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The right wingnuts have already opened their primary for Board Bitch of 2018. Now it's time for those with an IQ larger than their waist size to put forth perhaps a more logical ballot. A proper Board Bitch is not someone you dislike. It's certainly not someone who has gotten over on you. Repeatedly. It's quite the opposite. It's a poster who has had their ass kicked repeatedly by numerous other posters with no apparent ability to defend themself. The posters on this ballot need no introduction, just an interdiction.*

The winners of each primary may then face off in the general election.

* INTERDICTION, civil law. A legal restraint upon a person incapable of managing his estate, because of mental incapacity.

Goober McTuber suffers from Penus Ineffectus.

Plato wrote:Goober McTuber suffers from Penus Ineffectus.

And this causes you much sadness? Are you suffering from Semen Withdrawal Syndrome?

No thanks, homo.

Plato wrote:No thanks, homo.

Hey, you're the one who brought up my prodigious member.

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Goober getting run by the reindeer once again. What a sad old queer.

Goobs has so many hooves in his ass, he's looks like a menorah. It's a Hanukkah miracle!

Seriously Goobs...why do you let these fleabags own you every year? This is embarrassing.

Goober McTuber wrote:

Plato wrote:No thanks, homo.

Hey, you're the one who brought up my prodigious member.

I hesitate to ask— wincingly —what sexual psychosis you have that when thinking about a reindeer it gives you an erection, because I’m pretty certain that I don’t really want to know. Aside from which, you’ve admitted you suffer from alcoholism induced impotence, so have hooved animals always been a source of sexual arousal for you? Or is it that Vixen is wearing semi-transparent pink rubber with leg holes cut out that excites you?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Goobs has so many hooves in his ass, he's looks like a menorah.

He can't run with the big boys. It's good for him to stay down and quiet. Like a good bitch. Goober McTuber will look good in the kitchen baking up some cookies for us. And I will be glad to leave him some milk.

Rooster wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

Plato wrote:No thanks, homo.

Hey, you're the one who brought up my prodigious member.

I hesitate to ask— wincingly —what sexual psychosis you have that when thinking about a reindeer it gives you an erection

Why did you imagine me as erect? Weird.

I remember when the reindeer collectively had mad game. Now their nics have been handed off to the board's lesser lights and they just sit around telling us how great they are and enjoying their reacharounds from Marty and Melty. Pathetic.

Goober McTumble is being run around again this year. That is entertaining!

I would vote, but I am sure that, in democrat tradition, the superdelegates are already pledged and it doesn't matter.

Playdoh wrote:

Yawn.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas....

Ya know, toolio seems to have strong bi-partisan support. If he ever decided to run third party, screwey could be in trouble.

Goober McTuber wrote:It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas....

Feel good story of the season.

Silent night, pillow bite
All that balm, but still too tight
Pound that surge in, Mother! Mother, he’s wild!
Slowly seed plant Goob’s butt is defiled
Weep in blots of feces
Weep in blots of feces

D+

Get a new angle, Corky.

Playdoh wrote:butt
feces
feces

Quite the obsession, Playdoh. You're not even one of the official reindeer.

Papa Willie wrote:I love giving the lameass reindeer my Fabulous Fatfinger Reacharound! :grin:

McTuber posted semi-nude photos of himself on a public board for other men to view. He is a frustrated male homosexual pervert.

Yes, Goober McTuber is a closet faggot.

It's a frilly pink closet with a dildo rack.

Oh yeah. The reindeer are really bringing it this year.

Actually rather refreshing compared to your drivel. Starting a second board bitch thread definitely puts you near the top of the pile of shit, so rack you.

Joe in PB wrote:Actually rather refreshing compared to your drivel. Starting a second board bitch thread definitely puts you near the top of the pile of shit, so rack you.

Got any more legitimately fake news to post about liberals leaving the Democratic Party? Show us how smart you are, moron.

Papa Willie wrote:

Joe in PB wrote:Actually rather refreshing compared to your drivel. Starting a second board bitch thread definitely puts you near the top of the pile of shit, so rack you.

I think he'd delete it now - if he could...

Goober McTuber being reemed out in the BB thread that he started is his most humiliating episode.

Slap wrote:

Papa Willie wrote:

Joe in PB wrote:Actually rather refreshing compared to your drivel. Starting a second board bitch thread definitely puts you near the top of the pile of shit, so rack you.

I think he'd delete it now - if he could...

Goober McTuber being reemed out in the BB thread that he started is his most humiliating episode.

Slapdick as a judge of smack will never not be hilarious.

Papa Willie wrote:

Joe in PB wrote:Actually rather refreshing compared to your drivel. Starting a second board bitch thread definitely puts you near the top of the pile of shit, so rack you.

I think he'd delete it now - if he could...

No way. You're starting to get votes.

Papa Willie wrote:This thread isn't the OFFICIAL BBOTY thread, gut-pudding.

Oh, and yours is?

Yours should be retitled "People Who Have Hurt Meltspray's Feelings This Year".

+1 for Melty.

Do you need a tissue, Melty? :grin: