success.

If true shame on the player for going to a club the night before a game. There are 16 regular season games. Can’t stay out of the clubs for 16 nights?
Ever heard of Max McGee? It happens and smart teams know how to handle it.
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Nope. No clue who he is. But I am guessing he didn’t play while I have been on this earth. If he did then he is prolly an outlier.

However, being around pro sports for almost a decade now, you learn a lot. Yes these guys go hard at times, but not the night before a game. If a player can’t stay out of a club the night before a game, dude likely needs rehab.

As for the Bengals not getting a hotel at home the night before a home game, Jr Colleges are asking WTF?
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BSmack wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Used jockstraps? Really? We got brand new ones in high school. But our parents bought them.
It wasn't just the jockstraps. Did you tune out for the part about how the Bungles would not get a hotel for their players before game day? Going from the club to the stadium is not exactly a recipe for success.
We didn't get hotel rooms in high school.

Anyone who doesn't know who Max McGee is...wow.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
We didn't get hotel rooms in high school.

Anyone who doesn't know who Max McGee is...wow.
Who said anything about rooms in HS? And according to Google Max was a Packer and old. Not surprising at all that you have heard of him.
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Left Seater wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
We didn't get hotel rooms in high school.

Anyone who doesn't know who Max McGee is...wow.
Who said anything about rooms in HS? And according to Google Max was a Packer and old. Not surprising at all that you have heard of him.
And also one of the key players in the Packers winning Super Bowl 1. After a night of drinking.

BSmack questioned why I "tuned out" the part about how the Bungles would not get a hotel for their players before game day. Do you even read before you respond?
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Goober McTuber wrote: And also one of the key players in the Packers winning Super Bowl 1.
We get it already, you are old.

I must have tuned you out on the rest.
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No offence Lefty, but you're not exactly a barrel of laughs. When you get old, you reminisce about things - like getting drunk and catching that pass in Super Bowl I. When your time comes, memories of choosing that beige throw-rug from Bed Bath And Beyond seems a bit depressing.

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Darryl Talley got drunk and called Magic Johnson a fag the night before Super Bowl XXV.

That's the stuff you remember.
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Is Lefty a millennial?
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I’m 43. Thought that was pretty young for this clam bake.
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Dr_Phibes wrote:Is Lefty a millennial?
Please, haven't you done enough damage?
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