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I never knew Washingtonians were so kinky.

This picture leads off the article. I assume that it's the location of the infamous Sate Capitol Dwarf Tossing orgies.

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

btw...nice white flag

That gif is oddly compelling. As I watch it I keep expecting them to let TVO fly but for some reason it never happens.

Anyone out there that enjoys dwarf tossing can go to hell...you degenerates.

:x

...because everyone knows that midget bowling is the true sport of kings....

They prefer to be called "little people"... the stupid fucking midgets.

Dinsdale wrote:They prefer to be called "little people"... the stupid fucking midgets.

Their concerns are easily overlooked.

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It's inherently difficult seeing eye-to-eye with them.

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They're always the last to know when it's raining.

That is going to cut into his side hustle quite a bit. I mean those midgets probably get $ 150 or so a gig, kind of like hiring a stripper to come to a party ??

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:...because everyone knows that midget bowling is the true sport of kings....

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Damn bro, that's messed up.

Screw_Michigan wrote: Damn bro, that's messed up.

I know! They totally hooked that one to the right.
At least their next toss won't be trying to make the split.


BTW ~ the good thing about midget bowling is that the midget can reset the pins for you since he's at the end of the lane already.

Dinsdale wrote:They prefer to be called "little people"... the stupid fucking midgets.

And they insist on calling normal sized people "average height".

No, dumbfukk. "Average height" would be about 5'10" for a man. A dude who is 6'2" or 5'7" is not average. He would be tall/short. And he would still fall into the "normal" range.

Midget doesn't like "normal" as it makes him "abnormal" by definition.

Don't they understand that this will just push the dwarf tossing industry underground? Before long, you'll find dwarf tossing speakeasies opening up around the state.

Dins, this could be a business opportunity for you. Open a dwarf tossing/bowling/wrasslin '/etc..... establishment on your side of the Columbia. Put up a big neon sign facing across the river.

An employee at the Spokane Valley club said dwarf tossing only occurred there that one night in October. The club had a good crowd that night, but not a packed house, and it seemed more people came to see the female little person who was a dancer than Mighty Mike, the employee said.

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Isn't Spokane the place they shoot all those episodes of COPS?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:the good thing about midget bowling is that the midget can reset the pins for you since he's at the end of the lane already.

Well, now they can. But before long, technology will catch up and they'll devise one of these to automatically return the li'l fellas.

Mikey wrote:I never knew Washingtonians were so kinky.

I don't know about kinky, but I read yesterday that they lead the nation in not vaccinating their kids. So they're right up there in stupid as well.

Goober McTuber wrote:

Mikey wrote:I never knew Washingtonians were so kinky.

I don't know about kinky, but I read yesterday that they lead the nation in not vaccinating their kids. So they're right up there in stupid as well.

Yep. Spreading it all over the place. Pretty hard to to contain.

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