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Goober McFailure
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 4:53 am
by Vixen
Are you going to run away like a little bitch like you do every year or are you ready to go toe-to-toe with this doe?
I know you spend the whole year getting your shit packed by Papa Willie, so I will understand if you tuck your tail between your legs, post one of these
and head for the hills.
Better yet, stay down old man, or Blitzen will dong slap you into Groundhog's Day.
Re: Goober McFailure
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 5:06 am
by Vixen
Derron is smarter than you, even after a massive bong rip.
Re: Goober McFailure
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 2:57 pm
by Plato
This is how it is in here for McTuber every holiday season.
Re: Goober McFailure
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2018 9:57 pm
by Goober McTuber
I was here throughout the Christmas season last year, and will be again this year. No one has ever run away from your tedious collection of retards. You post "smack" that even jtr would be embarrassed to own, and then crow about how awesome you are.
Original Reindeer-
Comet = Biggie
Dasher = PrimeX
Blitzen = DMike
Sammy = JCT
Vixen = ppanther
Rudolph = itsanalias
Plato = Dinsdale
Prancer = e
Donder = Bacefelice
Dancer = Vic and Jimmy Meds
You clowns aren't fit to carry any of their jockstraps. Though you gladly would. With your mouths.
Re: Goober McFailure
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 1:06 am
by Vixen
(Feliz Navidad)
Flacid Grand Dad
Flacid Grand Dad
Flacid Grand Dad
Tú eres homosexual
Re: Goober McFailure
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 2:34 pm
by Plato
Rack not ppanther.
I wonder how it feels for Goober McTuber to have his slow white ass run around by the JV Team every year.
Too funny. Too slow.
Re: Goober McFailure
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 3:54 pm
by Slap
His ass has wrinkles. Not fit or attractive.
Re: Goober McFailure
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:45 pm
by Goober McTuber
Plato wrote:I wonder how it feels for Goober McTuber to have his slow white ass run around by the JV Team every year.
It's quite boring. You bring so little to the table, aside from empty boasts.
Slap wrote:His ass has wrinkles. Not fit or attractive.
And you would know this...how?
Re: Goober McFailure
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:50 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:
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Re: Goober McFailure
Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 12:47 am
by Plato
Everyone saw Goober McTuber's flabby old white body. Looking like one of the Golden Girls.
His ass is wrinkled and it sags down.
Re: Goober McFailure
Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 3:20 pm
by Goober McTuber
Plato wrote:Everyone saw Goober McTuber's flabby old white body. Looking like one of the Golden Girls.
His ass is wrinkled and it sags down.
And where have you seen my ass, Playdoh? That's right, in your dreams.
I am in fantastic shape for my age, BTW.
Re: Goober McFailure
Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 3:30 pm
by Plato
Come this Goober see
Pa rum pum pum pum
His face receives our pee
Pa rum pum pum pum
Old ass is pasty white
Pa rum pum pum pum
Brown hole no longer tight
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum
We dishonor him
Pa rum pum pum pum
When we cum
Pum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum pa rum
Slow old Goober
Pa rum pum pum pum
He’s turned into blubber
Pa rum pum pum pum
That wrinkled ass sags down
Pa rum pum pum pum
The ladies gawk and frown
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum
Shall we pray for you?
Pa rum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum
Tuber nodded
Pa rum pum pum pum
The deer marauded
Pa rum pum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum
Re: Goober McFailure
Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:10 pm
by Goober McTuber
Playdoh wrote:Goober is gay, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
Really impressive stuff, rodent.
Re: Goober McFailure
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:53 am
by Slap
Plato wrote:That wrinkled ass sags down
Goober McTuber's old ass is out of shape.
Re: Goober McFailure
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 3:17 am
by Plato
Slap wrote:Goober McTuber's old ass is out of shape.
Pa rum pum pum pum
Re: Goober McFailure
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 5:34 pm
by Goober McTuber
Slapdick wrote:Plato wrote:That wrinkled ass sags down
Goober McTuber's old ass is out of shape.
And again, you know this how?
Re: Goober McFailure
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 4:40 am
by Slap
Everyone saw your flabby old body because you posted it for other men on a message board to view. Remember? Are you senile? Get in shape for the new year.
Re: Goober McFailure
Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2018 4:53 pm
by Goober McTuber
You couldn't see my ass in the photo, Slapdick, only in your fantasies.