Hope you weren't too hard on the beaver
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Hope you weren't too hard on the beaver
Man accused of sexually assaulting dying beaver, meth possession,
Washington police say
A man was arrested late Monday on an animal cruelty charge after he allegedly sexually assaulted a beaver
in a park, local media reported. The incident occurred at Columbia Park in Kennewick, Washington, after
a woman saw someone hit a beaver with a car, radio station KXLY reported...
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nat ... 205843002/
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Re: Hope you weren't too hard on the beaver
Oregon State fan. Probably not even a crime. Right, Dins?
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: Hope you weren't too hard on the beaver
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Re: Hope you weren't too hard on the beaver
Bestiality is indeed a crime in Washington. They outlawed it... in 2006. After a dude died while fucking a horse. Pretty sure it's still legal to marry your cousin there, though.Goober McTuber wrote:Probably not even a crime. Right, Dins?
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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Re: Hope you weren't too hard on the beaver
I was talking about if the victim were an Oregon State fan.Dinsdale wrote:Bestiality is indeed a crime in Washington. They outlawed it... in 2006. After a dude died while fucking a horse. Pretty sure it's still legal to marry your cousin there, though.Goober McTuber wrote:Probably not even a crime. Right, Dins?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Re: Hope you weren't too hard on the beaver
I don't know. We need more information.Goober McTuber wrote:
I was talking about if the victim were an Oregon State fan.
Did the perp attend a FCS school?
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
Re: Hope you weren't too hard on the beaver
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