Where's Goober?

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Mikey
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Re: Where's Goober?

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Sudden Sam wrote:He hasn't posted in quite a while. Anyone know if he's okay? Us old farts have to look out for another.
I don't know, but that reminds me...I need to pee.

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Old Goober McDicksuck is probably hospitalized after having his sagging ass whipped at a gay bar.
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He probably drank himself into a stupor, wandered outside at some point and froze to death in a snowbank. Not to worry, someone will find him in the spring half eaten by wolverines still clutching that supposedly high class hootch he swills. He’ll show up eventually.
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Settle down. Dude is likely in St Maarten and too busy taking naked or near naked pics to post here.
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Left Seater wrote:Settle down. Dude is likely in St Maarten and too busy taking naked or near naked pics to post here.
Screwy would enjoy that.
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