T1B

Right back at you, you dumb fucking cracker.

Can’t remember exactly when I started hanging out on these boards but it was before I moved back to CA in 1999, so at least that long.

Good times.

Be good to yourself, your family and friends today. Tomorrow’s another story.

Happy Thanksgiving to all.

Mikey, you fat fuck. 2 pieces of pecan pie is enough.

Goobs, take it easy with that single malt.

Willie, let somebody else at the table have some too, dammit.

Queerland, better get some of that eggnog before someone ruins it with that yucky hard liquor.

Smackie, you really should tell your mother-in-law about the “special seasoning” in the stuffing.

Wolfe, uhhhhh, never mind, let him sleep.

To the rest of you assholes, I hope you get a nasty case of gastric reflux.



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Appreciate life clones..crist knows we have lost some good dudes over the years. Best of the Holiday to you all, go ahead and eat until your fat asses cannot move and knock back a few shots, and hit a couple of bong loads or those special cookies too.

Then fuck the fuck off you dickheads.

Hey Derron,

Do they make a "holiday size" colostomy bag for this time of year? Seems like they should.

Happy Thanksgiving, folks.

smackaholic wrote:Hey Derron,

Do they make a "holiday size" colostomy bag for this time of year? Seems like they should.

Maybe for the fat fuckers like shutyomouth that eat too much. Moderation is the key when you have no large intestine. I hope you die in a deep fat fryer fire when you dunk your turkey in there.

To gauge how drunk you are today, say " fat fryer fire" 10 times real fast.

smackaholic wrote:Goobs, take it easy with that single malt.

You have the reading comprehension skills of a certain vertically-challenged lawyer. Single malt is typically Scotch.

But Happy Thanksgiving to you and everyone else. I have not yet had any whiskey today, but that may change soon. Perhaps a little Henry McKenna.

What the hell?



Happy Thanksgiving guys.

I'm a little late with this, but happy belated Thanksgiving from the other side of the world. I wish a wonderful holiday season for each of you and may the lefties on this board enjoy a great hot cocoa and Pajama Boy moment with your families. For the rest of us, let's go outside and enjoy blasting holes in paper targets or animals.

Happy T.hanksgiving (how did you asswipes forget that) to everyone. I'm spending it in Santiago with an amazing woman, having a great week. Once I stop failing at mobile uploading for remote file hosting, I'll post some great photos.

Chile is awesome, though these two lane roads outside of Santiago are like the wild west.

Dinsdale wrote:Indeed!

Wow.

That's a particularly nice part of Vantucky.

Dinsdale wrote:Indeed!

Our local WalMart is the local mecca for criminals and dopers. The cops drive through there EVERY night, several times a night and run plates. They usually get 5 to 7 felony arrests a week from tweaks sleeping in the cars or shoplifting in the store and then trying to make a break for it. Every year a buddy who is a fire marshal here, goes down there Thanksgiving night since all the shoppers park in fire lanes and drive lanes and starts pointing at cars as this fleet of tow trucks is lined up outside to tow the cars. There were 3 assaults there Thursday night, and several thefts and who knows how many got away with shit. Fucking shit hole.