Man crushed to death in front of tourists; “tried to hypnotize elephant”
He tried to impress tourists that were present but got crushed to death by the elephant. The authorities
of the Yala National Park, located in Sri Lanka, reported through a statement, that a 41-year-old man,
died trying to prove himself, that he was able to hypnotize an elephant and do what he asked.
OK, that one's going right to the top of my bad ideas list.
And I realize that a ween into the year is a little early to call the Chuck Darwin award contest, but, really, who's gonna top this?
Re: You can't hypnotize an Elephant
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:32 pm
by Smackie Chan
I think he listened to too much Iggy Pop and thought elephants were just like chickens...
Here comes Johnny Yen again
With the liquor and drugs
And the flesh machine
He's gonna do another striptease
Hey man where'd you get that lotion?
I been hurting since I bought the gimmick
About something called love
Yeah, something called love
Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens
Well I'm just a modern guy
Of course I've had it in the ear before
'Cause of a lust for life
'Cause of a lust for life
Re: You can't hypnotize an Elephant
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 2:15 pm
by smackaholic
OK, so we've got photographic evidence that elephants are highly resistant to hypnosis.
