Would you hit it?

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Would you hit it?

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Yes, but then she'd probably kill me in my sleep.

No, I wouldn't, too pale and pasty. --Sam

Yes, I would. Pale and pasty is my type. --Mgo

No, I prefer phallic objects in my mouth. --Killitard

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I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Re: Would you hit it?

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Screw_Michigan wrote:No, I prefer phallic objects in my mouth. --Killitard
Still cooking right along with those homophobic jokes, eh racist? Hey, you do you, boo. I do think it's cute that you have a crush on me. Sorry, Fredo. I'm already married.

You absolutely would hit that, so would I. The difference being that you would brag about it and text non stop, hoping for a relationship or at least a re-tap. I'd wonder why I had that much Scotch and laugh it off as a slump buster. Always remember that I'm smarter than you, and your 9 is my 5.
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Not equine enough ~ MGO

Too tall ~ TVO

Too old ~ Diego

Too thin ~ Rumple

Not into guns enough ~ Derron

WAY TOO THIN ~ Whalesdale

Is that enough board stereotypes?
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What? No-Too Young---Wolfman ?
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Re: Would you hit it?

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BSmack wrote:Not equine enough ~ MGO

Too tall ~ TVO

Too old ~ Diego

Too thin ~ Rumple

Not into guns enough ~ Derron

WAY TOO THIN ~ Whalesdale

Is that enough board stereotypes?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Re: Would you hit it?

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Killian wrote: Still cooking right along with those homophobic jokes, eh racist? Hey, you do you, boo. I do think it's cute that you have a crush on me. Sorry, Fredo. I'm already married.

You absolutely would hit that, so would I. The difference being that you would brag about it and text non stop, hoping for a relationship or at least a re-tap. I'd wonder why I had that much Scotch and laugh it off as a slump buster. Always remember that I'm smarter than you, and your 9 is my 5.
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kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Re: Would you hit it?

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BSmack wrote:Not equine enough ~ MGO

Too tall ~ TVO

Too old ~ Diego

Too thin ~ Rumple

Not into guns enough ~ Derron

WAY TOO THIN ~ Whalesdale

Is that enough board stereotypes?
That is pretty good. We are ALL about stereotypes here. Try it once you have tapped one of those ginger fire crotches...there is nothing quite like it.
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