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Please leave an unwrapped, unwanted toy for the less fortunate.

Screwey

Canadian Citizenship. It's time to come north. You know deep down inside it's the only place that feels like home.

Aren't you too Jewish to be running a Christmas thread?

Merry Christmas, Derron!

Softball Bat wrote:Merry Christmas, Derron!

I'm guessing those didn't come from an island in the Bay of Bengal.


That would take bigger nuts... and a greater faith.

Papa Willie wrote:I wish to purchase Mikey a small negro. That is all. Just a plain one.

Thanks but I already have one.

More than that would just be overkill.

Mikey's just worried he'd end up with a pair of opposing sexes and before you know it, he's hip deep in them.

I’m not about to start sharing my pool.

Mikey wrote:I’m not about to start sharing my pool.

Huh...that's an odd comment. Coulda sworn I'd seen photos of you sharing your pool with coons before.

It was only one, and he snuck in. Copped a real attitude when I politely asked him to leave, too.
That’s when I decided - no more God Damn coons in the pool.

I still get an occasional gopher or lizard sneaking in, but they rarely make it out alive.
:brad: