Aretha not doing good

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:47 pm

Rack that post.

It's a competition for second sordid clambake.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:54 pm

You better think about what you're saying.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:56 pm

She's 76.

What's that in morbidly obese balck woman years? Gotta be at least a buck fitty.

Well rack her big ass anyway. There are woman that may have more power in their voice or sweetness, but she put it all together. And a pretty fair piano player.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:59 pm

When the Blues Brothers came out, I appreciated it primarily for the comedy, but looking back now, damn, that is a fukk-ton of musical talent.

Aretha, Ray and James? Along with some pretty sizable talent in the BBB.

Does another movie come close?

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Tue Aug 14, 2018 4:05 pm

Cab Calloway--hi-dee-hi-dee-hi-dee-ho!!

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Aug 14, 2018 5:14 pm

smackaholic wrote: pretty sizable talent in the BBB.

You should try googling Steve Cropper and Donald "Duck" Dunn. They were part of the MGs (of Booker T) and the Stax Records house band that produced about half the R&B hits of the 60s.

https://www.songhall.org/profile/Steve_Cropper

Cropper wrote the #1 smash hit "Green Onions." In the years to follow he co-wrote some of music's biggest classics such as "Knock On Wood," "Midnight Hour," "634-5789," and in 1967 the legendary “(Sittin' On) The Dock of the Bay," with friend Otis Redding, establishing Cropper as a songwriting genius.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:34 pm

Mikey wrote: Donald "Duck" Dunn.

Backed Eric Clapton for a while too.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Aug 14, 2018 7:16 pm

Derron wrote:Eric Clapton

Q: What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

A: Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Aug 14, 2018 7:31 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Derron wrote:Eric Clapton
Q: What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

A: Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

whoa

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Tue Aug 14, 2018 8:13 pm

Who's doomin who?

-Aretha

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 2:47 pm

Aretha--tits up

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 4:02 pm

They can now enjoy fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches together.

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 4:12 pm

RIP.

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smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 5:14 pm

Papa Willie wrote:

Though I might be partial (because Duane was playing slide in it), this is STILL the best version of this song I ever heard. This fucker absolutely smoked...

Rack your fat ass for finding the greatest voice ever AND the greatest slide player ever on one record!!!

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smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 5:16 pm

It’s kinda depressing to think of the 50 years of guitar playing we were all cheated out of when Duane climbed on that fucking Harley.

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Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 5:25 pm

shutyomouth with a tan. And a wig.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 5:26 pm

smackaholic wrote:It’s kinda depressing to think of the 50 years of guitar playing we were all cheated out of when Duane climbed on that fucking Harley. Those things should be illegal.

FTFY

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 5:49 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
shutyomouth with a tan. And a wig.

Oh my

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 6:40 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
smackaholic wrote:It’s kinda depressing to think of the 50 years of guitar playing we were all cheated out of when Duane climbed on that fucking Harley.

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Agreed.

Not in this thread exactly but the same thing could be said of when Jim checked out..could you imagine his vocals and The Doors music for another 40 years more than we had it for ??

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 7:11 pm

Jim, Jimi, Janis....the early 70s was the suck when it came to losing talent long before their time.

And Beiber will live to 97.

Fukk

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Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 1:08 pm

^^^ What is your avatar? Your broken collar bone?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 1:12 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
smackaholic wrote:It’s kinda depressing to think of the 50 years of guitar playing we were all cheated out of when Duane climbed on that fucking Harley. Those things should be illegal.

FTFY

If you paid the slightest bit of attention in that thread, you'd realize my contention was that there should be MORE legal vehicles on the road, not less. I pointed out that MCs are legal despite being unable to meet crash standards.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 1:13 pm

Two US presidents offered tributes to Aretha.

One said her voice offered us “a glimpse of the divine.” The other said, “she worked for me.”

Guess who said which.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 1:22 pm

"She worked on me" was probably Bill Clinton.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 2:09 pm

Great singer, maybe the best of all time. Also a huge cunt.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:16 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Two US presidents offered tributes to Aretha.

One said her voice offered us “a glimpse of the divine.” The other said, “she worked for me.”

Guess who said which.

Yeah, I kinda cringed a bit when he said that, but oh well, that's TGOF for ya.

Funny thing is, you're workin' for him too, melty. You just don't know it.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:43 pm

Killian wrote:a huge cunt.

I don't have enough first hand information to argue with this.

Have you actually seen it?

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:50 pm

Lost my keys in there.

Imus · Post by **Imus** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 4:11 pm

More information than you may need or want. But it may call out some lonely cold canuk.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:36 pm

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 11:31 pm

In her prime.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Aug 17, 2018 11:38 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:^^^ What is your avatar? Your broken collar bone?

Please...don't encourage this...

:(

It took us long enough to be rid of Jsc dragging around IV bottles in his sad, sympathy cultivation.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Aug 20, 2018 1:39 pm

smackaholic wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
smackaholic wrote:It’s kinda depressing to think of the 50 years of guitar playing we were all cheated out of when Duane climbed on that fucking Harley. Those things should be illegal.

FTFY
If you paid the slightest bit of attention in that thread, you'd realize my contention was that there should be MORE legal vehicles on the road, not less. I pointed out that MCs are legal despite being unable to meet crash standards.

The small under-sized under-powered scooter-type vehicles you want on the road are not compatible with regular automobiles. You keep bringing up motoercycles and how they could never meet automobile crash standards. It's a stupid argument. Motorcycles are not automobiles. They are not licensed as automobiles, they are not insured as automobiles, and they have their own operator licensing.

Despite your thick-headed proclamations, none of these "vehicles" belong on our streets.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Aug 20, 2018 2:49 pm

Aretha at 74.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Aug 20, 2018 3:03 pm

Mikey wrote:Aretha at 74.

Sing it, sister!

Sincerely,

Duhron

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Sat Sep 01, 2018 7:53 am

Illegal use of the hands by the pastor at Urethra's funeral.

Stupid jackoff.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:46 pm

Is she the one in trouble for banging the 17 year old?

Pretty classy funeral outfit she's rocking. Kind of hard to blame the pastor for mauling her.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:53 pm

It is kinda funny to see a balck dude have to apologize to the SJWs for making a perfectly innocent and mildly funny joke about her name.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:55 pm

Never mind. The child rapist was some other chick.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sat Sep 01, 2018 4:25 pm

At least he wasn't trying to jam his dick up a little boy's ass.