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it's been 21 years. wow


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He was the best on SNL. I think he was even better than Belushi.


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FiatLux wrote:He was the best on SNL. I think he was even better than Belushi.


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He was excellent, and easily the best of SNL at the time.

But better than Belushi?

Nahhh.
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There's a reason why our IQ's have been documented to be so much higher then yours... and why only 15 million of us World wide... have so much control over the rest of the 6 billion of you genitals world wide...


We have a sense of humor.


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Adam Sandler - probably the most unfunny “comedian” in past 50 years.
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BSmack wrote:Fat and dead is no way to go through life.


huh?



I'm surrounded by idiots.




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Mikey wrote:Adam Sandler - probably the most unfunny “comedian” in past 50 years.



I'm sure you think Bob Hope is funnier then Lenny Bruce... so, it's all good my Catholic Boy.
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They’re both as dead as Farley, from what I hear. But still a lot funnier than Sandler.
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Mikey wrote:They’re both as dead as Farley, from what I hear. But still a lot funnier than Sandler.


You hear dead people ?



Too funny
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Stay down Catholic boy.


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You are nearly as dillusional as poop-tah.
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I will say this much for Sandler.

He was likely the funniest of his SNL contemporaries.

That is more a statement on the downfall of a once great show, than a comment about Sandler's comedic talents which are rather thin and very quickly become old.
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This is a dumb discussion because it just comes down to age. The folks we first started seeing on SNL were likely the most influential on us.

That said Chevy Chase is the clear best when it came to SNL and after. Fletch is likely the greatest movie of all time.
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Sandler was great for his generation, and before he started focusing on shitty mass marketed movies that would make him super rich. Happy Gilmore was great. Billy Madison was funny when I was 14 but hasn't really held up over the years.
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Mikey wrote:Adam Sandler - probably the most unfunny “comedian” in past 50 years.
He's certainly worthy of consideration, but there's some stiff competition from the likes of Tracy Morgan, Samantha Bee, Kenan Thompson, Conan O'Brien (although his writing on The Simpsons was good), et al. Current SNL cast member Alex Moffatt is ok in the sketches he does on the show, but his standup act is brutally unfunny.
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Left Seater wrote:This is a dumb discussion because it just comes down to age. The folks we first started seeing on SNL were likely the most influential on us.

That said Chevy Chase is the clear best when it came to SNL and after. Fletch is likely the greatest movie of all time.
Sorry dude, but this isn't a matter of generational homerism.

The first generation of SNL is heads and shoulders above the rest. You are a bit younger than I, so you likely did not see that version "live", yet you recognize their greatness. I suspect your first exposure was Eddie Murphy, who pretty much singlehandedly dragged it back to respectability for a while.

My SNL HOF would be the original cast, Murphy, Farley......and uh, maybe Dana Carvey. Sorry Adam, you ain't in.
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smackaholic wrote:My SNL HOF would be the original cast, Murphy, Farley......and uh, maybe Dana Carvey. Sorry Adam, you ain't in.
My under-the-radar pick would be Darrell Hammond, who was the show's best impersonator and is now its announcer. One of the few areas of agreement I have with Trump is that Hammond did a far better impersonation of him than Alec Baldwin does. I saw Hammond do standup, and while it wasn't the most hilarious act I've seen, it wasn't bad.
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He sucked at comedy almost as much as he sucked at life. Good riddance to fat garbage.
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Kierland wrote:He sucked at comedy almost as much as he sucked at life. Good riddance to fat garbage.
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Left Seater wrote:Fletch is likely the greatest movie of all time.
Are you on a scavenger hunt or did I forget to pay my dinner check? I-mean I’d be happy to pay it...

RACK this.
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Who are you again?

Rita’s boss.

Who’s Rita?

My secretary.
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smackaholic wrote:
The first generation of SNL is heads and shoulders above the rest. You are a bit younger than I, so you likely did not see that version "live", yet you recognize their greatness. I suspect your first exposure was Eddie Murphy, who pretty much singlehandedly dragged it back to respectability for a while.

My SNL HOF would be the original cast, Murphy, Farley......and uh, maybe Dana Carvey. Sorry Adam, you ain't in.
The original was the best. But it is age relative, because when we watched it we were usually intoxicated or getting there, and smoking a lot of weed. That with the comedy left you rolling on the floor sometimes, if we did not nod off before the show was over.
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You gonna read me my rights?

You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stomped on by him.

I think I'll waive my rights.
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You gotta gun creep?

Shamu’s got one, borrow his. :grin:
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Rack Chris Farley!

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smackaholic wrote:
My SNL HOF would be the original cast, Murphy, Farley......and uh, maybe Dana Carvey. Sorry Adam, you ain't in.
No love for Bill Murray?
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Smackie Chan wrote:
smackaholic wrote:
My SNL HOF would be the original cast, Murphy, Farley......and uh, maybe Dana Carvey. Sorry Adam, you ain't in.
No love for Bill Murray?
Good pull. Then again, it wasn't called "Saturday Night Live" until a couple years later. And the first couple of episodes didn't have comedy sketches.

Quick, without looking it up -- who were the first musical guests(since I just happened upon this in the last couple of weeks)?
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Wasn't Paul Simon on the first show?

And maybe George Carlin?
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Mikey wrote:Wasn't Paul Simon on the first show?
I believe Simon was Episode 2. Carlin hosted the first.
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Well, I was close.

George Carlin and Billy Preston. Damn that must have been some good shit.

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Mikey wrote:
George Carlin and Billy Preston. Damn that must have been some good shit.
I believe that Janis Ian went on before Preston.
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Sudden Sam wrote:I thought I might could remember on my own, but no such luck.
Like I'd remember that. I saw an article on it a couple of weeks ago. Then this thread came up.

Don't get me wrong -- I'm the guy you want on your trivia team... but I wouldn't have known that had I not read it recently.
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