'Spray, it's time to put the brakes on...

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Your e-stomping of Goobs is turning into "senior citizen abuse".


Honestly, I'm quite worried you've driven him to a place he'll never return from. This isn't "fun" any more. He's obviously lapsed into something beyond despair...something pathetic.

Where is your humanity?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

It's over an hour and he hasn't responded.

He might be having a seizure. If anyone is with him at this moment, try removing his dentures so he doesn't bite his tongue.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Unmitigated cruelty. :cry:

[Dinsdale]

So, an obese redneck, a drunken geriatric alcoholic, and a pretentious Upper Mexican walk into a bar...

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

[Imus]

Spray finally ran him. Maybe. Fucking Marty helped.

[atmdad]

So, an obese redneck, a drunken geriatric alcoholic, and a pretentious Upper Mexican walk into a bar...

Bartender says: Get the FUCK out of here!

[FiatLux]

So, an obese redneck, a drunken geriatric alcoholic, and a pretentious Upper Mexican walk into a bar...

Which gives you the definition ... "White Trash".


Those 3 would be fucking each other like banshee's... if they had enough energy to get out of bed.

See ya in Berkeley in a couple of days...my California's Canadian

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Spray's here to chew gum and kick Goober's ass. And he's all out of gum.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I'm being totally serious...Goober may be in a coma. :o


...or maybe he's just faking it so some male nurse can fondle his junk.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

...male nurse...

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

[Screw_Michigan]

AP rocking the loofa

He also looks somewhat sober

[Dinsdale]

I appreciate the tastefulness in the AP pic selection -- I just ate. It still involves a mirror, though.

[Goober McTuber]

Message to Meltspray and his Cling-on Marty - I don't spend a bunch of time on the board on weekends. But continue your obsessions with me, and your delusions that you have somehow gotten over.

[Goober McTuber]

Message to Meltspray and his Cling-on Marty - I don't spend a bunch of time on the board on weekends. But continue your obsessions with me, and your delusions that you have somehow gotten over.

Like a Quaker State Oil Enema - he comes back!

Relax, old fella. We're just glad you didn't pass away!

Considering that we're separated by only 12 years (your favor) and at least 150 lbs. (my favor), you might want to be a little more concerned about your passing.

[Mikey]

'Spray, it's time to put the brakes on...

Sorry...too late

[Mikey]

No. You're a lumberjack, and you're okay.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

...and his Cling-on Marty...

[Goober McTuber]

...and his Cling-on Marty...

He thinks you're a heterosexual.

So you're saying he's not?

[Mikey]

You have to ask?

[Goober McTuber]

So you're saying he's not?

[Goober McTuber]

Firefox doesn't like your image because it is a Binkiland HTML Document (296 KB). Probably every bit as stupid as any other picture you've ever posted that I haven't seen.

[Goober McTuber]

Today I have thoroughly kicked my own ass. And it really hurts.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Goobs, understand that I hold no influence over 'Spray.

He's gone "rogue".

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

"Stop kicking Goober's ass, 'Spray. The war is over."


"IT'S NOT OVER. It's not over for ME."

[Goober McTuber]

"Stop kicking Goober's ass, 'Spray. The war is over."


"IT'S NOT OVER. It's not over for ME."

You think his steady stream of stupid pictures is "kicking ass"? Sad.

Please go back to your M Perk nic.

[Goober McTuber]

Nonsense. Your photos are simple and stupid. Just like you. You post like a retarded schoolgirl.

[Goober McTuber]

Nonsense. Your photos are simple and stupid. Just like you. You post like a retarded schoolgirl.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

[Goober McTuber]

[Goober McTuber]

You're right, Marty. It is getting old. It wouldn't be so bad if he didn't say I posted like a retarded schoolgirl, but sadly - I think he might be right. I might actually mute the old fucker - just because I'm that big a pussy and hate getting beat at my own game.

The Truth.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

alcohol + pervert = senile dementia

[Goober McTuber]

alcohol + pervert = senile dementia

That's some weird Canuck math. Does not compute.

But you two really make a lovely couple. The never-ending reacharound.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

That's some weird Canuck math. Does not compute.

It's the Metric system.

[Goober McTuber]

alcohol + pervert = senile dementia

That's some weird Canuck math. Does not compute.

But you two really make a lovely couple.

FUCK YEAH! BOTTOM!

Good call.

[Slap]

Goober McTuber is a complete idiot and a shit poster.