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As many here know, my son, known round these parts as "cockblock", has a long history of living up to the name.

Each and every time he commited this dastardly deed, I have vowed to return the favor.

I did, sorta, last night.

He was in the living room hanging out with his GF. I went upstairs to do some task for the OL. After about 10 minutes I needed a screwdriver, so I went downstairs to get one out of the den. The door was closed, lights off. I walked in to my son standing there in the pitch dark....."uhhhh hi dad" he mumbled, or something like that. I thought it rather odd and flipped on the light to see his GF scrambling to pull up her jeans and hop to her feet. I thought "haaaaaa, fukker!!!!" to myself. Quickly grabbed the screwdriver and walked out of the room. THey didn't say shit.

Not sure exactly what he was doing. I suspect maybe just getting a little stinky finger. This doesn't make up for him walking into me holding his mother like a fukking wheelbarrow, but I'll take it for now.

Damn kid is driving the minivan as his car is in the shop. He should just be using that. Dumb bastid.

smackaholic wrote:Not sure exactly what he was doing.

He's probably not either, considering his paternal genetic donor.

Goober McTuber wrote:

smackaholic wrote:Not sure exactly what he was doing.

He's probably not either, considering his paternal genetic donor.

You may have a point. He is a test tube kid. His conception involved a cup, a little lube and a playboy. Sadly it was pre-inter web phone pron.


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smackaholic wrote: see his GF scrambling to pull up her jeans and hop to her feet.

Jeans off means it is time to get busy..tell that boy that.

Not sure exactly what he was doing. I suspect maybe just getting a little stinky finger.

So he had her jeans down and he is just doing a little digital thing ?? Damn, you need to teach that kid a thing or two. I was getting that kind of action at 13 years old in the neighbors hayloft.

This doesn't make up for him walking into me holding his mother like a fukking wheelbarrow, but I'll take it for now.

So if he saw you horsing the OL, he should have that figured out by now. Fail all the way around here.

Derron wrote:

smackaholic wrote: see his GF scrambling to pull up her jeans and hop to her feet.

Jeans off means it is time to get busy..tell that boy that.

Not sure exactly what he was doing. I suspect maybe just getting a little stinky finger.

So he had her jeans down and he is just doing a little digital thing ?? Damn, you need to teach that kid a thing or two. I was getting that kind of action at 13 years old in the neighbors hayloft.

This doesn't make up for him walking into me holding his mother like a fukking wheelbarrow, but I'll take it for now.

So if he saw you horsing the OL, he should have that figured out by now. Fail all the way around here.

Judging by the number of used condoms I’ve found in his trash can, I think he’s got it figured out well enough.


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Waaaaaaaaaay too much information, my friend. Way too much.

Rooster wrote:Waaaaaaaaaay too much information, my friend. Way too much.

Dude, I been working this story for the better part of 20 years. Relax and scroll on by if you must.


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smackaholic wrote:Relax and scroll on by if you must.

Words to live by.