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So, Where Are Those Flying Rats?

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 6:03 pm
by Carson
Get in here, you flea-farming failures.

...or did Santa fire your worthless asses?

Re: So, Where Are Those Flying Rats?

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 6:15 pm
by Rooster
Apparently climate change killed them off as predicted by the pearl necklace clutching Chicken Littles or Trump deported them. Not sure which, but unquestionably it’s the Right’s fault they haven’t shown. Those pale penis people, especially the dead ones, are too. And we all know that Santa fits into that demographic.

Re: So, Where Are Those Flying Rats?

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 7:14 pm
by Rudolph
Calm down expat.

Santa and the 'deer are busy listening to the Jesus music selections, getting ready for Round Two. They will be out and pollutingxxxx contributing to the board soon enough.

It's rumored our agents are out now negotiating a deal with a famous local DJ to do the color commentary and expert analysis, so this will be massive.


Now Carson, if you get itchy just fetch up some of that greek lovin' we know ya crave . . . Burn down a town or two. Round Two of All About Jesus is coming up.

Re: So, Where Are Those Flying Rats?

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 6:45 am
by Carson
Screwedoff,

Nobody cares.

Pinheaded drunkenness being passed off as legitimate smack is one of the few things Goobs and I agree on.

Re: So, Where Are Those Flying Rats?

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 7:04 am
by FiatLux
Carson wrote:Get in here, you flea-farming failures.

...or did Santa fire your worthless asses?


This is the downfall of us allowing "southerner's" internet access.


Shame on San Francisco and the Bay Area !

Re: So, Where Are Those Flying Rats?

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 9:47 am
by Carson
Yes, because Southerners should know apostrophes are for pluralizations. :doh:

Die under a giant pile of bum shit and needles.

Re: So, Where Are Those Flying Rats?

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:36 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Papa Willie wrote: Shit & needles are high class in his neck of the woods.
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Needles and Poo
Needles and Poo
Milton just wallows
in Needles and Poo
How do you hose down
This dirt?
He's just confused 'cause
His dad wears a skirt

Re: So, Where Are Those Flying Rats?

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 7:09 am
by Carson
Back when Rudolph was actually funny.