Joke(s)

[ML@Coyote]

Sign I saw on a Baptist church last week:

The weakest part of any automobile is the nut holding the steering wheel.

[Screw_Michigan]

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

[ML@Coyote]

The real reason we cannot have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse: You cannot post "Thou shalt not steal," and "Thou shalt not commit adultery," and "Thou shalt not lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

- George Carlin