Bob Woodward's book on Dipshit in Chief

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 5:34 pm

Gold, Jerry. Gold.

But to be honest he's only confirming what we already know: Trump is a traitor, a bonafide moron and mentally unfit to serve as president.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 6:07 pm

Yawn.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 6:12 pm

In a meeting, Chief of Staff John F. Kelly once said of Trump: "He’s an idiot. It’s pointless to try to convince him of anything. He’s gone off the rails. We’re in Crazytown. I don’t even know why any of us are here. This is the worst job I’ve ever had."

'

I mean tell us something we don't know.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 6:19 pm

Wolfman wrote:Yawn.

Time for your nap.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 6:26 pm

Weeeeee are the knights who say Trump! We come here to make Screw_Michigan soil himself on a daily basis.

TRUMP!

TRUMP!!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 6:29 pm

Also from that book.

Chief of staff John Kelly describes Trump as an "idiot" and "unhinged," Woodward reports. Defense Secretary James Mattis describes Trump as having the understanding of "a fifth or sixth grader." And Trump's former personal lawyer John Dowd describes the president as "a f***ing liar," telling Trump he would end up in an "orange jumpsuit" if he testified to special counsel Robert Mueller.

Woodward sums up the state of the Trump White House by writing that Trump was an "emotionally overwrought, mercurial and unpredictable leader." Woodward writes that the staff's decision to circumvent the president was "a nervous breakdown of the executive power of the most powerful country in the world."

Throughout the book, Woodward portrays the president as a man obsessed with his standing in the media and with his core supporters. Trump appears to be lonely and increasingly paranoid, often watching hours of television in the White House residence. "They're out to get me," Trump said of Mueller's team.

Trump's closest advisers described him erupting in rage and profanity, and he seemed to enjoy humiliating others.

"This guy is mentally retarded," Trump said of Sessions. "He's this dumb southerner," Trump told Porter, mocking Sessions by feigning a southern accent.

Trump said that Priebus is "like a little rat. He just scurries around."

And Trump demeaned former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani to his face when Giuliani was the only campaign surrogate willing to defend then-candidate Trump on television after the "Access Hollywood" tape, a bombshell video where Trump described sexually assaulting women.

"Rudy, you're a baby," Trump told the man who is now his attorney. "I've never seen a worse defense of me in my life. They took your diaper off right there. You're like a little baby that needed to be changed. When are you going to be a man?"

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 6:45 pm

The irony is that Sessions is smarter than Trump. Low bar, I know.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Sep 04, 2018 8:59 pm

A smear campaign so Jewish, I can smell the kugel from over here...and the list of dopes that buy into this Talmudic nonsense gets smaller every day.

Sorry Shecky, the Project For The New American Century has been put on hold until 2024.

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 9:08 pm

"A zoo without walls"

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Sep 04, 2018 9:22 pm

If the agencies and personalities forming the bulk of the movement against Trump had Muslim sounding names, your country would be at DefCon...whatever the fuck the DefCon would be just before they started synchronizing key-turns at the missile silos.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Sep 04, 2018 10:32 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Throughout the book, Woodward portrays the president as a man obsessed with his standing in the media and with his core supporters.

...as opposed to the literary oral sex he bestowed on Dubya for his servitude in reducing Israel's enemies to splinters...

Oy Vey.

ML@Coyote · Post by **ML@Coyote** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 10:53 pm

Chief of staff John Kelly describes Trump as an "idiot" and "unhinged,"

No facts here.

Woodward reports. Defense Secretary James Mattis describes Trump as having the understanding of "a fifth or sixth grader."

No facts here either.

And Trump's former personal lawyer John Dowd describes the president as "a f***ing liar," telling Trump he would end up in an "orange jumpsuit" if he testified to special counsel Robert Mueller.

Still no facts.

Woodward sums up the state of the Trump White House by writing that Trump was an "emotionally overwrought, mercurial and unpredictable leader."

Wow, still no facts.

Woodward writes that the staff's decision to circumvent the president was "a nervous breakdown of the executive power of the most powerful country in the world."

Still no facts, but now the "nervous breakdown" card is played.

Throughout the book, Woodward portrays the president as a man obsessed with his standing in the media and with his core supporters. Trump appears to be lonely and increasingly paranoid, often watching hours of television in the White House residence. "They're out to get me," Trump said of Mueller's team.

Jesus, still no facts. And which is it, hours of television or hours of golf? And is it paranoid to think people are out to get you, when they are out to get you? Woodward and his book, for example.

Trump's closest advisers described him erupting in rage and profanity, and he seemed to enjoy humiliating others.

Still no facts. But yes, he probably has a bad temper and cusses. A lot of us are like that. Does he enjoy humiliating people? How the hell does Woodward know what he enjoys?

"This guy is mentally retarded," Trump said of Sessions. "He's this dumb southerner," Trump told Porter, mocking Sessions by feigning a southern accent. Trump said that Priebus is "like a little rat. He just scurries around." And Trump demeaned former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani to his face when Giuliani was the only campaign surrogate willing to defend then-candidate Trump on television after the "Access Hollywood" tape, a bombshell video where Trump described sexually assaulting women. "Rudy, you're a baby," Trump told the man who is now his attorney. "I've never seen a worse defense of me in my life. They took your diaper off right there. You're like a little baby that needed to be changed. When are you going to be a man?"

Still no facts. Just a list of insults Trump has hurled. And seriously, does any of this surprise us? That Trump can be rude and abrasive? He's been talking this way to and about people for years. Like it or not, it's probably one of the reasons he was elected.

All I see is Woodward trying desperately to revisit his glory years and bring down another president. But I don't see any facts or hard evidence of wrongdoing. Just a lot of shit slinging and sour grapes and hatred for the man who democrats still can't believe was voted into office.

Get over it.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 11:29 pm

We get it, you're another TTL with your head buried in the sand. Bob Woodward is arguably the most respected political reporter in the US. He has 10000000x time credibility as Trump.

Just keep making your excuses.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 11:32 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:We get it, you're another TTL with your head buried in the sand. Bob Woodward is arguably the most respected political reporter in the US. He has 10000000x time credibility as Trump.

Just keep making your excuses.

Reporter ?? Credibility ?? Bwwhaaaa..you finally have overdosed on crack. Stupid cunt.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 12:37 am

ML wrote:no facts

That is the obvious problem with a book like this.

It will sell a lot of copies and make Mr. Woodward a lot more money.

Not that I necessarily think the events and portrayals described in the book are all wrong.
Many/most of them may be accurate.
It actually seems not far off from what I imagine it to be like.

But in the end the book is just a big -----> hand job.

Enjoy it, I guess.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 2:27 am

Woodward also writes that Trump repeatedly railed against Attorney General Jeff Sessions, a former Republican senator from Alabama, for recusing himself from overseeing the Russia investigation and called him “mentally retarded” and “dumb Southerner” who “couldn’t even be a one-person country lawyer down in Alabama.”

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 2:38 am

"Well this is the first I've heard of (the interview request), well Lindsay did say something to me, but this is the first time I heard of the interview request."

THE dumbest man in America.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics ... 0e74651152

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 2:39 am

88 wrote:The Press and smarmy entrenched fucks in DC hate Trump.

He's the dumbest man in the US, and he's your boy.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 4:01 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
88 wrote:The Press and smarmy entrenched fucks in DC hate Trump.
He's the dumbest man in the US

Again, what does that say about Her? She actually lost to this guy. How does she get up every morning?

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 12:30 pm

The already discredited Woodward book, so many lies and phony sources, has me calling Jeff Sessions “mentally retarded” and “a dumb southerner.” I said NEITHER, never used those terms on anyone, including Jeff, and being a southerner is a GREAT thing. He made this up to divide!

- Don

I bet you did, Donald.

Just sayin'.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 12:36 pm

Left Seater wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
88 wrote:The Press and smarmy entrenched fucks in DC hate Trump.
He's the dumbest man in the US

Again, what does that say about Her? She actually lost to this guy. How does she get up every morning?

The old adage about arguing with a crazy person comes to here. What Trump did was drag her down to his level and then beat her with experience. Of course Russian collusion didn't hurt him, yet.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 12:42 pm

BSmack wrote: What Trump did was drag her down to his level and then beat her with experience. Of course Russian collusion didn't hurt him, yet.

Her could have stayed on the high road...well check that there is no high road with her. And as far as Russia goes she wrote that chapter in the book what with her pay to play while at State.

ML@Coyote · Post by **ML@Coyote** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 1:29 pm

BSmack wrote:The old adage about arguing with a crazy person comes to here. What Trump did was drag her down to his level and then beat her with experience.

I think Hillary and Donald were on the same level from the start. I don't think either of them lowered themselves to the other's level. But let's say you're right. What does it say about Hillary that, despite all her experience dealing with all kinds of powerful people, that she wasn't able to maintain her supposed high ground? To me it says she's no different than any other depraved politician when push comes to shove.

And as to Donald beating her with "experience." Seriously? Are you saying he had more political experience than Hillary?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 5:59 pm

ML@Coyote wrote:
BSmack wrote:.
And as to Donald beating her with "experience." Seriously? Are you saying he had more political experience than Hillary?

He has more experience being a moron.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 6:18 pm

Nothing says phony made up stories like a real witch hunt to see who talked to Woodward.

President Donald Trump, showing his outrage over Bob Woodward's explosive new book, is ordering a real witch hunt in the West Wing and throughout his administration, asking loyal aides to help determine who cooperated with the book.

As the President publicly fumes on Twitter, he's privately on a mission to determine who did -- and didn't -- talk to Woodward, CNN has learned. Two officials who have spoken directly to the President say he is pleased with the denials offered by chief of staff John Kelly and Defense Secretary James Mattis.

In Trump's eyes, what makes or breaks aides who are reported to have made disparaging comments about him is how strongly they push back on the accusations.

But he is also taking note of the silence from several other former administration officials.

"He wants to know who talked to Woodward," one of the officials said, speaking on condition of anonymity amid the highly tense atmosphere in the West Wing in the wake of the book.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 6:53 pm

Left Seater wrote: How does she get up every morning?

Probably nothing that a couple of vodka collins and some hits of Percocet won't fix real quick.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 7:05 pm

"The book means nothing. It's a work of fiction." -- Donald Trump on Bob Woodward, 9/6/18

"You know I’m very open to you. I think you’ve always been fair." -- Donald Trump on Bob Woodward, 8/14/18

ML@Coyote · Post by **ML@Coyote** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 7:07 pm

BSmack wrote:
ML@Coyote wrote: And as to Donald beating her with "experience." Seriously? Are you saying he had more political experience than Hillary?
He has more experience being a moron.

If you want to list his faults, I would say Trump is the following:

Rude
Petty
Self-absorbed
Callous
Conceited
Arrogant
Petulant
Condescending
Vindictive
Manipulative
Abrasive

I would not say he's a moron, or that he has experience being a moron.

Given all his glaring faults, why didn't Hillary use them against him? The truth is that he beat her at her own game, which was politics. The man who Democrats now like to call a "moron" and an "idiot" outwitted the best that the Democrats had to offer. He didn't even have the popular vote, yet he won a decisive victory. Too funny.

When you call Trump a moron, it just makes you sound like a bad sport.

I know you can do better.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 7:22 pm

Jsc810 wrote: I realize that it hurts to admit that you were and are wrong to support this criminal in the White House, but it really would be best to get rid of him and move on.

Maybe you and the Dems should put up an electable candidate, instead of the entitled turd you rolled out last time.

ML@Coyote · Post by **ML@Coyote** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 7:27 pm

Jsc810 wrote:
ML@Coyote wrote:I realize that it hurts to admit that you were and are wrong to support this criminal in the White House, but it really would be best to get rid of him and move on.

Actually, I never supported him. I just think it's lame to call him a moron, when he obviously isn't a moron.

Nor has he been proven to be a criminal, BTW.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 7:47 pm

ML@Coyote wrote: Actually, I never supported him. I just think it's lame to call him a moron, when he obviously isn't a moron.

He is a bonafide, textbook definition of a moron.

ML@Coyote · Post by **ML@Coyote** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 7:56 pm

Bona fide is two words, genius.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 7:56 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
ML@Coyote wrote: Actually, I never supported him. I just think it's lame to call him a moron, when he obviously isn't a moron.
He is a bonafide, textbook definition of a moron.

According to British legal stature, an idiot is an individual with an IQ of less than 20,
an imbecile has an IQ of between 20 and 49, and a moron an IQ between 50 and 69.

Based on his speaking and writing skills, I'd put his IQ in the mid-80s. Definitely south of 100.

ML@Coyote · Post by **ML@Coyote** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 8:01 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
ML@Coyote wrote: Actually, I never supported him. I just think it's lame to call him a moron, when he obviously isn't a moron.
He is a bonafide, textbook definition of a moron.

According to British legal stature, an idiot is an individual with an IQ of less than 20,
an imbecile has an IQ of between 20 and 49, and a moron an IQ between 50 and 69.
Based on his speaking and writing skills, I'd put his IQ in the mid-80s. Definitely south of 100.

Based solely on his speaking and writing skills, I'd have to agree.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 8:01 pm

According to British legal stature, an idiot is an individual with an IQ of less than 20,
an imbecile has an IQ of between 20 and 49, and a moron an IQ between 50 and 69.

Haha, you learn something every day.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 8:02 pm

ML@Coyote wrote: Based solely on his speaking and writing skills, I'd have to agree.

No one said you have to be smart to be a mob boss, just ruthless.

ML@Coyote · Post by **ML@Coyote** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 8:12 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
ML@Coyote wrote: Based solely on his speaking and writing skills, I'd have to agree.
No one said you have to be smart to be a mob boss, just ruthless.

Well, he isn't a mob boss. He's the President of the United States. I know that's hard for you to accept, but it happens to be true.

And he got there by outwitting your candidate.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 8:21 pm

He is running a crime syndicate from the Oval Office.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 8:24 pm

Left Seater wrote: Maybe you and the Dems should put up an electable candidate, instead of the entitled turd you rolled out last time.

Her should have adopted a platform of white grievance and white supremacy. That would have done the trick.

Worked for Trump!

ML@Coyote · Post by **ML@Coyote** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 8:26 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:He is running a crime syndicate from the Oval Office.

And the Great Pyramid of Giza was a battery charging station the aliens built for their ships.