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Yeah the holidays are here folks, along with balck friday, probably snow where you are, and the reindeer. Yep, the reindeer Are Back (orders from Santa) and this year it's all about Jesus.

So the reindeer and elves have been having a great time (how's you ass by now Vixen?) following Pop's threads on signature songs, all good, but Santa says there is something lacking to make it really zing. There is No Focus, it's all over the map. Ergo and per edict by Santa and ratified by The Deciders (a verbal direct from the man) we have

The 1st Annual T1B Reindeer Christmas Song-Fest

This year's theme: Songs about / containing / referencing JESUS

Rules:

Any song with a Jesus reference.

Standard Gore and !! tags must be applied as appropriate

No fucking autoplay

Prizes awarded if and when the judges feel like it, they will be Awesome prizes, probably about New Year's day. Prize categories might include

- Most Redmond-like

- Most spiritual (did you get her pants off)

- Most obscure

- Generally whatever the judges and Santa decide.

To get us started, here are three from Santa's playlist:

Lord I wish it was friday . . .


Spirit In The Sky


Drop Kick Me Jesus







Keep on rockin' in the free world . . .

Fuck you, red-nosed reject.

You're the reindeer version of jess the rookie.

Carson wrote:Fuck you, red-nosed reject.

You're the reindeer version of jess the rookie.

Rack

Reads like a 200lio post.

If you can get laid to this than you have found yourself genuine freak. Hang on to her.

Back when watching MTV on Christmas Day was the shit spit.
https://youtu.be/TAqZb52sgpU[/youtube]

Jesus Just Left Chicago Baby

https://youtu.be/oHCVGYBa22c[/youtube]

And then there is this steaming piece of shit. Christian pop music generally sucks, but these losers take it to new depths.

Doobie Brothers

Softball Bat wrote:Doobie Brothers

I figured you'd've kicked it up a notch...

No actual Jesus here but...Christ

(L45B's link was fucked up when I posted this)

I wondered if I should Resurrect this thread, but because it Is about Jesus, then I thought, ok.

See, the Deciders got hooked up with a bunch of floosie coke whores last year and well, they weren't as responsible as usual. Left Smackie hanging out there without a winner to declare, and me and Santa had to "negotiate" the hotel damages law suit, plus there was bail.

Anway in the spirit of sweet fukking christmas tradions, the Song-Fest is open again. If you don't like Jesus, ok then post about some other mystic mofukker.

And Smackie Is the Last Word on all this so bow to him. There is a small line item in the Deciders budget for this hole, named 'party favors' usually it is for XXxxXXxxXX antics with XXxxXxxX tcader and medical measures for his butt hole, but this year Smackie can use it for a prize.

Ok merry christmas and piece on earf.



And so long Mel . . .

Good God and god Rudy, I thought that shindig would never be mentioned again. The Deciders can be completely irresponsible sometimes. Hope they learned a lesson as Santa has a few choice lumps of coal for all, and I won't mention where he's putting them.

Anywho, here's a starter for the board this year.



Merry Christ Mass and stuff. Salud.

I was raped at the last Reindeer Stop.

Vixen wrote: ↑Sat Nov 09, 2019 5:26 am I was raped at the last Reindeer Stop.

Is that why you wear a condom?

My owner keeps me filled with rainbow colored condoms.