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Re: Velociraptor

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 2:50 pm
by Mikey
Is that an aftermarket mod, or factory build? What do they run - about $100K?

Pretty expensive way to proclaim to the world that your tiny dick is larger than it actually is.

Re: Velociraptor

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 2:55 pm
by Mikey
Fuck - they start at $349,000?
:meds: :meds: :lol: :doh:

I can see that the "6x6" would be perfect for off-road bouldering in tight spaces.
Of course you'll need a $50,000 touch up to the paint job before taking it clubbing downtown again.

Re: Velociraptor

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 4:07 pm
by Mikey
I think I've found my dream vehicle.

a 1000 HP Jeep Cherokee.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I wonder if the mod includes a guarantee that the steering wheel won't fall off (which happened with my old Cherokee).

Re: Velociraptor

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 9:41 pm
by BSmack
Give me a Toyota Hilux with a snorkel and I could go just about anywhere.

Re: Velociraptor

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 9:53 pm
by Wolfman
Dodge 6x6 weapons carrier with a power winch on front. Carry a chain saw too.

Re: Velociraptor

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 10:28 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Why would anyone in WPC (Weather Pussy Country) need a truck like that? If you hate your tiny pecker just get a muscle car.

Re: Velociraptor

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 11:23 pm
by BSmack
Papa Willie wrote:Those things are all fun & good until you try to park them into a normal-sized parking space. That's a good way to provoke a stroke!
I thought that's what the striped lines in the handicap space were four. All you have to do is install a hoist and you can winch yourself down to the ground and then roll into the Piggly Wiggly.

Re: Velociraptor

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 11:40 pm
by Wolfman
I "love" it when I park somewhere and end up with monster truck/SUVs on both sides of me when I try to get out.

Re: Velociraptor

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:55 am
by Screw_Michigan
Wolfman wrote:I "love" it when I park somewhere and end up with monster truck/SUVs on both sides of me when I try to get out.
#carculture

Why do you hate the free market, Wolftard?

Re: Velociraptor

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2018 3:13 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Papa Willie wrote:Those things are all fun & good until you try to park them into a normal-sized parking space. That's a good way to provoke a stroke!
Wolfman wrote:I "love" it when I park somewhere and end up with monster truck/SUVs on both sides of me when I try to get out.
Exactly just how fat are you fat asses?

Stop being fat and lazy, and park in the back of the parking lot. Not only will you avoid the chaos and door dings, but you'll get some much needed exercise.

If you don't know how to park your truck, then ask your wife. If she doesn't know, then take an Uber to go pick up your meds.